Top 16 Recap
Championship Match: 1. 9th Degree vs. 2. JTR
Fuck Rated is gay, I stay harder n'
I'll miracle whip his ass just to win by a good margarine
Vs
Bow to the fuckin' king, till your head hits the ground and pokes in
'Cuz Jack fell down...
...but never earned a crown to be broken

No idea.Apparently 9th degree bit a jack the ripper line...but Jack the Ripper bit a 9th degree line.Anyways.The miracle whip line didn't work because miracle whip isn't a margarine.Margarine is actually a butter like substance.So bassically...Jack the ripper won,for bitin' the better line.

Winner=JTR

Contendership Match: 3. Sobe. vs. 4. Spektikul
in a few days Spek's gonna be evil, gettin dudes shook in the leagues
cuz he's gonna have a black heart.. after I cook him this week
Vs
Battlings a gamble you cant win, so quit and shut ya mouth..
Try plumbing..
That way you cant lose, cause a flush beats having a full house..

Was expecting more from this battle.Esspecially from sobe.I thought he would have owned spektikul here.His multi was forced here.His punch was...ehh.Spektikul dropped a flush/plumbing/full house line.Didn't seem to diss really.It appeared as if he focused more on wordplay than he should have.But he still won.

Winner=Spektikul

5. Daubs vs. 6. KOOL COL-B
you put werd in ya posts, your still broke fuck what your earnin dude
cos i cant wait to see your punch, and laugh at the weak werdin too
Vs
dont step 2 me bitch, everybody knows i slice throats
u touch mo ball sacks then dodge balls, u even told us that u like scrotes

I happened to like this battle.Esspecially Kool-col-B's line.That shit was hilarious.But really...what is a scrote..in UK?Cause surely daubs didn't mean scrotum.But that bar was still funny as shit.Daubs line was good too.Just lacked originality.I remember using a werd line when I battled kool col b,and people said the concept was played.So,yeah.

Winner:Kool-Col B

7. Apostrophe vs. 8. FuxJustAWord
I Gotta Write A Bar For You, And I Dont Know What To Say Son..
So I'll Take The Easiest Way Out, And Direct You To The Nearest Gay One..
Vs
Nothing

Winner:Apostrophe

9. Apo Kold vs. 10. The Revelation
Ugly, fat & pasty ..
you're a fake G w/ a slutty mother ..
you got amber around ur balls ..
.. not a chick ..
I mean hair colour.
Vs
His time in the top 16 is like his country, they give up before it's done,
His worthless life burned out faster, than the plastic kap shot with his gun

Couple of voters said apo kold's bar was gay.And I happen to agree with them.Describing someone's pubic hair is not something you wanna do.EVER.Revelation came wack though.His 1st line was ok.Seemed like a personal.So that was good.He still wins for not havin' a gay bar.

Winner:Revelation

11. Drakel vs. 12. E.C
you like golf? doesn't matter, i'm still clubbing the fellow
tea off on E.C......'n smash his face with the kettle
Vs
Nothing

Fellow and kettle don't rhyme.

Winner:drakel

13. Natural Killa vs. 14. Nick Fletcher
His punches are lame,sometimes even taking days-to-strike
cuz solo been weak for the longest "term",you'd think they gave-him-life
Vs
This battle becomes apocalyptic, as this pussy runs in fear..
..he see's me and it's just Armageddon......the fuck outta here!!

Ehh,I put hypens to point out multis.I just happen to like doin' that every now and then.No idea why really.I came up with the punch right after my mother was yellin' at me about school.So that's when I thought about term.And..yeah.Nick Fletcher's line,in my opinion...was good.But apparently,it's a joke that's been used many times.

Winner:K-trini

15. SlicKnife vs. 16. RetsazD
A real D.Zaster on stage the way you taunt the crowd
See you dont just get the boos,
.................you take the whole fuckin haunted house!
Vs
Your ugly as fuck, Surgery the only way you get a waife
see I dont need a plastic surgeon
... Cos honestly Ill never come under the Knife

Slicknife won it easy.The whole boos concept is sorta played.Not the way he used it thought with the haunted house part.RetsazD dropped one of those "so what" type of lines.In a battle,why would you talk about how you'll never come under the knife?Like...why would anyone care about that in a battle?

Winner:Slicknife