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LBL Magazine (7th January 2007)
IP: 2AC9 5FB1
Intro This week was okay, there were a lot of no-shows, but a decent champ match and more signins than this league has seen in a long time in the last week so that was very encouraging. Sorry this took so long to get up, its been hectic the last couple days with me heading back to college, but my life is back to normal and you can expect all mags up on time in the future. Here’s a detailed breakdown as always of what went down last week. The LBL Cypher Tons of posts in the cypher, but more quantity than quality. After reading the whole thing, it looks like Comedian posted enough that he managed to get enough quotables to win. Comedian Ben already got served, my lines will hoe clowns consider me justice... cause when he faces me, Crime will go down sonning the weak, i just read the mag, i'm done with this geek wow - congrats yo, you got the second wackest punch of the week you've been torn & ripped before, but i'll rock him fair DaTrus was scared to give your ass the boot cause it might get lost in there see? ^ you're dead now, cause i'm better than hoes you've got an underscore <-- which explains why you never get votes you'll die, wigga... don't even test power i saw YOU replying to our battle for fourty-five minutes Phil Benjamin damn im nice,an your not felt by others son so this I D can be valid an still wont be accepted by anyone son you aint shit, even if you ride till ya die only a black star in the crowd of 106'n park being shown live InDeath That was a good try my nigga, I red it all closely And I'll admit that it rocked----> me to sleep slowly this kids sick? he spits the lames quotes, he's a joke easily If knowledge speaks power...then your the dumbest kid in this league to me Sonny Dimebags For the drugs people act funny , but around me you act all scummy juss call me Joe Rogan, I got crime eatin slugs for some easy money Faime S. Quotez 16 lines? Don't even waste your time posting up fuckin' ten your verses are examples of good lines... to never use if you wanna win Grats Comedian! That’s 3 wins in the last 4 weeks. PM me if you want a win added or a loss removed. The New Championship Belt This turned out to be good with lots of activity. I posted a picture of me and my girlfriend and exclaimed that the two best disses I saw would receive a shot at the Gimmick Belt. I have decided this will now be a permanent idea. The 2 winners from last week will battle for the belt next week. This week is a new Gimmick is XXXX The winner of this week’s Gimmick Signups will battle the winner of the Gimmick Belt match from this week. If this becomes popular enough, I will add a contendership battle as well, but for now just the signups and the main title match. Top Punches from Gimmick Belt Signups Honestly, I felt many of the verses I saw were too simple and played, but still, some dope punches so here’s the best I saw from last week. im the best there ever was, dont test me cuz hell ur collar goes down on you more than she does 17. Wireless Are you horsin around?? Cuz that bitch has to be ur sister and shit.. With looks like those, i'm guessing ur biological father is sea biscuit?? 16. Cocaine Your hated dude. Stop smiling, back up and then give Cuz the corner of your pic even shows the ball sum kid tried to bean you in the head 15. Nick Fletcher there strollin on the water n forming a bond see but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk ..... since Boy George played monopoly 14. Roger Glocks i was on that ship, and while you two were crossing me hardly i saw her and the aftermath was the boston te party 13. Te Ora Look at that girls mouth, veneer teeth to chomp and make dudes bleed And she's got GuM WoRK! that makes me think it was her who once signed in this league 12. Nick Fletcher With ur cheesy ass smile, son those dimples aint right.. Cause the craters on your face are big enough to host the first known alien life 11. Cocaine she muuust be desperate. but of course i'm assuming it all she wanted a groom & ironically found one with no grooming at all 10. Te Ora juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart he has hair SO stuck together ..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart 9. Roger Glocks i just fucked you up buddy, now people are gonna scream foul cuz my verse is ending...too bad i cant say the same for your eyebrows 8. Wireless im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty 7. Roger Glocks You got it all, slick hair, a polished grin, clothes ya girl wants to be tearin off And hell, ure sportin arcs above ure eyes that even noah'd be jealous of 6. Nick Fletcher lol @ your shirt showing ya man-boobs, that's truth, don't lie around RV you're known as a monster... and now i know why 5. Comedian his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008 4. Roger Glocks Look at your brow yo, Ur hair is going off course and shit.. Cuz those caterpillar-like eye brows, are in the beginning stages of metamorphosis 3. Cocaine your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson cuz if gaps build character... your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken 2. Roger Glocks you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young 1. Roger Glocks Gimmick Belt Winners! Roger Glocks ^ you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson cuz if gaps build character... your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken its a funny world, lets countdown until his lips uncurl I see Batman is captured n the Joker has time to Celebrate with his girl his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008 there strollin on the water n forming a bond see but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk ..... since Boy George played monopoly juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart he has hair SO stuck together ..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart I'm hopin you wont get lovey dovey, shit is gross kid cuz when you lock lips there isn't thiefs in the world who could open it those training bras haven't worked. I have nothin more to suggest cuz ya girls chest had more trainers on it then top horses get DTH won the crown and was the toast of the formal, he hit it big I hope you didn't fuck ya girl? i'd rather juss go home Solo, King like Nick Fletcher did those are biggggg assss choppersss...im not trying to be lame but those teeth get brushed more often then Home Plate in a game MY WORDING SUCKS ALOT!! but ya chick nostrils intake air like a Tractor ^^so her nose makes my wording look like John Hensley's n Fractures ima rap clown, but hopefully there bodies wont be found cuz Im prayin they run to the Tide like Nick Saban.......and drown Cocaine Your girl says you got a small unit.. and she's looking for a new man to hire Cuz she said, if DaTrusHurtz, Then this dude must be a pathological liar.. With ur cheesy ass smile, son those dimples aint right.. Cause the craters on your face are big enough to host the first known alien life Check your girls shirt B, I must say that im really impressed.. She told me she wanted no strings attached, so i cut it off and exposed her chest. Look at your brow yo, Ur hair is going off course and shit.. Cuz those caterpillar-like eye brows, are in the beginning stages of metamorphosis Are you horsin around?? Cuz that bitch has to be ur sister and shit.. With looks like those, i'm guessing ur biological father is sea biscuit?? You and ur bitch at the formal dancing like rookies she told me she hasnt cut the rug in years.. ...................i said it looked like bob marley was eating her pussy When i horseplay, everyone elses style just bores me meanwhile a horseplay, the leading role in DaTrus's life story Nah but seriously im curious how can u let this fly?? ur girls suddam annoying i let her hang out with the guy Stanza's right u guys look good together, but she's really not hot sir.. but you are a nice couple........... of targets for the 12 gauge mossberg your girls a little chunky, and its really rough g.. she has enough beef in her cheeks to make 50 file for bankruptcy Congratulations! You two will battle for the first Gimmick Belt Title next week! Last Week’s Battle Reviews LBL Championship Match: 1. John Hensley (10-1) vs 2. DaTrusHurtz (21-2) This turned out to be a pretty dope battle as expected. Fairly consistent verses from both with a good number of quotables. DaTrusHurtz didn’t go down easily, but John Hensley ended up winning in the end 5-3. LBL Contendership Match: 3. Appocolyptik (4-0) vs. 4. Sonny Dimebags (18-8) This battle was okay, but no where near as good as I thought it would be. Appocolyptik seemed a bit rushed. Sonny had a tight opener, but really fell off after that. It was close at first, but Appocolyptik ended up running away with the 5-2 victory. 5. Phil Benjamin (6-2) vs. 6. Final (3-0)) Phil Benjamin no-showed so Final won. 7. Prosecuter (2-0) vs. 8. Nick Fletcher (9-2) Nick Fletcher came pretty nice as always. Prosecuter had a couple of decent bars, but for the most part was very inconsistent with his wording and landing his punches. Nick ended up taking this one pretty easily. 9. Wordz Ahgod (3-1) vs. 10. Comedian (10-2) This was the biggest surprise of the week to me. Comedian’s verse wasn’t bad, it was extremely consistent, but very little really stood out in it. Wordz was a bit more inconsistent, but had more highs than Comedians and enough quotables to give him the win. 11. Feeble Minded (2-1) vs. 12. Blacksilence (3-3) Feeble came okay, a few nice lines, but an RV/Motor Home line that made me sick. Blacksilence came pretty weak and really didn’t rise to the occasion like I was hoping he would. Feeble took this pretty easily. 13. Trunks (1-0) vs. 14. Im Dope Man (1-0) Im Dope Man no-showed so Trunks won. 15. GREVISS (1-0) vs. 16. Wyte (1-1) Wyte no-showed so GREVISS won. 17. Keyed (1-1) vs. 18. Infamouz (1-1) Infamouz no-showed so Keyed won. 19. TEF (5-6) vs. 20. Stanza (9-13) TEF is slowly showing signs of improvement and didn’t come too bad in this battle. Stanza had nothing that made wackest punches or anything, but nothing that was really quotable. TEF got this one. 21. Vitticus (0-1) vs. 22. Faime S. Quotez (0-1) This battle was pretty weak, Faime came too basic as he has in the past and Vitticus came stretched and without really good concepts. I personally thought Faime won, but Vitticus ended up taking this by a few votes. 23. REMIS (0-1) vs. 24. F5TH-DAWG (0-0) REMIS no-showed so F5TH-DAWG won. 25. Thoughts (0-2) vs. 26. ATLAS.. (0-0) Thoughts no-showed so ATLAS.. won. 27. Germ (0-2) vs. 28. Kimura (0-0) Germ no-showed so Kimura won. 29. Apex (0-0) vs. 30. Chris Stylez (0-0) This battle was pretty bad. Apex came first and he had a few lines which were okay, but Chris came after that and really came pretty weak. Apex won this. 31. Perpetual Emnity (0-0) vs. 32. G.A da Arquetech (0-0) G.A. da Arquetech no-showed so Perpetual Emnity won. Verse of the Week Pretty easy decision this week. The best verse of the week came in the Gimmick Title Signups. Roger Glocks ^ you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson cuz if gaps build character... your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken its a funny world, lets countdown until his lips uncurl I see Batman is captured n the Joker has time to Celebrate with his girl his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008 there strollin on the water n forming a bond see but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk ..... since Boy George played monopoly juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart he has hair SO stuck together ..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart I'm hopin you wont get lovey dovey, shit is gross kid cuz when you lock lips there isn't thiefs in the world who could open it those training bras haven't worked. I have nothin more to suggest cuz ya girls chest had more trainers on it then top horses get DTH won the crown and was the toast of the formal, he hit it big I hope you didn't fuck ya girl? i'd rather juss go home Solo, King like Nick Fletcher did those are biggggg assss choppersss...im not trying to be lame but those teeth get brushed more often then Home Plate in a game MY WORDING SUCKS ALOT!! but ya chick nostrils intake air like a Tractor ^^so her nose makes my wording look like John Hensley's n Fractures ima rap clown, but hopefully there bodies wont be found cuz Im prayin they run to the Tide like Nick Saban.......and drown Battle of the Week Very easy choice this week, honestly no other battle was even close. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz Quote:
^^ Come on, don't say that, dawg are u shittin' me? You gave RB a show... ... that would have got the WORST ratings in history No way in hell ur the best, ur not strong or a threat Ur the 18 Wheeler of RV... ... u just truck along on ur rep Fuckin' cunt, I'm sure ur boys will hit this up later U have such a Big Unit of dickriders, they could pitch in the majors Always switchin' leagues, I ain't fuckin' lyin' n' yo Join the humane society, just MAYBE they could find u a home I'm hardly barin' this hoe, n' I swear that u blow Ur verses are like airline mags... .. peeps read u when they're bored n' have no where to go Soft faggot, ^^^ this is a follow up, u've never rapped hard Ur lines are so complementary, they rep the subject of the last bar Quote:
Half ur lines are homo shit, no one's respectin' this lame U write so many gay lines, I'm POSITIVE ur verse is infected with AIDS U wished Timberlands for Christmas, but this faggot'll see I ^^^^^^^^^^^^... ... on ur verse, to cover ur wackness from the league Lets talk WBL. Advertisin' that shit league here? Fuck you I'll make ur roster so Razor thin, Gillette blades could cut u That rec's fake with joke wins, ur fat n' a queer U've Garner'd so many no-shows, u embarass Jennifer's acting career Vs. Quote:
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LMAO In a concept flipping battle? honestly, the irony in this is worth it D. Cuz when it comes to flippin concepts, you've got mine down.. PERFECTLY. Jackin my style..i should reverse the shit and create some suspense. N' take urs for takin mine.. but stealin my own shit just doesn't make any sense. The league SUCKS witout kemp, but you're still likely to brag. Even tho the wackness has doubled.. ... kinda like your top punches since you started writing the mag. I'm landin knockout hits, n' the force from my fist is great. Fuck the number row.. you'll be seein stars WITHOUT holdin shift and hittin 8. Remember the sidewalk game? kinda annoying in fact. I dunno if she's superstitious.. .. but from the looks of you.. ya mom shoulda avoided the crack. Your playground rhymes are slippin, soon they'll finally be gone. Seriously bitch, 1st graders are even jealous of the huge fuckin slide u've been on. People yelling your name? the truth hurts, so this'll damage ya more. The last time someone yelled Da, Da.. was you right after yours ran out the door. I keep the halloween theme with my guns and my rappin' patern. So trust me mother fucker. this pumpkin light you up like a jackolantern. Quote:
^Don't be confused, trust me i really DO think this head's wack. But speakin of dope.. what in the FUCK was I on when i said that???????????? Winner: John Hensley No-Show Shine Final Ur lame in this sonny, plus ur played n` its funny, fag u cant win Cuz phil been gay SO long, . . .hensley`s punches are seeming directed at him Your short dope spree faded, so i`ll easily leave this dood dead cuz last time it was final, phil . . .my name was bolded in the predictions thread But fuck statistics, this bitch im rippin, u losin` at a steady rate So i`ll see you jumpin` ship . . .and votin` agaisnt me outta hate Faggot wait, dont stunt on me, i swear im ready to drill a bitch Cuz my only concern. . . is who i have to kill in contendership It`ll be easy, you cant beat me, i key and still make you pout But kids a soilder. . .Only Because the girlscouts kicked him out GREVISS Wyte got no sense his face I smash it, like I fetus bitch his death cos im like coked up natal classes, i got wyte filled up with regrets its like why should I bring my best , no test to beat the fucking worst cos wyte I don’t really give a shit unless you need a hand wit ya verse this kid is plagued with indecision, hopped in the league ya outta luck im sick of playin with this chump, the way that wyte men got no rhythm because youll never catch respect, the way I got wYte turning black and no its not cos youre a wYgger , its cos im leavin ya Y’s cracked *uses Y’s for I’s, think* not a sequel to last week cos Rip six pulled a NS… lil bitch did the dirty wyte if you show the site will watch n marv’l …yell woot queens early F5TH-DAWG you can't compete in this leauge, everything you write is lame why capitalize on wackness? you do that everytime you type your name your wack, a lot of ppl are starting to doubt you dood vote score says your unreliable- since it can never count on you battles get slept on cuz ppl refuse to hear ya shit if you've ever had a decent drop, it's from a used dealership cuz i've already heard all those rhymes you say 0-1 ain't just ya record... it's also the year of ya lines got played i'm fucking this kid up, now watch him rely on crutches this battles MIS-n-DAWG which is just describing ya punches Wackest Battle of the Week This is not an honor guys! Apex vs. Chris Stylez You suck dude, honestly… See I know you send jabs and hooks, but you miss piles, Sure I'll bob and weave, since that’s the only thing that Chris Stylez, http://community.rapverse.com/stats.php?userstats=39230 You’re a computer freak, & you’re the only one fat here, How do you have a 9-8 record… And you’ve been into text battling since that year, Fat queer, not league material, but don’t get pissed cuz, I hurt you but don’t leave now… When I left ya leg tournament to break that shit off, From Georgia? Bitch if your hood then the map failed, After peeps read mah verse, they realize your already AT L, So don’t bother droppin, cuz all your verses be suckin to me, We don’t argue that your not the best out, since you suck IN the league, Your queer man, and your not smart, & your face? I bend all, Don’t think you have a great mind just because you like your mental, S’fucked how gay you are man, you be all up in mens’ grills dude, In this world, it’s all about the benjamins… Yet you went a step further & dated Bills too, See truly I hate you, that’s why against me you’ll hit the floor fast, See you got off on the wrong foot, my other one’s still up your ass, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semper_fidelis Awwww, that’s cute kid, Always Faithful couldn’t be more nice, See your faithful to your friends… Which explains why your right hand serves the most purpose in your life, 18. Match me. vs. Cares less if ya back to text, just get off da apex of my bone
Either you were banned or just have a bad alias...if not This the underfunded version of the Attack of the clones Dont think cuz u rhyme u can start shinning with me Only reason you shine when you rhyme is cuz u shining with teeth And that yellow is blinding to me,So stop tryna piss in my zone Is kinda sad that ya urine n ya teeth coincide witcha skin tone Stop worrying about me brushing up on my skills When you need to start brushing up on ya grill But anyways...... I guess you really wanna see some tight lines in sixteens No worry i'll make the fit,i'll just post a pic of the tight linen of ya jeans Lets switch the scene with time in a crunch. We can do this punch for punch...or eye for eye and be blind in this race I pick option two, cuz it better than having to see your ugly face I swear...your worst then ugly broads on them matchmaker communities These false personals I got emunity But i do give you a thumbs up, for bringin something new to me http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...geID=1179320057 http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...geID=1211418352 Winner: Apex Top Punches Not as many dope punches this week due to the no-shows, but still some good shit this week. It hurts son, to notice that you're fucking terrible, but you aint the first one You're an afterthought. & afterthought, I realized you weren't even worth one 18. Feeble Minded vs. Blacksilence Kid's a vampire spawn of homeless bums, I ain't lying whore 'Coz I'll hit you with a stake that all your family'll be fighting for 17. Nick Fletcher vs. Prosecuter U wished Timberlands for Christmas, but this faggot'll see I ^^^^^^^^^^^^... ... on ur verse, to cover ur wackness from the league 16. DaTrusHurtz vs. John Hensley I'll admit Pros was dope once, but his power long ago started to fade Last time he brought the thunder, cats.. was round the same time that show was made 15. Nick Fletcher vs. Prosecuter Yo,you better get the best detective ,I'm killin this cat he easy like an elective my gun give him so many pops,he'll look at his mom wit a different perspective 14. Sonny Dimebags vs. Appocolyptik Your playground rhymes are slippin, soon they'll finally be gone. Seriously bitch, 1st graders are even jealous of the huge fuckin slide u've been on. 13. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz this ain't an insult to the league, and you wont get under feebles skin you somehow managed 3 losses, in a league there's only 3 good people in 12. Feeble Minded vs. Blacksilence You're a fucking bum kid and all of your business ventures will sink son So I'll start singing Beg, Steal or Borrow... ... & Remind us all of the only ways you get income 11. Appocolyptik vs. Sonny Dimebags People yelling your name? the truth hurts, so this'll damage ya more. The last time someone yelled Da, Da.. was you right after yours ran out the door. 10. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz He should quit textin and do sports so he won’t look all steamed Cause he represent the WAC better than the Boise state football team 9. TEF vs. Stanza I expected jokes from the get go, son kills this fucking board *dead* Coz last time he did stand up..... ......He got the crowed to do it with em---->right before they all left 8. Wordz Ahgod vs. Comedian An I hate to feed on ur verse,cuz that trash'll leave the spot clog'd An how could u relish a win...then get K.O'd by a man named hot dog? 7. Prosecuter vs. Nick Fletcher That rec's fake with joke wins, ur fat n' a queer U've Garner'd so many no-shows, u embarass Jennifer's acting career 6. DaTrusHurtz vs. John Hensley Ur lame in this sonny, plus ur played n` its funny, fag u cant win Cuz phil been gay SO long, . . .hensley`s punches are seeming directed at him 5. Final vs. Phil Benjamin Remember the sidewalk game? kinda annoying in fact. I dunno if she's superstitious.. .. but from the looks of you.. ya mom shoulda avoided the crack. 4. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz Fuckin' cunt, I'm sure ur boys will hit this up later U have such a Big Unit of dickriders, they could pitch in the majors 3. DaTrusHurtz vs. John Hensley My poker skills are raw, but there pointless against this smelly posers verse I suggested Texas Hold 'Em.. .. 'n' they suggested he do sumthin 'bout his odour first 2. Nick Fletcher vs. Prosecuter In a concept flipping battle? honestly, the irony in this is worth it D. Cuz when it comes to flippin concepts, you've got mine down.. PERFECTLY. 1. John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz Worst Punches of the Week For writing these punches, you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Ya wack as fuck, your lack of nice punches make the voters foam... ya custom text says new to RV, but it didn't consider motor homes 8. Feeble Minded vs. Blacksilence I murder him n the spouse in a museum...thats how I display affection Coz This geek needs a better job with waiges to help pay attencion 7. Wordz Ahgod vs. Comedian And that yellow is blinding to me,So stop tryna piss in my zone Is kinda sad that ya urine n ya teeth coincide witcha skin tone 6. Chris Stylez vs. Apex So we speak on the truth, n’ you being wack n’ twisted is real talk But feebs has finally found his loves.. within the men he stalks 5. Blacksilence vs. Feeble Minded I seen the ball drop for the new year but Stanza? He’s~fagging He waited for balls to drop too…This homo gets excited for T-Baggin… 4. TEF vs. Stanza Cares less if ya back to text, just get off da apex of my bone Either you were banned or just have a bad alias...if not This the underfunded version of the Attack of the clones 3. Chris Stylez vs. Apex Yeah I was 2nd in Worst Punches, I couldn't believe what I spit but don't laugh too hard... you weren't that far behind me on the list! 2. Faime S. Quotez vs. Vitticus because youll never catch respect, the way I got wYte turning black and no its not cos youre a wYgger , its cos im leavin ya Y’s cracked (*uses Y’s for I’s, think*) 1. GREVISS vs. Wyte Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 01-08-07 at 01:03 PM. |
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
Bitch of the Week The above is one of the bitches of the week. The other is... Everyone who no-showed! There was no one person who I felt was a true bitch this week. Instead, I decided to pass the award off to everyone who didn’t show last week. Damn you people! LBL All-Time Records As some of you may have seen, I have created a new thread LBL History & Hall of Fame entitled LBL All-Time Records. This thread is a work in progress. Over the next couple of weeks, I intend to update this thread with EVERYONE’s all-time LBL record. This will take me awhile, but its something to look out for in the coming weeks. RapVerse: The Series Nick Fletcher posted his first episode of “RapVerse: The Series.” The first episode was entitled “The Candy Caper” and featured some of RapVerses’ most known and annoying members. It was a funny read, and just the beginning of what should prove to become a quite entertaining series for the league. 1-2-1 League Finals The 2nd season of the 1-2-1 league is almost over. The playoffs are down to 2 men, N. Tavarez and Te Ora. They have dropped for the championship, please vote on it! http://community.rapverse.com/showt...ewpost&t=238976 There are 4 bars total in the battle, please break down the battle bar by bar when you vote. In other news about the league, I do not have time to run the 1-2-1 league and the LBL. I am accepting applications now to become the new 1-2-1 league mod. If you are interested, please see the application thread and follow the directions. Thanks. Recruiting I promised a few weeks ago in the mag that anyone who recruits 5 people will get a free win. This week had a really good number of signins. Many of those were people I recruited, but if you helped recruit any or recruit any in the future, make sure you tell them to give you credit. Spread the word about this league fellas, and I’ll take care of everything else with making this league dope. The Boot Perpetual Emnity Thanks for dropping on time this week, but unfortunately you need to elevate some to compete in this league. Keep dropping in the cypher and when you have elevated feel free to sign back into the league. The Interview This week I decided to talk to one of the LBL’s newest members, Binary I. It was a dope interview, you all definitely need to read this or you are seriously missing out: DaTrusHurtz:: hey hows it going man Binary I:: good Binary I:: who's this Binary I:: i ain't been on aim in a minute DaTrusHurtz:: word, i'm Trus, the mod of the LBL Binary I:: oh yeah Binary I:: when's my match go up DaTrusHurtz:: matches go up sunday mornings Binary I:: okay Binary I:: you ready for me to bring the fire back to the league DaTrusHurtz:: of course man DaTrusHurtz:: u want to be interviewed for the mag? Binary I:: nick fletcher ain't a problem to me Binary I:: sure DaTrusHurtz:: aight tightt... so nick fletcher ain't a problem to you.. who do you see as the biggest threats in the league now Binary I:: the thing is, alot of people need to look out for the unrecognised Binary I:: i expect some of the lesser known heads to elevate DaTrusHurtz:: thats kind of a focus in this league.. i want dope heads to join, but i'm just as cool just trying to elevate current ones in the elevation thread DaTrusHurtz:: are there any heads in specific u've liked what u've seen and think they have a lot of potential Binary I:: i'd say watch out for appocolyptik Binary I:: he's 4-0, making moves DaTrusHurtz:: yeah, he's not really that new, just signed out for awhile and signed back, but yea he's only 15 so he's doin' nice Binary I:: it's the young who are bringing new styles Binary I:: like the dude sound is about 14 now Binary I:: he would dust a lot of asses in my opinion DaTrusHurtz:: yeah, and in fact he has in the lbl, though he never quite champed the league DaTrusHurtz:: how old are you Binary I:: well i'm 17 DaTrusHurtz:: cool tell me some more about yourself that will entertain the folks readin' this Binary I:: alot of people don't believe me but i have about 250 spirals full in my basement and 2000+ sheets of looseleaf Binary I:: i never ever did anything with my life until a few months ago Binary I:: i used to write instead of play ball, write in class, i read the dictionary 3 times, and the thesaurus twice Binary I:: i don't boast alot, but i have a few years under my belt and in 3 more i've been doing this a decade Binary I:: brb DaTrusHurtz:: word, thats some interesting shit, good personal material for sure. When you were readin' the dictionary, did u come across any words while readin' it that made u think to urself "damn, that would would make some dope wordplay" Binary I:: yeah Binary I:: that's where i get my wordplay Binary I:: "someone get this manacure like clean nails" Binary I:: "i black out when i freestyle, cotton mouths a bitch, someone get this man a tea like sea cows" DaTrusHurtz:: haha well that sure is a unique way to get concepts, but surely a good one DaTrusHurtz:: what do you think it is about your writing that makes you dope Binary I:: rhyme scheme Binary I:: that is what makes me fluid, and i don't think i'm dope like fracture dope, i think i'm more of the writer DaTrusHurtz:: have you ever done topicals Binary I:: yessir Binary I:: 3 month rapworld champion til i decided to quit Binary I:: i've collabed with alot of people on topicals DaTrusHurtz:: grats man, but battling is more your thing? Binary I:: i don't know, i'd say that since topicals are much more poetic they come easier to me, but it's easier to battle Binary I:: if you have words to work with DaTrusHurtz:: yeah definately, and takes much less time to write a good battle than a good topical DaTrusHurtz:: so u championed rapworld for awhile topically, what have you champed in text Binary I:: i've come close to champing wbl when fracture was arguing with ex kal Binary I:: i've been close to titles so much and i've let it all go in favor of what i do outside of the internet Binary I:: i'm an underdog who hasn't really tasted the bite, and i think that only makes me hungrier DaTrusHurtz:: word, have long u been textin? Binary I:: since 2002 Binary I:: i used to do it to see if the internet had caught up with me Binary I:: could i post my lyrics or not and i found a site Binary I:: i had a crew with a newbie name nowadays that layed down everyone until older people came to the site and then i was ill enough to be in their crew Binary I:: i still can't find the url there, had something to do with colorado DaTrusHurtz:: lol, sounds like kinda a wack name Binary I:: yeah, it was something like artificial mindz or something Binary I:: it made no sense Binary I:: we had a guy named taz, a dude named Frost, and a couple other crazy 20 year olds who would never make it DaTrusHurtz:: so what do you think of the state of text now Binary I:: i think things will look up. you'll always have biters and newbies and people who want to be that person on top that no one can beat, but that's natural Binary I:: i'm hoping that people will filter out the weak and only the strong will stand Binary I:: we're looking to make this art DaTrusHurtz:: thats kind of how i've always seen it, its something u gotta master. Too many people give up on it easily. I'm hoping that I can work with some of the lesser heads of this league and make them better DaTrusHurtz:: Random note about biters, some dude just googled my name as datrushurts, spelled wrong with an s on the end and told me to check it out DaTrusHurtz:: i checked it out and found a bunch of battles on PR with some dude taking verses i posted on another site and using them to battle guys on PR DaTrusHurtz:: lol wack fucks Binary I:: they do that everywhere Binary I:: ask richard corey how many times he's bitten DaTrusHurtz:: yeah they usually do that tho for guys like Fracture n' Corey DaTrusHurtz:: this was done when i was fairly new at text at not really anything special Binary I:: they even bit allah/david lama on myspace Binary I:: a topical at that, one that wasn't his best DaTrusHurtz:: lol damn thats sad DaTrusHurtz:: have u ever been accused of biting Binary I:: no Binary I:: i never will neither because i never even stray into lines that resemble other peoples Binary I:: of course you run into those concepts, but you find a different angle of it DaTrusHurtz:: yeah, just most people inevitably get accused at some point cuz of coincidences and so many lines having been done before Binary I:: all i have to say is if you do it, don't get caught, and if you do, don't be a pussy about it Binary I:: there's people out there on boards who don't even rap that watch what is said and they will find you DaTrusHurtz:: yeah i think its pretty hard to get away with it these days Binary I:: originality is what you need, what the game's been missin in juelz' terms DaTrusHurtz:: definately agreed. What do you think is a key to bein' creative and not needin' to use those played idea Binary I:: i think that you need to watch movies and read the paper and see what's hot and make lines from that. i think that the most indispensable tools are the dictionary and thesaurus Binary I:: there's so many words and ways to twist them it's ridiculous to have to bite Binary I:: people are tooo lazy to make work out of a verse Binary I:: like let's say, the word "highfalutin" or however you spell it Binary I:: no one puts that in verses. that's a sign you've hit something Binary I:: then you look for verbs Binary I:: you can be high, and you can loot Binary I:: so you musta been high fa lootin like new orleans Binary I:: and then you tie that to biting Binary I:: concepts are everywhere DaTrusHurtz:: lol never seen that, i like that. I think another thing is people will think of a concept thats fine, but then take the easy way out and flip it the most obvious way instead of brainstorming other ways DaTrusHurtz:: for an average 20 line verse, how much time do you think a fairly new head should spend writing their verse Binary I:: i mean, if you are natural, you can keystyle it in 15 minutes Binary I:: alot of people i know do this and just edit after looking it over a few times Binary I:: then there's people who want that sting and they should spend about half an hour Binary I:: get notecards or a sheet of paper and look for words, list them, and think of how to twist them Binary I:: take notes, find variables, and your fine DaTrusHurtz:: word thats great advice man, i hope a lot of people are reading this. What other advice do you have for newer heads Binary I:: study the people you listen to, look for heads you like and try to figure out how they think Binary I:: look at how the words come together, the way things fit on page can be manipulated easily Binary I:: chino xl has so much wordplay/metas it takes you awhile for shit to register Binary I:: i studied how he made words fit Binary I:: canibus, i studied him Binary I:: then i looked at the similarities between them DaTrusHurtz:: that's interesting, i've always tried to learn more from text heads than real heads Binary I:: the common thing is how you place words and whether they clutter or make some sense in flow Binary I:: well, you can get their "text" from ohhla.com Binary I:: same idea basically DaTrusHurtz:: yeah thats true, i've just always felt real rappers don't battle often enough that you can see enough battle verses to learn a lot from that Binary I:: that's why i chose chino and bis Binary I:: they have battle verses for songs practically Binary I:: they diss an unseen opponent throughout DaTrusHurtz:: any songs in particular ur a big fan of? Binary I:: you want to hear real wordplay? chino xl-wordsmith is in my all time favorite song category DaTrusHurtz:: word, i'll check that shit out Binary I:: yup, there's a good verse from canibus on "beasts from the east" featuring mr cheeks, redman, and a-plus DaTrusHurtz:: do you listen to a lot of commercial shit too or mostly hardcore stuff Binary I:: i can get down with cassidy Binary I:: they have to be creative Binary I:: ludacris i can listen to Binary I:: not much radio shit enthuses me DaTrusHurtz:: yea i feel like ludacris wastes his talent DaTrusHurtz:: i wish he'd make more shit like hip hop quotables Binary I:: they don't give him what he deserves now, why would he become more obscure? DaTrusHurtz:: yea i can't blame him, club shit makes $$$ Binary I:: you see, wordplay and punchlines have to be simple for commercial listeners or the idiots wouldn't understand Binary I:: shake that ass like jello Binary I:: comes off quicker than shake that ass like hypothermia Binary I:: you know? DaTrusHurtz:: hahaha, word thats a good way to put it DaTrusHurtz:: and a lotta this shit is listened to when people are drunk anyway so who wants to hear that when drunk Binary I:: i wish people would just come off of this ice age craze Binary I:: it shoulda died back when DaTrusHurtz:: yea i dont see that happenin' any time soon DaTrusHurtz:: do u agree with nas that hip hop is dead Binary I:: yeah Binary I:: i think the freestyle is gone Binary I:: i think that b-boys dont' get enough exposure on tv Binary I:: i think that graff writers should have museums Binary I:: and i think it's about a quick buck Binary I:: brother ali said songs are like our souls and we shouldn't sell them off and we shouldn't be compromised about what they say DaTrusHurtz:: yeah thats nice in theory, unfortunately with the type of money rappers make its a bit hard to blame some of them when put in their shoes Binary I:: yeah, but i'll never sell out to be famous or rich Binary I:: i'll be moderately well fed and underground before commercial and weak DaTrusHurtz:: yea, a lotta rappers aren't the most ethical people too u gotta remember Binary I:: the people i listen to are Binary I:: i wish it wasn't all for money Binary I:: if i ruled the world, wack people would serve time Binary I:: and rap would be a school course DaTrusHurtz:: hahaha, run for office my man Binary I:: nah Binary I:: i can't stand corrupt governments Binary I:: don't get me started on that DaTrusHurtz:: for real tho, people could learn a lot more from writing rap and expanding their mind than learning some physics formulas Binary I:: oh yeah DaTrusHurtz:: just u could never tell a parent that Binary I:: well, they have creative writing class, but uhhh Binary I:: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND DaTrusHurtz:: yeah writing stories about dinosaurs in la la land isn't the same thing Binary I:: they let you do rap lyrics DaTrusHurtz:: that might change tho, who knows.. i mean mostly young people listen to hip-hop.. eventually those people are gonna be parents. Juss because they become parents don't mean they'll suddenly forget their childhood music Binary I:: yeah Binary I:: well, the hip hop generation is what is parenting now Binary I:: my mom is cool with whatever i do and doesn't care if i use my last dollar before i achieve my dreams Binary I:: as long as i'm not asking for change i'm writing DaTrusHurtz:: do you think that attitude has played a big part in becoming a good writer Binary I:: yes, your attitude is the soul of your writing Binary I:: how you feel determines everything, even down to the words you choose Binary I:: the way you look at life determines whether you choose to call something aggravating or incendiary Binary I:: whether winter is cold or a dandruff scratch from god's hair DaTrusHurtz:: so you think that poor atttidues are why so many people who join these rap sites give up so soon before really seeing what they can do Binary I:: how confident you are is used in battling and writing Binary I:: why do you think women like rappers? they're confident. there's gold digging bitches but there's also women who see the confidence DaTrusHurtz:: oh absolutely. You can see they don't give a fuck if they're liked or what they do, they love life the way it is. How do you think you exude confidence in ur writing DaTrusHurtz:: Or in other words, how can you tell if someone is confident from their verse Binary I:: oh, when you read it you'll know Binary I:: some people have what's known as "writer's voice" Binary I:: if it's there, it can be all moods Binary I:: you heard eminem when he raps to his daughter, but isn't it different when he's dissing benzino? Binary I:: right off page you can say frac's an asshole just because of how words are written DaTrusHurtz:: yeah eminem has like a million different styles and he pulls every single one of them off well Binary I:: it's all about the word choice, and what makes it seem arrogant Binary I:: you can choose to write like that DaTrusHurtz:: do you think there are certain words you can use which instantly make u a more confident writer Binary I:: not that, i just mean the way each fits when recited Binary I:: writer's voice is like when you read a novel, how the author brings you the story is different for each author Binary I:: dan brown is to the point Binary I:: but what about steinbeck? imaginative, way more descriptive DaTrusHurtz:: i think thats a major problem in text these days.. theres some dudes who have very unique styles like Butler or Resin, but a lot of people write almost exactly the same way Binary I:: that way you describe things, that way you put things changes all of it DaTrusHurtz:: For people who haven't really developed a style, what do you think they need to do Binary I:: i would say find what you think is inside of you Binary I:: the truth about your life, and illustrate that Binary I:: writing wise Binary I:: battles, i'd say stick to how you want things Binary I:: there's a lot of ways to mess with battle verses, i'd say pick an aspect and be better at that than someone else Binary I:: there's always something to improve and practice is best Binary I:: i want all the people who come in to know that failure is part of success DaTrusHurtz:: yeah i think people worry sometimes too much about winning when they are new and not wanting to face people who are better than them and not worrying enough on their own verse Binary I:: what you do is suck that up, and learn about your opponent Binary I:: research on them, what the hell is he yappin bout in the open forums? Binary I:: take some of his dumb ass words and throw em in punches Binary I:: if he's not famous on the board, make him infamous DaTrusHurtz:: oh absolutely, I think sometimes battles are too impersonal. Too many generics that could really apply to anyone. People should take this more personally DaTrusHurtz:: Write that diss about someone that makes them never come back Binary I:: make it like im so close i can taste your teeth Binary I:: i'm in your face about to show these people watching how much of a clown you are and as a man you can't come back? Binary I:: i'm talking about your goofy ass sneakers and your oddly shaped face an your talking about shooting caps DaTrusHurtz:: yeah a lot of people are like eh, whatever, he got me.. when they shouldn't just take it Binary I:: hell no Binary I:: if you lose to someone, never let em off the hook, even if you beat em later on Binary I:: i felt like i wanted to quit rap when i lost my first battle in real life Binary I:: i cried at age 13 DaTrusHurtz:: i think a lot of people see a tough opponent they've lost to and want to just give up and let them win again Binary I:: but then i said, you know what, let's do what others don't Binary I:: yeah, they are intimidated Binary I:: i don't care, i think that if you are intimidated, you shouldn't give in, use that as your motivator DaTrusHurtz:: yeah i mean half the problem is sometimes people just don't try DaTrusHurtz:: people don't realize how good you can come if you just take ur time and focus Binary I:: i had problems with wording Binary I:: they said, damn, where'd you come up with this concept? you know you fucked that bar up Binary I:: you didn't have a clear understanding Binary I:: so i had to focus more on being concise Binary I:: whatever you do wrong, there is a medicine DaTrusHurtz:: of course there is. I don't think u have to be a genius to be good at rap battling. It's really an art almost anyone can master Binary I:: persistence is what everyone needs Binary I:: i slowed down now, but i wrote 12 pages a day for 6 years Binary I:: get on that schedule, don't let yourself up, and see where it takes you Binary I:: working up to that is good, being so used to writing that you can just rattle off rhymes, and being so used to writing that eventually you don't have any problem writing a hot 3 minute verse Binary I:: hey, i gotta go Binary I:: it's been fun DaTrusHurtz:: yeah definately man, thanks, you've given a LOT of great input DaTrusHurtz:: i hope this will inspirational to people who read it Binary I:: no problem DaTrusHurtz:: any last words? Binary I:: im deep with it Binary I:: uhh Binary I:: don't engage with iran Binary I:: lol DaTrusHurtz:: hahaha DaTrusHurtz:: with that 100% Binary I:: aight, i'm out DaTrusHurtz:: aight, pz, gl in the league Binary I:: yup Predictions LBL Championship: 1. John Hensley (11-1) vs. 2. Appocolyptik (5-0) This should be a nice battle. John Hensley has been coming consistently dope and will be tough to bring down. Appocolyptik almost signed out due to time commitments so that might bog him down here. Hensley to win. LBL Contendership: 3. Final (4-0) vs. 4. Wordz Ahgod (4-1) Sorry guys, but I think this battle will be kind of weak for a contendership. Final has been lucky getting no-shows and easy opponents to get here. Wordz got a nice win last week over Comedian and didn’t drop the week before against DaTrusHurtz. I’m betting Wordz will carry that momentum into a win here. 5. Feeble Minded (3-1) vs. 6. N. Tavarez (19-5) This battle has the potential to be pretty dope. One of RV’s best vs. one of RB’s best. Feeble hasn’t been dropping himself lately. I’m not sure if N. Tavarez will be a bit rusty as he hasn’t had a real battle in awhile, but he’s been dropping nice in the 1-2-1 league, and I think he’ll win this. 7. Trunks (2-0) vs. 8. Te Ora (10-4) After a short break, Te Ora has signed back into the league. He has been consistently improving over his stay. Trunks has had two easy wins so its hard to say how he’ll drop in a battle with real competition. I got Te Ora winning this. 9. DaTrusHurtz (21-3) vs. 10. Sonny Dimebags (18-9) Surprisingly, even though we’ve both been in this league for quite awhile, we’ve never faced before. Should be a good battle, good luck. 11. Wireless (2-0) vs. 12. Vitticus (2-0) This battle will be okay. Both are newer heads who aren’t bad, but still have a bit of elevating to do before they get to that next level. Wireless is a little more elevated and consistent than Vitticus so I got him winning this. 13. GREVISS (2-0) vs. 14. Keyed (2-1) GREVISS has had two no-show victories to get here. Keyed has had an easy path as well. From what I’ve seen from both, I think Keyed will take this one without too much of a problem. 15. TEF (6-6) vs. 16. Prosecuter (2-1) TEF still has problems with stretched lines, but is improving. Prosecuter is okay, this battle shouldn’t be too bad. I could see it really going either way. If TEF does his research, takes his time, and gets personal with Prosecuter I can see him winning this, but I’m gonna predict Prosecuter here. 17. Comedian (10-3) vs. 18. Cocaine (3-1) Comedian got beat by Wordz Ahgod last week and took a fall in the rankings. With Cocaine likely spending more time on the Gimmick Title, I predict Comedian will climb back up the rankings. 19. F5TH-DAWG (1-0) vs. 20. Kimura (1-0) This battle will be decent for a battle of the lower ranks. F5TH had a cool verse last week, though he edited out most of it since his opponent no-showed. I haven’t seen much from Kimura other than his verse in the Gimmick Title thread so its hard to predict, but from that I’m going with F5TH-DAWG. 21. ATLAS.. (1-0) vs. 22. Lampejo (11-9) This could go either way. I’m not even sure if ATLAS.. will show. Lampejo is pretty inconsistent, but usually comes with at least 1 or 2 okay bars a week. I’ll predict Lampejo in this one. 23. RapGod (1-0) vs. 24. Infamouz (1-2) I haven’t seen anything from RapGod so I have no idea how he will come. Infamouz seems a bit strapped for time so I don’t really see him taking the time to write a good verse. I’ll go with RapGod in this one. 25. Stanza (10-13) vs. 26. Faime S. Quotez (0-2) Both are using the elevation thread and trying to improve which is great. I think Faime S. Quotez is a little better, and I’ll predict him to win this. 27. Chris Stylez (0-1) vs. 28. Binary I (0-0) Binary I is pretty dope. Chris Stylez really didn’t come very good at all last week. Unless a miracle happens, I don’t see Chris winning this. 29. Tony Brown (0-0) vs. 30. DuPont Pluourde (0-0) I haven’t seen anything from DuPont so its hard to say how he’ll come in this battle. Tony is pretty consistent, much better than the average newbie. I’m gonna go with Tony here. 31. Lethargic (0-0) vs. 32. Possible (0-0) Both these guys hail from RB and haven’t consistently battled in awhile. Lethargic has been doing this for much longer than Possible so I got Lethargic winning. 33. RaI$Ed (0-0) vs. 34. Eidolon (0-0) I’m not at all familiar with either person so I’ll predict Eidolon for the better name. 5 Regular Battles To Watch 1. John Hensley vs. Appocolyptik 2. Feeble Minded vs. N. Tavarez 3. DaTrusHurtz vs. Sonny Dimebags 4. Trunks vs. Te Ora 5. Comedian vs. Cocaine Top 10 Power Rankings 10. F5TH-DAWG – New to the league, but I fully expect him to be showing what he can do in the coming weeks. 9. Comedian – Comes pretty consistent, just needs to work on landing more knockout punches. Will be climbing the ranks again over the next few weeks. 8. Sonny Dimebags – Came close to beating Appocolyptik, but once again after getting near the top couldn’t quite get all the way to #1. 7. Wordz Ahgod – Has shown some nice improvement over the last few weeks and has reached the contendership. Will likely be in the champ match next week. 6. Feeble Minded – Hasn’t dropped yet to his ability, but has a tough match this week against N. Tavarez which should motivate him. 5. Te Ora – Also recently signed in after a short break. Was dropping pretty nice before he left and will likely be in the contendership next week. 4. DaTrusHurtz – Has lost the last 3 champ matches by a combined 5 votes. Dropping pretty dope at the moment and should get back to the champ match. 3. N. Tavarez – Signed back in this week and is an instant threat to retain the title he held awhile ago. 2. Appocolyptik – Didn’t come as nice as he did in past battles last week, but came well enough to beat Sonny. Will need to come his dopest to beat Hensley. 1. John Hensley – Continued his run as champ by beating DaTrusHurtz. Dropping very consistent and will be hard to beat. New Arrivals I’d like to welcome the following members who are new to RV and the LBL! DuPont Pluourde Tony Brown Lethargic Possible Binary I Eidolon RaI$Ed I hope you guys enjoy your stay in the LBL. If you have any ideas for the league, please feel free to let me know, I am a very open mod. Advice of the Week This is some personal advice for some of you guys. Take it or leave it. Comedian – If you think of a dope line while writing the cypher, save it for your regular battle. Feeble Minded – Give it your best this week, you’ll need to if you want to win. Final – Don’t count on your opponent no-showing this week, Wordz will show. GREVISS – Take the spaces out between your lines. They make you look newbish. Wireless – You’ve talked a lot in the chat thread. Drop nice this week and backup some of your talk. Outro I’m pretty excited about this coming week, lots of great matchups are set assuming people show-up for them. League is looking better each week, just continue to tell your friends to signup and drop your best. Pzzz Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 01-08-07 at 01:37 PM. |
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the medicine man
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dope mag, it feels good to be back in the league
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I Hurt.
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word, glad your back in it. You should get your fools Spul n' JTR back in here too
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the medicine man
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spul is not doing text anymore, he got that whole MAS records thing jumping off
and JTR i'll holla at him he might do it can you edit in something in the mag advising members the championships for 1-2-1 are up and ready for votes? |
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01-08-07, 01:34 PM | #6 | |||
I Hurt.
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yeah hold on i'll do that right now
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01-08-07, 03:11 PM | #7 | |||
Skadoosh!
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LMFAO!! @ Binary I just throwing my name up there...
... just be aware, I'll only be gone for a couple of weeks.. let you newbies get your shine on before I come back and fucking destroy you all. |
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Light Weight
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W00T @ #5 Top Punch
Fuck`a Weak Battle Tho |
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New to RV
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hah, funny man
sound tore you a new asshole i taught him i'm ready for all of y'all, even hens
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alright why not.
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yo Apoccolyptik, you said you might have to wait till friday, so i say we just make it due friday anyways, just to avoid any last second extension ish. cool?
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great prediction on the match . & thanks for the welcome into the league dth.
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ROFL @ u niggas since '04
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dope mag like always DT...some things are WAY OFF IMO but still...dope mag man.
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01-09-07, 06:14 AM | #14 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 670E 9063
Not to hate on the guy, but....
Andy, I have no fucking idea why you put Cocaine up for the Gimmick Title... how did he have the second best verse. The idea was to DISS THE PICTURE... and well, just look my friend... Your girl says you got a small unit.. and she's looking for a new man to hire Cuz she said, if DaTrusHurtz, Then this dude must be a pathological liar.. Had absolutely no connection to the picture other than he mentioned your name and your girl, but he never commented on a thing relating to the picture. With ur cheesy ass smile, son those dimples aint right.. Cause the craters on your face are big enough to host the first known alien life This hit the picture, and it was nice. Check your girls shirt B, I must say that im really impressed.. She told me she wanted no strings attached, so i cut it off and exposed her chest. This has a connection, but not a strong one. Saying that he exposed your girls chest isn't really a diss. Look at your brow yo, Ur hair is going off course and shit.. Cuz those caterpillar-like eye brows, are in the beginning stages of metamorphosis This was nice and related to the picture. Are you horsin around?? Cuz that bitch has to be ur sister and shit.. With looks like those, i'm guessing ur biological father is sea biscuit?? Again, decent. You and ur bitch at the formal dancing like rookies she told me she hasnt cut the rug in years.. ...................i said it looked like bob marley was eating her pussy This for me didn't really have a strong connection to the picture because he is focusing on dancing which you BOTH ARE NOT doing, and her bush which IS NOT showing. When i horseplay, everyone elses style just bores me meanwhile a horseplay, the leading role in DaTrus's life story This could've been worded better, and if he is trying to say you look like a horse then it relates to the picturem although I don't see the resemblance myself. That's like me saying you look like a plate of cheese, YOU DON'T. Nah but seriously im curious how can u let this fly?? ur girls suddam annoying i let her hang out with the guy No connection to the picture, he said your girl was annoying and used some poor wordplay to say he let her hang. Stanza's right u guys look good together, but she's really not hot sir.. but you are a nice couple........... of targets for the 12 gauge mossberg A small connection to the picture, but he basically said you are nice targets to be shot at. your girls a little chunky, and its really rough g.. she has enough beef in her cheeks to make 50 file for bankruptcy This was nice, and had a decent relation to the picture. Now, I'm not ragging on the verse entirely. It had some nice lines if it was just a simple battle against you where he had no need to connect with the picture. But the idea of that Gimmick shit was to DISS THE PICTURE and half the guys verse didn't do that. I know last week was pretty weak in that Gimmick shit, but I personally think that someone else should've been put up for the title instead of Cocaine, someone who focused on the picture throughout. |
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01-09-07, 01:13 PM | #15 | |||
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Great mag... i gotta hand it to you - Kemp set the bar pretty high with the league and you're running it really damn well.
good stuff. |
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