aight like I said 10-16 lines
deadline 1 hour after check in

ok checking in now... I'll spit in less than an hour

And now I'm just typing to take up space....

You're new to RB but you allready played....wit yo lame ass name
Pack yo bags fag....Im about to send you into a world of pain
Im known to batter teams.....and shatter any skilled MCs
Brendan loves 2 sleep all day....cause he only wins battles in his dreams
So what makes you think you can wreck....the lyrical god himself
Ima be platinum ....while yo LP gathers spider-webs on the shelf
Everything about you tells me...that you cant spit or test-me
This fool burns my photos on his stove....just to say he roasted an ill MC
I been spitting phat rhymes and ripping whack guys from the begining
You should post yo photo up....then people could maybe picture u winning
You dont belong on RB... an outcast like a pimple faced nerdy teen
Brendan couldnt be on fire..... if he got lit while drenched in gasoline
Ima have you forever bleedin....like neimophiliacs when they get cut
Fuck bustin ill rhymes and metas....this nigga probly cant bust a nut
So a reminder,I got these skilles locked...and Im throwin away-the-key
Im Lyrical-Jezus the God of ill lyrics.....so u know Brendan prays-to-me

good luck pal ~1~

Wow. I'm actually battling God. Huh. I'll kick it Biblical style for him.

Thou shall not fuck with my raw lyrical mastery
I'll spit straight blasphemy, this poseur ain't surpassing me.
You aren't worth one half of me, your best verse is a catastrophe,
I got Jesus Christ crying, "They're all gonna laugh at me!"
Go ahead, call me gay but I'm 'strait'er than Gibraltar boy
While I'm picking up chicks you're out mackin' alter boys!
Ooh, and you can add something new to my list of innovations
Call up "Hip-Hop Heaven"* - I just rewrote Revelations

"....... and swarms of locusts did descend on the body of Lyrical Jesus and he cried out, forsaking himself as an emcee, "I am Brendan's bitch, I am Brendan's bitch!.......""

Your just a joke, my weakest attempt at a reply-to-you
Would still serve to crucify, malign, and retire you
I just murdered you 'god', can you rise [i]again[i] from your death?
I'll check back in three days but I ain't holding my breath......


* (that's his 'location'... Hip-Hop Heaven... lol)

Yo good drop man Im suprised, nice real nice.............................................. .................................................

Man this battle was tight as fuck no lie. I will give this one to Brendan simply his opener blew Lyrical Jesus out of the water. LJ you are tight I will give you your credit but hey maybe if you had spit second you would have won the battle.

My Vote Brendan if I could post

This was the most entertaining battle I've ever read on here. Bredan u got all props from me. Your ability to flip that in a matter of minutes was incredible and Lyrical u stay with heat,,,, this was a perfect match all bullshit to the east yall would make a perfect team.....that was the bomb and if i could post I would create another account just to vote for both of you... but creatively brendan took this....

I'm going to laugh myself to sleep on that.

been spitting phat rhymes and ripping whack guys LJ I have seen this line used time and time again, again not taking away from your skillz because I am reading some tight shit but hey I am just wondering about this site as I go along.

This is prolly the best battle i've seen in a long time shit... its the best i've seen on the net! Ima give it to Brendan cus his styles was fuck'n sick cuz it was different and it worked so well i dont know about the middle but it was sick!

LJ no hate/ no DR your shit is tight as fuck but wit brendans flow you couldn't touch that shit wit your post! i think you could of beat him if you went 2nd!

This battle was ill as fuck! MY vote if my vote would count is BRENDAN

ya he had bigger vocab but jus remember when u voting that clever punches win battles not only vocab and milties
but I agree that was real tight...props to B

lol WELL DONT JUDGE THE BATTLE BY WHO WENT 2ND LOL............................................... .........................

Thanks.

LJ,I think your shit was pretty dope, good battle.

No matter who ends up winning we should do a rematch at some point in the future

True...

Vocab-Brendan
Multies-Vocab
Flow-Tie
Punches-Lyrical
Personals-Brendan *The bible shit*
Wordplay-Lyrical
Creativity-Brendan

Overall this battle was pretty dope
Both competitors came pretty hard
But i thought Brendan edged it out
Brendan was a lil more creative...
The Bible shit dissin Lyricals sig...
That was pretty dope.......

Vote-Brendan

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Bump for some votes.

Now I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.

That was only 59 characters... now I'm up to 108