Rules:

Battles open Friday Night At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Check-Ins Due By Sunday At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Verse's Due By Tuesday At 11:59 PM Eastern Time
Voting Ends Thursday At 11:00 PM Eastern Time

14 Lines
No Biting
No Feeding
No Recycling
The Person With The Most Votes By The Deadline Wins

If You Break Any Of These Rules Including The Line Limit You Will Be Eliminated From The Tourney!

Good Luck!

Designated Voters:
Acuity
Viscosity
Mimesis
Infector Mindz
Un'Touched
TitoBronsky
Will A Peer

If you would like anyone on this list removed, you must PM Schema BEFORE you drop your verse.

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Word, ya done son

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say goodbye to soc, checkin in this beeachhhh

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I had to get a new couch, but as you can see the fun continues!

A.I.

pm'e schema for an extension till 12 noon. one.

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I had to get a new couch, but as you can see the fun continues!

A.I.

No, if you got one, then i do too you fuckin bitch, tryna get a extension at the last second. God you fuckin suck bitch.

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OMG Vango you must be kidding me right?

Vango is a fuckin pussy,see I could merk him any day
Kids a bigger joke than me pretending that I'm gay
S'right kids, I did it just in hopes to help the little jerk
Then he gets an extension cuz the gay punches wouldnt work
What kinda vet is 9-5?Just look at this bitch he’s a joke
Cuz Soc aim’s to please voters....Vango AIM’s to get their votes
Kids been here nearly a year, you would think there’s more in him
But nah, cuz I can drop Vango quicker than a clumsy historian
This is the third round, only God knows why he’s here
Only way he can go 14....is with his crush on will a peer
You pre-pubescent pussy, what you want with me duke?
Claim to be a vet when Pop Lotty got more wins on record then you
So just duck, cuz best believe the punches will scar you duke
I'll leave you 'hidin ya grill' like when Empire comes to family barbecues


You........fucking........bitch.

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I had to get a new couch, but as you can see the fun continues!

A.I.

Alright.. Lemme drop some knowledge up in this bitch..

Socrates

Vango is a fuckin pussy,see I could merk him any day
Kids a bigger joke than me pretending that I'm gay
Uhh.. Not really feelin it.. 3/10
S'right kids, I did it just in hopes to help the little jerk
Then he gets an extension cuz the gay punches wouldnt work
I found this to be funny.. not a real hard connecting punch though.. 5/10
What kinda vet is 9-5?Just look at this bitch he’s a joke
Cuz Soc aim’s to please voters....Vango AIM’s to get their votes
This was cool.. 7/10
Kids been here nearly a year, you would think there’s more in him
But nah, cuz I can drop Vango quicker than a clumsy historian
Pretty good play off his name.. i liked it.. 7/10
This is the third round, only God knows why he’s here
Only way he can go 14....is with his crush on will a peer
Uhh.. This wasnt a punch.. 3/10
You pre-pubescent pussy, what you want with me duke?
Claim to be a vet when Pop Lotty got more wins on record then you
I dont see how a vet and Pop Lotty relate at all.. but, a decent attempt at a punch.. 4/10
So just duck, cuz best believe the punches will scar you duke
I'll leave you 'hidin ya grill' like when Empire comes to family barbecues
I like the wordplay, but the punch didnt connect.. nahsayen?.. 5/10

Overall - 34/70

Vango

I've seen alot of stupid stuff on RV before, but really who pretends to be gay
That's like putting a stethoscope around your neck and saying your Dr. Dre
This is stretched.. Weak attempt at wordplay.. no punch at all.. just garbage compiled into 2 lines.. 1/10
Just plain stupid, the fact your a 14th seed shows how much your overrated
Your avy says you shit on my writtens, I saw your verse you must be constipated
This is stretched.. again.. Your way more overrated then Socrates.. #9?.. Nah son.. But, this was an alright attempt at a personal.. decent punch.. 6/10
Let me get one thing very clear, I only asked for an extension cuz I was sick
When Soc asks for an extension its for different reasons,its cuz he's got a small dick
LMFAO!.. THIS WAS FUCKING WACK!.. Wow.. Do you know what i think? I think you werent sick, but you couldnt think of anymore lines so you had to set urself up for this.. but this was just terrible.. 1. small dick punches are played to hell.. 2. setting yourself up for punches is just gay.. 1/10
Socrates pick up a real micropone, see hip hop is more than Rapverse and text
See it doesn't mean your "deep", just because you have an inferiority complex
Why did you put quotes around deep? I think its pretty obvious what you meant.. But, this is garbage.. punch didnt connect at all.. 2/10
This battles like a fire at a rock conert and Soc's getting ran over and trampled
See ain't nobody really feeling you Soc, kinda like your an Eazy E Blood sample
This is stretched again.. uhh.. just no dude.. seriously.. this has potential, but ur wording totally fucks it.. 3/10
Your rap world is limited Soc,......... kinda like a fish trapped in an aquarium
But after this battles done I'll have you seeing more stars than a planetarium
This is stretched.. and played to hell.. seriously.. this might have been decent at best like, 5 years ago.. 1/10
Soc your a simpleton with simple raps, see I'm just better pound for pound
I'd end this verse saying see ya later, except you'll just be watching me next round
This is stretched.. and there is no punch.. no wordplay.. not even a slightly good concept.. just fliller.. 1/10

Overall - 15/70

Conclusion - What i want to know is how did Vango get this far.. All of his lines were stretched.. he only had one decent concept in the whole thing.. the rest was either played or just fuckin retarded.. Socrates at least came with attempted personals, and somewhat creative concepts.. So, basing off of the scores.. Socrates swept the floor with Vango.. seriously.. Vango, dont even bitch, cause im really not in the mood to read anymore of ur garbage..

VOTE - SOCRATES

This was my tourney so im voting since no one else is... put me on the designated voters list schema

Socrates :

Vango is a fuckin pussy,see I could merk him any day
Kids a bigger joke than me pretending that I'm gay
^^ decent opener not real good 4/10
S'right kids, I did it just in hopes to help the little jerk
Then he gets an extension cuz the gay punches wouldnt work
^^first line wtf 2nd line decent 5/10
What kinda vet is 9-5?Just look at this bitch he’s a joke
Cuz Soc aim’s to please voters....Vango AIM’s to get their votes
^^dope bar lmao 9/10
Kids been here nearly a year, you would think there’s more in him
But nah, cuz I can drop Vango quicker than a clumsy historian
^^played concept.. usually people say drop you quicker than a clumbsy librarian 5/10
This is the third round, only God knows why he’s here
Only way he can go 14....is with his crush on will a peer
^^lol good personal 7/10
You pre-pubescent pussy, what you want with me duke?
Claim to be a vet when Pop Lotty got more wins on record then you
^^dam thats just mean 8/10
So just duck, cuz best believe the punches will scar you duke
I'll leave you 'hidin ya grill' like when Empire comes to family barbecues
^^lmao dope good closer 8/10

overall : 46/70 (66%)

vango:


I've seen alot of stupid stuff on RV before, but really who pretends to be gay
That's like putting a stethoscope around your neck and saying your Dr. Dre
^^lmfao funny shit 8/10
Just plain stupid, the fact your a 14th seed shows how much your overrated
Your avy says you shit on my writtens, I saw your verse you must be constipated
^^lmao good bar good consistency 7/10
Let me get one thing very clear, I only asked for an extension cuz I was sick
When Soc asks for an extension its for different reasons,its cuz he's got a small dick
^^good meta but wasnt feeling it too much 5/10
Socrates pick up a real micropone, see hip hop is more than Rapverse and text
See it doesn't mean your "deep", just because you have an inferiority complex
^^ehh decent 4/10
This battles like a fire at a rock conert and Soc's getting ran over and trampled
See ain't nobody really feeling you Soc, kinda like your an Eazy E Blood sample
^^ehh decent 5/10
Your rap world is limited Soc,......... kinda like a fish trapped in an aquarium
But after this battles done I'll have you seeing more stars than a planetarium
^^good bar 7/10
Soc your a simpleton with simple raps, see I'm just better pound for pound
I'd end this verse saying see ya later, except you'll just be watching me next round
^^good closer 7/10

overall : 43/70 (61%)

vote: socrates... basically vango u started out real dope but u lost your consistency and your punches got weaker i think you could have won if a couple of your bars were better but you fell off in the middle

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OK can someone delete all the swaying and bullshit outta here?

kthnxbye

Done.....

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I was dropping an explained vote, and was on my "winner" paragraph...when my computer crshed. So fuck typing it all over again, get this DQ'd if you want I don't care.

Soc won, better verse overall. Harder punches/personals (except for the Will A Peer bar because I'm not sure whether or not it's a fake personal). Vango, your verse was lacking, punches didn't hit very much, and iek 3 of your bars were quite stretched.

V//Socrates

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