Rules:

Battles Go Up On Wednesday, Check Ins Are Due Friday Before 11:59 PM EST. Verses Are Due Sunday Before 11:59 PM EST.

12 Lines
No Biting
No Recycling
No Feeding


You May Go 10 Lines If You Would Like But 12 Is The Maximum


Good Luck

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RV's Only 3 Time Topical Tourney Champion

Damn Eazy-E wannabe. check............. good luck nucca.

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lol, this should b good. check, werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

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lol, not bad spul, good luck my spicca. ima go 10 lines just cuz i caynt think of nuthin else 2 say, lol. CHEA!!

i got a feelin.. that ima loose this battle really quick
cuz spul might az well put a saddle on hiz dick
of all ya rymez i seen, u only had 1 hot line...
1-978-660-8884...................
...................... but that wuz fo gay chat, not rymez*
im gonna stop ya PuLSe, but that dont mean that ya dead
advancing 2 next round? no knitting.............
........................ but spul wont b in that thread**
dont have any STD's, but ya know that i come ill
but if i did have a STD, i prolly got it frum Jill***
spul signed up fo this tourney knowing fo him it wuz non-profit
i dont make caskets..........................................
.....................but i used my wood 2 make hiz moms coughin****

explinations:

*lol, thats spuls real phone #.

**spul=spool. not spul like it rymes wif skull, just incase u didnt know.

***lol, hes like in luv wif Jill.

****hiz mom iz dead (R.I.P.).

werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

o yeah, i fogot 2 say that PuLSe iz 1 of hiz alias's.

werd

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R.I.P. EAZY-E

lol nice. the jill line. damn, yo lol haha. How the fuck you get my number tho? You have AIM? lol


EDIT: took out any swaying lol

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You're not hard, bitch, I'ma beat you fast quick
Cuz you're more soft, than the shit, I wipe my ass wit
^^meh, kinda played concept.......4/10
Only time you get a "W" is when you spell out what you are:WACK
And if this win "goes wit you", it jus proves "opposites attract"*
^^again perdy played, not much creativity in this bar.4/10
Cuz the way you're spittin', man... it's like you're on "dope" probation
So the only time you're "up" on me, is in our country locations
^^ok decent.............5.5/10......
Take so long to spit, "Eazy-Duz-it"? Man, that's so wrong
You and dope.......... jus call that an oxymoron
^^??...shortest bar ive seen in a battle , up your complexity
this was boarderline wack filler...................1/10
I'm 6th, you're "42"nd, man, I'm better than you forever
Only time you're equal to me is addin' "4 and 2" together
^^this was nice...7.5/10
Knowin' you, you'll prolly take the "eazy" way, right to your grave
And I ain't talkin' bout drinks... when I say "kool" ends wit "AID"s
^^the relevency in this bar was crazy nice...9/10
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31/60, overall your last 2 bars saved this verse from being a
poorly written very played drop, if you wouldve kept the
consistency of the last 2 bars throughout your verse ,
this wouldve been a dope verse but instead it was average..
nice closer thou, shit was mad hot
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i got a feelin.. that ima loose this battle really quick
cuz spul might az well put a saddle on hiz dick
^^lol,.i get wha you sayin.....but eh..............4/10
of all ya rymez i seen, u only had 1 hot line...
1-978-660-8884...................
...................... but that wuz fo gay chat, not rymez*
^^lol,.omg, perdy original in my opinion koo-b.........6/10
im gonna stop ya PuLSe, but that dont mean that ya dead
advancing 2 next round? no knitting.............
........................ but spul wont b in that thread**
^^decent wordplay..........................6/10
dont have any STD's, but ya know that i come ill
but if i did have a STD, i prolly got it frum Jill***
^^complexity lacked in this bar..personal was eh.4/10
spul signed up fo this tourney knowing fo him it wuz non-profit
i dont make caskets..........................................
.....................but i used my wood 2 make hiz moms coughin****
^^brutal homie.decent closer...5/10
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25/50, overall your punches were decent, but lacked in complexity for
the most part, creativity was koo thou...personals were funny..
hotline was ya best bar.pretty damn close battle..........
props to both.....but ya just 50%........n spul is like 52%

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i'll play on ya consience, ya contents is complete nonsense
speak of biting, then you fucks flip everyone of my damn concepts
what the fuck, was you high..?
did you think i wouldn't recognize lines that i made
then you come up some bullshit tryna prove that im gay...!
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fake fucks..move on...!

upppppppppppppp......................1-0 me. props on vote

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chiro
You're not hard, bitch, I'ma beat you fast quick
Cuz you're more soft, than the shit, I wipe my ass wit
funny, but played idea.
Only time you get a "W" is when you spell out what you are:WACK
And if this win "goes wit you", it jus proves "opposites attract"*
its aight, no need to explain ya punches.
Cuz the way you're spittin', man... it's like you're on "dope" probation
So the only time you're "up" on me, is in our country locations
wow, took time to think of this or what?
Take so long to spit, "Eazy-Duz-it"? Man, that's so wrong
You and dope.......... jus call that an oxymoron
no.
I'm 6th, you're "42"nd, man, I'm better than you forever
Only time you're equal to me is addin' "4 and 2" together
i like how you added a math problem in ya verse.
this doesnt get you points though.
Knowin' you, you'll prolly take the "eazy" way, right to your grave
And I ain't talkin' bout drinks... when I say "kool" ends wit "AID"s
not a good finish.

*ya verse was aight. i mean, i dont
really know where to classify it. it
wasnt trash, it wasnt even bad... it
was kinda good, but it wasnt hot. it
was sort of mediocre. thats where well
put ya. i mean, ya fillers were ILL. but
thats not really a good thing. had some
good punches too.

kool b
i got a feelin.. that ima loose this battle really quick
cuz spul might az well put a saddle on hiz dick
(sighs) cant believe i signed up for this.
of all ya rymez i seen, u only had 1 hot line...
1-978-660-8884...................
...................... but that wuz fo gay chat, not rymez
it would be nice to read correctly spelled words.
im gonna stop ya PuLSe, but that dont mean that ya dead
advancing 2 next round? no knitting.............
........................ but spul wont b in that thread
no.
dont have any STD's, but ya know that i come ill
but if i did have a STD, i prolly got it frum Jill
wait. what?
spul signed up fo this tourney knowing fo him it wuz non-profit
i dont make caskets..........................................
.....................but i used my wood 2 make hiz moms coughin
o dear.

*this was not so good, not to be the
bearer of bad yet horribly true news, but
ya verse was no where near ILL. maybe
decent would suit ya verse.

vote: ichiro

verses were decent yall, good luck to both.

-eph

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naw, my verse wuz ill az fuck, nuff sed, werd

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aiight appreciate vote. 2-0 me. uppity up.............

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upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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ICHIRO OR MIKE OR SPUL

You're not hard, bitch, I'ma beat you fast quick
Cuz you're more soft, than the shit, I wipe my ass wit
PLAYED...3/10
Only time you get a "W" is when you spell out what you are:WACK
And if this win "goes wit you", it jus proves "opposites attract"*
FIRST LINE WAS WEAK..AND SECOND LINE HAD NO PUNCH...2/10
Cuz the way you're spittin', man... it's like you're on "dope" probation
So the only time you're "up" on me, is in our country locations
EHHHH...5/10
Take so long to spit, "Eazy-Duz-it"? Man, that's so wrong
You and dope.......... jus call that an oxymoron
WEAK....3/10
I'm 6th, you're "42"nd, man, I'm better than you forever
Only time you're equal to me is addin' "4 and 2" together
COULDVE BEEN WORDED BETTER...6/10
Knowin' you, you'll prolly take the "eazy" way, right to your grave
And I ain't talkin' bout drinks... when I say "kool" ends wit "AID"s
NICE...9/10

OVERALL-30/60(50%)

KOOL COL-B


i got a feelin.. that ima loose this battle really quick
cuz spul might az well put a saddle on hiz dick
NNNOOOOOO...2/10
of all ya rymez i seen, u only had 1 hot line...
1-978-660-8884...................
...................... but that wuz fo gay chat, not rymez*
EHHH...4/10
im gonna stop ya PuLSe, but that dont mean that ya dead
advancing 2 next round? no knitting.............
........................ but spul wont b in that thread**
NOT FEELIN IT...3/10
dont have any STD's, but ya know that i come ill
but if i did have a STD, i prolly got it frum Jill
....NO...2/10
spul signed up fo this tourney knowing fo him it wuz non-profit
i dont make caskets..........................................
.....................but i used my wood 2 make hiz moms coughin****
...NOT COOL...3/10

OVERALL-14/50(LESS PERCENTAGE THAN 50)

V/ICHIRO

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