bxbremx-mystic chaos
robotic waffle-daemon


Robotic Waffle: Now shine my boots with your spit.
Bxbremx: yes master
Bxbremx: *bows*
Robotic Waffle: HOW DARE YOU SPIT ON ME!
Robotic Waffle: - slaps the hoe. -
Bxbremx: Say master, it's been a while since you've last fed me any gruel. Any chance you can spear me some today?
Robotic Waffle: Sure, have some gruel.
Robotic Waffle: GRUELING PAIN
Robotic Waffle: - stomps his nuts. -
Bxbremx: Master...*OUCH*...master that truly hurts. I wish you wouldn't be so violent...here....let me show you something...

*takes out axe...*
slices your boot off remarkably with out slicing off ur foot
Robotic Waffle: ...
Robotic Waffle: YOU SLICED MY BOOT
Robotic Waffle: - eats his leg. -
Bxbremx: *master* i truly am sry but now you have learned that beggers cant choose...now i understand if i dont make any sence but that could be due to my lack of feeding
Robotic Waffle: Beggars can't choose because I stab them first!
Robotic Waffle: - makes jabbing motions are him with a spoon. -
Bxbremx: I always knew you would be vulgar! Oh how stupid of me to take such a crummy job..For a raggidy old man who has yet to hit puberty1
Robotic Waffle: How can I be an old man and not hit puberty?
Bxbremx: Hence the fact I said sry if i dont make sence..for i am running low on food intake
Robotic Waffle: Eat your own shit.
Robotic Waffle: You pathetic weasel
Robotic Waffle: You go to the bathroom sometimes once a week.
Robotic Waffle: That could sustain you.
Bxbremx: That would Sustain an incredible amount of bacteria sir!! I wont last 3 days eating my own effulant! I must get proper food right away...or i shall not be able to shine ur boots

*looks down*
Robotic Waffle: Then I'll just clean them by kicking your body.
Robotic Waffle: EAT I SAY!

Bxbremx: master i have no choice but to

*pulls out wiener*

Spray you with urine until you feed me
Robotic Waffle: - cuts off the slave's penis. -
Bxbremx: *gulp*

master...now i will not be able to satisfy your mistress when you are not around!
Robotic Waffle: That's okay.
Bxbremx: *dies*
Robotic Waffle: o-o
Robotic Waffle: - shines his shoes by kicking the corpse. -


lmao at this convo

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