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09-24-06, 01:13 PM | #1 | ||||
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Celebrity Picture Battle - KempoMRK (Nicole Richie) vs Rush Lingo (Paris Hilton)
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Verses Due Thursday at 11:59PM Eastern No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = Vote Deduction Swaying = Vote Deduction Must Vote On Four Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Saturday Night New Battles Up Sunday Morning For Full Rules Click Here This is a celebrity picture battle. Both competitors are celebrities, and they must diss their opponent as the celebrity they are. KempoMRK is Nicole Richie Rush Lingo is Paris Hilton |
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09-24-06, 01:13 PM | #2 | ||||
The Saviour
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Yep. 16. Match me.
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09-24-06, 03:17 PM | #3 | |||||
The Saviour
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You're an ugly square faced fuck, you'll never get muff dived 'N what difference does 1 year make to the previous twenty five!? Yeah maybe you got with ya bf on tape, shits a weird plan But One Night In Paris is waaaaaay more than enough for any man Not to stare but what are you wearing? Ya clearly dense As even the eye in the top left is amazed at ya whack dress sense Those sequins are ridiculous. That bag, well, I'd pass 'N the cloth covering ya nip's is like one of my fucks up in textile class The fuck is up with your body, that shit worsens by the hour As ya only named Paris cos ya figure resembles the eiffel tower I'm really KempoMRK...ahhh shit, I let it slip duke And by the looks of things, ya nipple went 'n followed suit A pop career? Damn Paris, the joke has gone on for too long Cos Stars ARE Blind...'n so are the public if they notice your songs If I looked ya in your eye, I'd be the Wicked Witch, it's true fool But only cos ya face is the exact shape of the mirror on the wall. |
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09-24-06, 06:13 PM | #4 | |||||||
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ya mom and pops bounced, which leaves ya dismembered twice ya godfather's a pedophile, well hey, there goes The Simple Life abandoned bitch, 5th's season's comin, we had it in line, but then it's gonna feel like deja vu when we leave you behind, AGAIN it's okay though, i'ma be truthful and give you the facts, gladly but how does it feel to be white trash with a rich black daddy? if that doesn't reveal that pain then this is why the bitch is mad she got a ass like opened pop and a chest that needs fix-a-flat you went on a rampage, maybe drugs & sex were habits perhaps i stopped intercourse for a year.. and you took advantage of that i've put out an album, my second's soon, listen or look at my intro i'm an artist. you clearly a half decent singer tryna put out a demo so you did heroin, ran away, got charged and got off it with bail and STILL tryna shine. Kids In America.. hell, the film fits you well you claim that mishap for you bein skinny, ya never was hot hoe and ya stomach is about one or two inches away from bein a pothole you call it bein mean, i call it love Last edited by Rush Lingo : 09-24-06 at 06:21 PM. |
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09-24-06, 06:45 PM | #5 | ||||
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Dope shit Rush. Props on getting it up quick as well. Good luck man.
Upping for votes. |
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09-24-06, 07:03 PM | #6 | |||||
ROFL @ u niggas since '04
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You're an ugly square faced fuck, you'll never get muff dived
'N what difference does 1 year make to the previous twenty five!? Yeah maybe you got with ya bf on tape, shits a weird plan But One Night In Paris is waaaaaay more than enough for any man A pop career? Damn Paris, the joke has gone on for too long Cos Stars ARE Blind...'n so are the public if they notice your songs If I looked ya in your eye, I'd be the Wicked Witch, it's true fool But only cos ya face is the exact shape of the mirror on the wall. vs. ya mom and pops bounced, which leaves ya dismembered twice ya godfather's a pedophile, well hey, there goes The Simple Life abandoned bitch, 5th's season's comin, we had it in line, but then it's gonna feel like deja vu when we leave you behind, AGAIN it's okay though, i'ma be truthful and give you the facts, gladly but how does it feel to be white trash with a rich black daddy? if that doesn't reveal that pain then this is why the bitch is mad she got a ass like opened pop and a chest that needs fix-a-flat you went on a rampage, maybe drugs & sex were habits perhaps i stopped intercourse for a year.. and you took advantage of that you claim that mishap for you bein skinny, ya never was hot hoe and ya stomach is about one or two inches away from bein a pothole 8 - 12 IMO This was a tight ass battle man. Had me rolling at these bitches. Both came tight with some good lines and mad personals. Kemps first line was funny as hell too. But I got to give this one to rush for more personals and just flat-out(nicole richie wordplay) being too mean on that shit. This was a hard battle to vote on coz both came tight though V/Rush Lingo |
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09-24-06, 10:16 PM | #7 | |||
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roflmao.
your gonna hate this vote but check it. Kempo WAS more consistant, but its a humor battle and I think Rush's closer made up for the inconsistantism. Both came nice with it but Ima give it to Rush with the big TKO closer. lol. v: rush |
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09-24-06, 10:37 PM | #8 | |||
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You're an ugly square faced fuck, you'll never get muff dived
'N what difference does 1 year make to the previous twenty five!? Yeah maybe you got with ya bf on tape, shits a weird plan But One Night In Paris is waaaaaay more than enough for any man Those sequins are ridiculous. That bag, well, I'd pass 'N the cloth covering ya nip's is like one of my fucks up in textile class Rofl that shits funny cause you can see her left nip A pop career? Damn Paris, the joke has gone on for too long Cos Stars ARE Blind...'n so are the public if they notice your songs If I looked ya in your eye, I'd be the Wicked Witch, it's true fool But only cos ya face is the exact shape of the mirror on the wall. vs ya mom and pops bounced, which leaves ya dismembered twice ya godfather's a pedophile, well hey, there goes The Simple Life abandoned bitch, 5th's season's comin, we had it in line, but then it's gonna feel like deja vu when we leave you behind, AGAIN it's okay though, i'ma be truthful and give you the facts, gladly but how does it feel to be white trash with a rich black daddy? you went on a rampage, maybe drugs & sex were habits perhaps i stopped intercourse for a year.. and you took advantage of that if that doesn't reveal that pain then this is why the bitch is mad she got a ass like opened pop and a chest that needs fix-a-flat ^^I would have quoted this but you didnt rhyme at the end so it made it for a wack bar Well this was a very close and good battle... shit had me laughin the whole time threw it... but im gunna have to give this to kempo for more quotables and a better read for me. No hate to either of you v/Kemp RTF @ http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=235300
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5x PS HOF 2004 Poet of the year 3X writer of the month Last edited by Lampejo. : 09-25-06 at 12:52 AM. |
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09-24-06, 10:40 PM | #9 | ||||||
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it doesn't rhyme?
ok. thanks for voting =/ |
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09-24-06, 11:05 PM | #10 | |||
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you still up 2-1 so i dunno why you complain
But yeah mad and flat dont really rhyme unless you say it with an accent or force it
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09-24-06, 11:09 PM | #11 | ||||||
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i wasn't complaining.. i said thanks.
and once again, thanks. just dont give me lessons. *COOL SMILE* |
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09-25-06, 12:27 PM | #12 | ||||
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im going to vote, but before i do.....fool and wall rhyme? =/
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09-25-06, 01:04 PM | #13 | ||||
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^ Yeah, someone said that to me when I rhymed those two before.
How the fuck do Americans say fool? I say it like fall. |
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09-25-06, 03:23 PM | #14 | |||||
ROFL @ u niggas since '04
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we dont use accents when we say it. we pronounce it like Fule or full.
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09-25-06, 10:18 PM | #15 | |||
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You're an ugly square faced fuck, you'll never get muff dived
'N what difference does 1 year make to the previous twenty five!? Yeah maybe you got with ya bf on tape, shits a weird plan But One Night In Paris is waaaaaay more than enough for any man A pop career? Damn Paris, the joke has gone on for too long Cos Stars ARE Blind...'n so are the public if they notice your songs vs. ya mom and pops bounced, which leaves ya dismembered twice ya godfather's a pedophile, well hey, there goes The Simple Life abandoned bitch, 5th's season's comin, we had it in line, but then it's gonna feel like deja vu when we leave you behind, AGAIN it's okay though, i'ma be truthful and give you the facts, gladly but how does it feel to be white trash with a rich black daddy? you claim that mishap for you bein skinny, ya never was hot hoe and ya stomach is about one or two inches away from bein a pothole Alright battle, was a bit rushed as both verses were a bit incosistent at times, but still worth the read. Kempo started off really nice, but then got very bland with the pic disses, shit just wasn't witty enough and was relying on the obvious. Rush started okay, some of his lines that I quoted were barely quotable, but in the end, a more consistent verse and the closer finished off Kempo, that was a pretty nice bar. Vote - Rush Lingo |
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