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12-31-06, 02:23 PM | #1 | |||
I Hurt.
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New Championship Belt Signups!
IP: F956 A220
Beginning next week, the LBL will have TWO championship belts. There will be the regular one as always and the gimmick belt. The gimmick championship belt will be a weekly belt which will be battled for using a special theme. The theme will vary week to week based on the preferences of the battlers.
To get this started, here's what I'm going to do. Everyone who wants to be eligible this first week for the new championship belt, diss the below picture Yes, thats me and my girlfriend at our formal last year. At the end of the week (Saturday Night), I will read every verse. The best two verses will be the two people who will compete for the first new championship belt. The number of lines is up to you, but the max is 20 lines. If you have questions about this, please post them in the chat thread and not in here so this thread does not become cluttered. Have Fun! Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 12-31-06 at 02:29 PM. |
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12-31-06, 09:31 PM | #2 | |||
New to RV
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IP: 02E1 E911
I'm bored so why not. I guess I can throw down 10...
I throw jabs, hooks, & uppercuts, swell ya dome into a turban, But no matter how hard I throw, Your face would never be more lopsided then her chin, Seriously, it looks like her tits got taken to with a saw fam, What's fucked about it? Her brows have more bush than your balls man, See if I had came dawg, she would've been thinkin Apex fly, You must've had sex on your mind, walking around with a latex tie, But see I talked to your lady Trus, and I must admit cuz, She told me that your hair stands longer than your dick does, But we cool Trus, I had to diss this, I just assemble tons, I had to leave you beat, being as though her head resembles one, Something quick. Just felt like it.
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12-31-06, 10:02 PM | #3 | ||||
Middle Weight
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IP: 1010 8A22
wtf @ your hair...
goin out to dinner? look a lil chubby hoe, call the place & tell em make more bread and this is the first dude ive ever seen than needs to hire lifeguards for his forehead to think about the future of text, seeing this pic - a part of me dies u aint never hit it...the only bags your girls ever had were the ones below her eyes your facial features are wack, your uglyness is really quite the sight ROFL son, i even saw your face on a menu at the waffle house last night fuck you faggot, i'll leave your ass dead in the ground like a fossil & when i say u got hoes in diff. area codes..im talkin bout ur left & right nostril your girl has cool hair, or so it may fucking seem.. that bitch has more split ends than a fucking football team im the best there ever was, dont test me cuz hell ur collar goes down on you more than she does i just fucked you up buddy, now people are gonna scream foul cuz my verse is ending...too bad i cant say the same for your eyebrows
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accomplishments: being better than you @ life x9. Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 01-06-07 at 11:01 AM. |
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01-01-07, 01:21 PM | #4 | ||||
New to RV
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IP: 1543 7BA0
Im trying to do as much as I can for the league .cuz now its ass
So ill bring 5 head to the league ..to match the one your girl has I was checkin’ out your girl mouth son ..she better say a prayer Cuz ur girl got more Gum then a Major League Baseball player Im stackin’ checks all day ..hustin’ ..and u aint makin’ shit son Cuz I know Iron more money then you… …Since its apparent you don’t know how to use one Do you know how to use an Iron? Cuz it don’t look like it dude Because bitch ..my grandma rocks the Wrinkles better then you But damn she a ugly ass hoe ...im wonderin’ how she pullin guys Cuz your girl aint pretty like a Butterfly …But there are 2 Caterpillars chillin’ above her eyes |
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01-02-07, 12:34 AM | #5 | |||
The Philly B LP
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IP: 0FDA 614C
he has to be drunk just too get the pussy in
it'll turn off my sex drive too, ....if her teeth match the color of my skin son wtf is with you an this bitch more like why'd you post a brother an sister pic i aint rich, but she gotta be wealthy jus for me to hit it till the end cause you hitting that is more far fetch than'em champing the league agian he's like,thats my girl fuck you any shot you send won't harm me when it looks like she just took that picture wit you cause she feels sorry dude i can tell you jus loss ya virginity let me spread some knowledge when the grin on ya face sum's up for every sexual expirence you had in college so i aint tryin to hurt you or fuck wit you dude when i say she has the same grin on to match watever happen too you blah blah lol im wasted i'll dropp somthin better later |
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01-02-07, 01:02 AM | #6 | ||||
Please excuse My Sickness
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IP: CCBE 9926
WoooW
I Bet Ya Dick Is Bout As Hard As Your Hair Wit That Moose On Ya Brain Plus My Kids goin Crazy.....Bcuz I Let em Loose Inside your Dame Why You Smilin So Hard You Cant Possibly Be That Happy She aint that Hot Oh .....My Bad I didnt Know Her Mouth Paid a Early Visit To See yOur Cock *Noo Offense Though man Yall are a NIce Couple*
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01-02-07, 04:07 AM | #7 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: 670E 9063
Even if I win, I won't be here for the title belt but I'll still drop. And if my verse is the best you better mention it in the magazine regardless fag boy.
Your hated dude. Stop smiling, back up and then give Cuz the corner of your pic even shows the ball sum kid tried to bean you in the head with You got it all, slick hair, a polished grin, clothes ya girl wants to be tearin off And hell, ure sportin arcs above ure eyes that even noah'd be jealous of Listen to this though, I ain't seen such a Lord of the Rings look in years With Samweiz' smile, Merry's cheekbones and fucking Gandalf's ears Now don't get me started on your bitch, I merk the hoes And I got a handle on her once my left hand gripped that big ass nose Holy shit dude! Your grin is forced only to avoid bodily harm I bets Cuz I'd be smiling to just so I didn't have to deal with that chicks Hulk Hogan biceps Look at that girls mouth, veneer teeth to chomp and make dudes bleed And she's got GuM WoRK! that makes me think it was her who once signed in this league You've both got matching looks, both hideous so flip this The only question posed is... which one of you is wearing the better lipstick? I see ure girl is set to rock the life on the net ure hatin Cuz her tits are sinking almost as bad as your LBL reputation Now your all discombobulated.. but that's before I ripped you Cuz your a big ass motherfucker with a body that ure arms still ain't grown into Alien looking motherfucker, you posted that family portrait to get smacked down So I'm confused as to why the rest of ure martian family were left faded in the background Last edited by King Solo : 01-02-07 at 04:15 AM. |
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01-02-07, 04:33 AM | #8 | |||||
Blow Me
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IP: 0432 B109
Your girl says you got a small unit.. and she's looking for a new man to hire
Cuz she said, if DaTrusHurtz, Then this dude must be a pathological liar.. With ur cheesy ass smile, son those dimples aint right.. Cause the craters on your face are big enough to host the first known alien life Check your girls shirt B, I must say that im really impressed.. She told me she wanted no strings attached, so i cut it off and exposed her chest. Look at your brow yo, Ur hair is going off course and shit.. Cuz those caterpillar-like eye brows, are in the beginning stages of metamorphosis Are you horsin around?? Cuz that bitch has to be ur sister and shit.. With looks like those, i'm guessing ur biological father is sea biscuit?? You and ur bitch at the formal dancing like rookies she told me she hasnt cut the rug in years.. ...................i said it looked like bob marley was eating her pussy When i horseplay, everyone elses style just bores me meanwhile a horseplay, the leading role in DaTrus's life story Nah but seriously im curious how can u let this fly?? ur girls suddam annoying i let her hang out with the guy Stanza's right u guys look good together, but she's really not hot sir.. but you are a nice couple........... of targets for the 12 gauge mossberg your girls a little chunky, and its really rough g.. she has enough beef in her cheeks to make 50 file for bankruptcy
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01-02-07, 02:08 PM | #9 | ||||||
New to RV
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IP: 68BB 8C71
Trus isnt a smart guy, showin love for a bitch....
that could give him brain, and leave ya junk torn to shit With teeth like that... she's the man in the relationship huh? I mean shit... you have more feminine lips that she does! Dont mean mug... you better just run and make haste... Since the hue of her teeth, is showing her fear of date rape Ya'll just grubbin on butter? Cause that bitch'll kill an erection She's hot butterface... body, hair, and complexion.... I mean she's got a red face... to match that shit that ur wearin Wait... isnt that ^^^^ usually a sign of being embarassed No wonder ur standards are garbage, need to idolize how I get mine While you got a 18 yr old, with tits saggin down to ur belt line 'N thats sad as shit, will you be respected? no way... Especially when even your lazy eye... is sprinting away from that horse face! |
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01-02-07, 02:34 PM | #10 | ||||||
New to RV
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IP: 7BE2 A0A1
The pictures bad enough, you dont have to show us your teeth too/
I feel bad for ya bro,it must suck having bigger tits than she do/ With a face like that it would be safer to bag it/ So I got one question , did u use paper or pastic?/ |
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01-02-07, 06:27 PM | #11 | |||
Flyweight
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IP: B66A 4983
ight lets get it
so the belt huh main event, but I can see this dudes features a disgrace cos dam you know your ugly, when your eyebrows running from your face im glad you took that on the chest, i see your girl freind has one too hmmm same eyes and smile i incest, cos its clear to me, thats what yall do fucking girlfreind thats your sister, shes getting passed around the block cos im like a pimp made contacts for her, because she coudnt find your cock and that’s the truth straight on the bible, the way this kid is being crossed cos your bitch has made a grave mistake, cos fag shes clearly lost the plot I mean to look at you cant help to think, how many bullys you have a week Well add GREVISS to the list…ironic how your style is screaming geek ten ight ....sup |
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01-03-07, 05:04 PM | #12 | ||||||
Light Weight
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IP: C6CA 6A17
you're a fuckup in life homie... ugly bitch... bout to crash & hurl
I'll hit you so hard it'll disfigure your face. so finally you can match your girls You're both ugly. I can't believe I'm even fighting this wack clown if i was the cameraman I would've wished for brighter light in the backround you're a fat faggot. and if you're not, I'll tell her you fooled me Rocking that silver tie, but your bitch will never see that color on jewelry man, and I doubt she even gave u some. ur going the pace that u call worse getting head must've been hard, when you had to straighten her jaw first she's thinking she's pretty. fuck nah. she better cherish some rough stares posted ya pic at Rb. now this? like you weren't embarassed enough there.. Last edited by Feeble Minded : 01-05-07 at 02:32 AM. |
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01-03-07, 06:52 PM | #13 | ||||||
Flyweight
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LoL @ Nick Fletcher's Gum Work line.
IP: 600A 6F23
N.E way... something Quick off the top
I see & smell you your girl though the PC, it's hard to get HER laid Pussy smell so much like fish, I wanna know...is your bitch a Mermaid? See nomally I drive my truck fast but when that hoe's around? And she keep flashin that yellow teeth smile I'll probably slow Down Whoa Now..I aint forget about you duke so when rap fails? Take a Chain saw and cut them eyebrows that look like cat tails It's fucked up I know that Trus but life aint fair slut It's 07.. and you still walkin around with a Bobs Big Boys hair cut
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01-03-07, 07:28 PM | #14 | ||||
Middle Weight
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IP: BA03 A2EA
^ you thinkin ur a cute couple then your high son cuz if pitchers had those eyebrow curves they'd win the cy young im not gonna be hasty cuz ya bitch face is pasty with a chin soooo flat, it makes my 5 yr old coke in the fridge look tasty your destined to go to a dentist and get a life lesson cuz if gaps build character... your teeth created Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and Tekken its a funny world, lets countdown until his lips uncurl I see Batman is captured n the Joker has time to Celebrate with his girl his chick has a ostrich neck so when shes gives head, u gotta wait cuz when his balls drop in her throat, it'll take longer then 2007 to 2008 there strollin on the water n forming a bond see but there hasn't been an uglier thing to hit the boardwalk ..... since Boy George played monopoly juss play ya part!! DTH has tenedacies that make him a bitch by hart he has hair SO stuck together ..... that made Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear break apart I'm hopin you wont get lovey dovey, shit is gross kid cuz when you lock lips there isn't thiefs in the world who could open it those training bras haven't worked. I have nothin more to suggest cuz ya girls chest had more trainers on it then top horses get DTH won the crown and was the toast of the formal, he hit it big I hope you didn't fuck ya girl? i'd rather juss go home Solo, King like Nick Fletcher did those are biggggg assss choppersss...im not trying to be lame but those teeth get brushed more often then Home Plate in a game MY WORDING SUCKS ALOT!! but ya chick nostrils intake air like a Tractor ^^so her nose makes my wording look like John Hensley's n Fractures ima rap clown, but hopefully there bodies wont be found cuz Im prayin they run to the Tide like Nick Saban.......and drown
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01-04-07, 02:27 AM | #15 | |||
Light Weight
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IP: 7E01 785E
Never dissed a pic before... but i'll give it a shot.
you never kissed the bitch, on the wack hustle cause if you were on that curl, then you'd have muscle she's looking out of it, soon to be in the trash, dead and with your cheekbones that high 'sno wonder she's a crackhead don't fight slut.. plus you're looking kind'a sloppy with your forehead showing more skin than her entire body that bitch is skinny as fuck, there's nothing to her clout you'll lose at the drop of a pin, which is me punching your girl out lol @ your shirt showing ya man-boobs, that's truth, don't lie around RV you're known as a monster... and now i know why chick's about to dump your ass, too bad the show's over that thing you be leaning on will turn into a cold shoulder she's a sore sight on ya vision, when i'm blaring is fact so ya eyebrows are forming a defensive circle preparing for attack fuck. last time i'm ever trying this shit |
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