Intro

Last week was okay, there were a few good battles, some no-shows at the bottom, but not too many near the top. There was some more bitching about voting, but the future is still looking very bright here at RV. Keep reading for some exciting news.

The LBL Cypher

Cypher results will be posted later, sorry fellas.

The Extreme Championship Belt

Rosie O’Donnell was the topic this week. More activity would have been good, but it wasn’t bad. Props to those who participated:

Phil Benjamin
Real_Talk
Sonny Dimebags
GC
§howcase
Mike V

Top Punches from Gimmick Belt Signups

These were the coolest lines that I saw:

n juss look at her dome, u can tell shes a wild bitch
hair so wavey, she chances drownin, every time she styles it..

8. Mike V

Thank God this bitch dont ride the hog,she's the symbol of dyke
she's an automatic wheelie, juss put her on tha back of ya bike

7. Sonny Dimebags

tried doin the splits n failed miserably, playin it off like the shit didnt hurt
in chinese restuarants lookin for spare ribs cuz her stomach cracked all of hers

6. GC

check out the collar, big n ready for a spark..
button the top snap a leash on...n u can take her for a walk..

5. Mike V

Surprised you could even fit in it, should try some fitness,
Since your shirts have so many X’s…they ran porn companies out of business

4. §howcase

rosie you left yaself go,damn this bitch is a slob
her main view on life involves a grill,bbq chicken an any type of hot dog

3. Phil Benjamin

And that gay colored jacket, if you plan to take it off just wait,
Because if you do decide to come out of the blue…
…the studio first has to evacuate.

2. §howcase

check it,her jacket isnt a new style for the fall
a group of graffitti artist just spary painted her thinking she was a wall

1. Phil Benjamin

Extreme Championship Belt Winner!

It was close this week, but the winner is…

§howcase

Tried to hide her lesbian love? That’s the ticket,
Yet how can she…when most people walk on carpet and she chooses to lick it?
And that gay colored jacket, if you plan to take it off just wait,
Because if you do decide to come out of the blue…
…the studio first has to evacuate.
Surprised you could even fit in it, should try some fitness,
Since your shirts have so many X’s…they ran porn companies out of business
No-one wants to see that, not even your lesbian support group,
Wait! Their title is a lie…because even that chair can’t support you.
So how can they expect to, and those gigantic thighs…
…Gave Donald a run for his money, since he was paying her to exercise.
And with her talk show she was on a roll, but now she’s so rude,
So I’ll just step on Rosie’s stomach, but then I'd be on a few rolls too.
However, I'm not one to make fun of fat people, it's not my style,
When all it takes is envisioning Tom Cruise as a Big Mac to make her smile.
Those lights on your face are over done Rosie, nobody likes you,
But I guess you need all that ‘glare on your face’…since nobody wants to.

Congratulations! You will challenge for the Extreme Championship Belt this week.

Last Week’s Battle Reviews

1. N. Tavarez (21-5) vs. 2. DaTrusHurtz (23-3)

Pretty casual championship match as both competitors went 12 lines. Both came fairly consistent and didn’t have too much filler, but after losing by 1 vote the last time, N. Tavarez clearly wanted this more and had some dope personals. N. Tavarez ended up winning and was able to retain his title for yet another week.

3. Comedian (12-2) vs. 4. Infamouz (3-2)

Infamouz no-showed so Comedian won.

5. Faime S. Quotez (2-2) vs. 6. Te Ora (11-4) vs. 7. Feeble Minded (4-2)

Feeble Minded and Faime S. Quotez no-showed so Te Ora won.

8. Nick Fletcher (11-1) vs. 9. Rush Lingo (17-5) vs. 10. Sonny Dimebags (19-10)

All three competitors showed up for this one. The battle coulda been better, but it wasn’t bad. Nick Fletcher didn’t come as well as he has in the past, a possible result from being burnt out from writing too much. Sonny was inconsistent as usual, but had some pretty tight quotables in there, enough to take the win.

11. Wordz Ahgod (5-2) vs. 12. Tony Brown (2-0)

Tony Brown dropped a no-show verse before the deadline. Wordz came in the next day and dropped, but Tony took the no-show win.

13. Mets (2-0) vs. 14. Prosecuter (3-2)

Props to these two for dropping early. Prosecuter tried, but these 2 people just aren’t in the same league. Mets had an opener which killed Prosecuter and was more consistent, enough to get the win.

15. TEF (7-7) vs. 16. Phil Benjamin (6-4)

Wasn’t feelin’ too much from this battle. Both had at least 1 line that was okay, but nothing that really stood out n’ I thought it was pretty close. Phil Benjamin got a vote, but TEF got all the rest and won this.

17. Stanza (11-14) vs. 18. Veeyo (1-0)

Veeyo no-showed so Stanza won.

19. Don'tKnowMe (1-0) vs. 20. So Rell (1-0)

Not a bad battle here, both had some cool lines. So Rell had one that made the top punches, though. Decisions were pretty split, I thought So Rell got this and the voting went his way 3-2.

21. Keyed (3-2) vs. 22. Gay Bear (1-0)

Both opponents dropped no-show verses. Gay Bear dropped a real bar as his opener, though, and it was shown to be bitten so Keyed won.

23. Eye Que (1-0) vs. 24. Aeral (0-0)

I wasn’t feelin’ this battle, I felt both battlers came kinda played, and I was especially expecting more from Aeral. He had enough, though, and was able to get the win by a knockout.

25. Area51 (0-0) vs. 26. Hero_4Hire (0-0)

Hero_4Hire no-showed so Area51 won.

27. §howcase (0-0) vs. 28. Marksmen (0-0)

This battle was pretty short, but it wasn’t bad. Not much really stood out to me, but I felt both battlers dropped fairly consistent and showed some potential, just some played ideas in it. I thought it was closer than the voting went, but Marksmen won 6-1.

29. Comp Lex (0-0) vs. 30. SwervEz (0-0)

Double no-show, no one won.

31. J. Wizzle (0-1) vs. 32. Lampejo (12-10)

Double no-show, no one won.

33. 13th Apostle (0-0) vs. 34. LG (0-0)

LG no-showed so 13th Apostle won.

Verse of the Week

Difficult decision, but the winner is…

Mets

^ That's sterotypical..really dude, your ass is about to getta whippin ..
but 12.pz? ..i guess it's true, all blacks really do think about is chicken
^N' i wanted to get ready for the wrestlin match, so i called dude a wimp
slapped ona chicken wing then he dumped hotsauce on my arm n startin chewin it
Plus i hear u mess wit ugly broads, mine hold out a' palm full of cheddar
none of ur chicks are foxworthy but they DO look like his audience members
Try N' slay me, when i creep an' slaughter it's time to pay me
this dude smells like he bathed in enough Creekwater ta get signed by Shady
N' he probaly created that little style he rocks, son's rhymin wit big intent
it's just 2 bad that i recreations, while he needs to find some besides the internet
This guy'll never get respect, i heard his music ...i wasnt at all preparded
shit, his girl doesnt even pump up the volume ..unless it's involvin her hair

Battle of the Week

Nick Fletcher vs. Rush Lingo vs. Sonny Dimebags

Nick Fletcher


Yeah, if you haven't watched the movie "Predator" then A) - You suck because it is a raw movie, and B) - You suck because you won't get one of my punches.



Now, you two faggots..

flip this..

Its game over g.. your life has come to a fast stop D
Though for once you'll have a females attention, when she's doin' the autopsy
see bruh, i've never faced you.. but i'll win, 'coz i'm arrogant and on a streak
and ure aura is feeble..
.. but still showing me who I could be facing in battle next week
wrestling is ure game, huh sonny.. i hear ure submission holds are rare
got the most unique boston crabs.. from gang-bangin' whores whilst you was there
dimes, ure the predator 'n' chicks are arnie. s'like this sucker
when you reveal ure true face chicks are like "you're one ugly motherfucker"
look, these two fags are batman & robin.. apart they're pretty tight
but when together its all lycra suits, gay voices 'n' hittin' on dudes at night
rankings & line limit foresee this outcome, see.. I, 8.. you, 9.. and then
the line limit of 20 suggests that with bars, everyone should be droppin 10
sayin your street rush, bitch please.. your puss' made
hands only control brass knuckles if sega gave the hedgehog an upgrade
built that fake rep up... but i'll still say ure style is trash, its true
'n' i'd lay doubt on sonny's career..
.. but then you'd claim you ghostwrote for his ass to
got that street fighter effect though when ure punches are put in place
'coz ure bars are so vega voter reads 'n' draws a blanka 'cross their face

Quote:

Originally Posted by rush lingo fuck nick fletcher

^ now i see this, and well... i guess ure still hurt but no longer rattled
so yeah "fuck nick fletcher...
... the guy who obliterated me 10-0 last time we battled."

Vs.

Rush Lingo

almost forgot.



you been here since FOREVER believe it or not of course i know,
that you ain't elevated since you still explain punches before ya post
i get my paper. robbery's for green is simple with my full clips
i'm all about a dollar, no time for this nick'll and dime bull shit
Nick from down under, australias lame to the rest of the world mate
i been down under too. so let me describe how ya girl tastes
shes cool, haha.. i can also fill ya in on some things we did
but first i'ma bomb ya with punches, so take cover like she did
you got a lot good personals, nah, look all of them miss me
shit nick fallin off of his high horse faster than chris reeves
you got mass destruction, please. my heat'll rotten ya insides
nick plottin my demise while my punches is plottin to demise
thought going to b-boys would up ya stats, shit.. not like I can care
but ya did horrible, but I keep forgettin they got NO dickriders there
this cat sonny is not street, but let me hear that he want beef
I’ll allow duke to egg me on until I leave sonny side up on the concrete
And this little record ya accomplished I’m str8 stoppin it newbie
Cuz last time anybody respected sonny was in a fuckin mafia movie
Dimebags is garbage since when do ya think ya rippin mines
I just put an end to D like I was a strong offensive line

Vs.

Sonny Dimebags

Yo, I gotta end these two zeros,who together couldn't make a single
I'ma Rush Nick juss because he spits crap, I hate Fletcher Lingo
Rush is a wannabe hustler, but he's juss broke we all knew it
Kid's a windowshopper, he gotta pay for it after I put him through it
Fuck this dude ,if I ever rolled to a party and viewed this goon
I'd have to spike the punch,and give him an even bigger wound
Stupid herb lets juss battle face to face so I could work you
your unforgetable Rush, I will never forget the day I merk you
Lingo I be reading your shit sumtimes like,Can it get worse?
Thanks to you I slow down when I write,dont want a Rush verse
And Nick he juss upset he get no action and he madd broke
Fletcher really doesn't get pussy, like it was a bad joke
Catch him after dark, I'll def have a smirk and start a fight
Ain't talkin late comedy,when I'm laughin at Nick at night
Slaughter competition like this herb,wat the fuck he gonna do?
Only time Nick kills kids, is when he smokes tree and drinks mountain dew
I could tell you to look left,and see KNick under me,but I dont need glam
I could also drag are names into this, to show that he half of wat I am
And Im'a rider pimp, who be fuckin Nick Fletcher's sis on my car hood
You'd think my dick pulled off an upset,way she rushed my hard wood

Winner: Sonny Dimebags

No-Show Shine

Te Ora

^ lmao


your a non-event in this bout, and what's worser dude
.. we're supposed to write a verse for each.. but i won't REALLY be writing a verse for u
dumb fuck.
the voters can choose, but you won’t go win copping
this battle is a multi faceted light switch & faime is the dim option
your listless. shiiiiiit, i almost forgot your role in this battle
.. ya the third wheel, who gets rolled along the road in the gravel
+ ya chick blowed me. & i’m not the first, doubtless
your girls had more swallows than european bird houses
what are you doing here? .. we know this whore won't slam me
i ain't seen slim'er pickings since eminem was awarded grammies
i’ll leave you sooo dishevelled, you’ll try and vent..
‘bout how your life in this battle was more short lived than feebles retirement
speaking of which
i plan to murder feebs. but he'll still act like he owned me, right?
sadly an attempt on his life would involve hacking his home site
RB is wack.. but i must say your gayer son
& when i’m done you’ll have the 3 L’s on lock in more ways than one
sure your dope on RB. but on RV i'm ending ya verse
cause u ain't big on a parasites.. like you placed cleanliness first
your a fag. while i wanna fuck a fox, that’s my dreamgirl
you wanna fuck a foxx, who starred in dreamgirls
& i’m not racist. but your a bitch who’s fake
i don’t like jews..
so i’ll get mel gibson drunk if i want ta diss your race
u ain't hood or gully. it's clear when i smash you down
feebs lines are big in the slums.. cause there is alotta trash around



& i don’t really give a fuck. so i’ll just leave y’all deciding..
how was I gave 2 f’s, and didn’t give 2 f’s, but gave 2 f’s a hiding ?!

Wordz Ahgod

Tony, we'll go to war in a moment, but first let me make it official
that U n' deseases have a lot incommon...
...starting from ur wife then leading on to ur inituals
What the fuck is with U? Every part of this dude sucks
His style should be terminated, coz Iv seen T2------>fucking much
So untill my right hammer fist smashes, I doubt u'll know what hit u
'Coz DTH is still booting fagz...So Im wondering....
....how the hell did u slip through?!
Shit duke, In honor of the comming up special events, I'll do this fool better
N start flippin shit around, Starting with names....
...N finishing with this dudes record
This kids a fagget, since 04...he's never had 'it'
But I'll help him elevate...
...from the hole he crawled out of, to a box in the attic

Top Punches

Some cool punches this week, better than recent weeks.

And Nick he juss upset he get no action and he madd broke
Fletcher really doesn't get pussy, like it was a bad joke

15. Sonny Dimebags vs. Nick Fletcher vs. Rush Lingo

built that fake rep up... but i'll still say ure style is trash, its true
'n' i'd lay doubt on sonny's career..
.. but then you'd claim you ghostwrote for his ass to

14. Nick Fletcher vs. Rush Lingo vs. Sonny Dimebags

Lingo I be reading your shit sumtimes like,Can it get worse?
Thanks to you I slow down when I write,dont want a Rush verse

13. Sonny Dimebags vs. Rush Lingo vs. Nick Fletcher

^N' i wanted to get ready for the wrestlin match, so i called dude a wimp
slapped ona chicken wing then he dumped hotsauce on my arm n startin chewin it

12. Mets vs. Prosectuer

the voters can choose, but you won’t go win copping
this battle is a multi faceted light switch & faime is the dim option

11. Te Ora vs. Feeble Minded vs. Faime S. Quotez

got that street fighter effect though when ure punches are put in place
'coz ure bars are so vega voter reads 'n' draws a blanka 'cross their face

10. Nick Fletcher vs. Rush Lingo vs. Sonny Dimebags

I've had a rough morning, but the worst is ur retarded
Gimme some vodka, cuz less than a fifth of ur verse isn't garbage

9. DaTrusHurtz vs. N. Tavarez

He reminds me of the Yankees when a dicks on the line
He peeps balls, and Andy Petitt like the pitcher we signed

8. N. Tavarez vs. DaTrusHurtz

Nelson, don't brag on the 1-2, its closed n' downed son
Say Bye to the league...
... actually knocked you out of round 1

7. DaTrusHurtz vs. N. Tavarez

Son, your not gonna win...you got better Stakes in Lotto.
Your Structures so Totaled...
Insurance Companies are still asking for the Make and Model.

6. So Rell vs. Don'tKnowMe

Plus i hear u mess wit ugly broads, mine hold out a' palm full of cheddar
none of ur chicks are foxworthy but they DO look like his audience members

5. Mets vs. Prosecuter

Rush is a wannabe hustler, but he's juss broke we all knew it
Kid's a windowshopper, he gotta pay for it after I put him through it

4. Sonny Dimebags vs. Rush Lingo vs. Nick Fletcher

what are you doing here? .. we know this whore won't slam me
i ain't seen slim'er pickings since eminem was awarded grammies

3. Te Ora vs. Feeble Minded vs. Faime S. Quotez

I champed YOUR LBL and 1-2, bet you cant believe it son
So call me wack.... and it'll speak for both leagues you run

2. N. Tavarez vs. DaTrusHurtz

^ That's sterotypical..really dude, your ass is about to getta whippin ..
but 12.pz? ..i guess it's true, all blacks really do think about is chicken

1. Mets vs. Prosecuter

Bitch of the Week



The above is one of the bitches of the week. The other is...

Gay BearI

Gay Bear showed up a day late for his battle. Whatever, it happens. After seeing his opponent didn’t post, he posted a no-show verse with 2 real bars and then some filler. His first bar was bitten, aka, he bit in a no-show verse. He claims he didn’t do it, the bars weren’t exact, but it was close enough I’m convinced it wasn’t a coincidence.

LBL Future Plans

As a marketing major through college, I understand the need to differentiate from your competition. I have tried to do this through the extreme championship belt and other ideas. However, it seems that no matter what is done, this league is still very similar to the rest. There are lots of leagues right now. B-Boys, RB, and PR have regular leagues going now. BW, RM, Mr. Blunt, and Mets site are all going through tourneys. There are way too many sites out there for the dwindling number of text heads. I could continue to run the LBL as I have and likely keep the league doing okay for awhile with roughly 30 members, but this just doesn’t seem to be the best option considering so many other leagues are already available. Therefore, I have determined a solution.

GBA – Gimmick Battle Association

The new pic battle league over at PR has enjoyed tremendous success so far. The special events at RV have always been very entertaining. From these two trends, it is very clear to me that gimmick matches are the future as they are a fresh way of battling for those who have been texting for a long time. Come soon will be the Gimmick Battle Association. Every week will feature a different theme. Every battle during that week will be related to that theme. For example, the theme for one week might be Actors/Actresses and everyone would get a different one to battle with for that week. The theme will change on a weekly basis. This league will be opening and beginning either next week or in two weeks. No other league exists like it, and I believe it should enjoy enormous success. Signups will begin shortly as soon as Strobe sets up the new forum.

LBL Ending

Unfortunately with the opening of the GBA, the LBL will be closing. The GBA will be RV’s featured league of the future. The LBL has enjoyed tremendous success during its tenure and has been more successful than any other attempted league at RV. Unfortunately, this era will soon be coming to an end, but this is not an ending, but only a transition into a brighter future. We hope you will stay with us and join the GBA and enjoy it’s inevitable future success.

The Boot



No One

Luckily, mostly the wackest heads were the ones to no-show so no one needs to get the boot.

Predictions by Nick Fletcher

1. N. Tavarez (22-5) vs. 2. Comedian (13-2)

N. Tavarez was able to successfully retain his title yet again last week against DaTrusHurtz. Comedian isn’t bad, but needs to come more creative and harsh with the personals if he wants to win. I got N. Tav winning this.

3. Te Ora (12-4) vs. 4. Sonny Dimebags (20-10)

Both have yet to champ the league, but have been so close time and time again. Could go either way I suppose, but I think more people enjoy Te Ora’s style so I got him winning this.

5. Tony Brown (3-0) vs. 6. Mets (3-0)

Mets came pretty ill last week and earned verse of the week. Tony Brown has mostly slid by on easy wins and won’t get that here. I think Mets should win.

7. Wireless (3-0) vs. 8. TEF (8-7)

TEF is improving, no doubt about it. Wireless isn’t fully elevated, but he’s been battlin’ a bit longer than TEF. He’s more consistent and has better wording so I think he’ll win.

9. DaTrusHurtz (23-4) vs. 10. Stanza (12-14)

Good luck Stanza.

11. So Rell (2-0) vs. 12. Wordz Ahgod (5-2)

Could go either way, especially because Wordz is so inconsistent and hard to predict. I don’t know how he’s gonna show, but So Rell is generally nicer so I’m going with him.

13. Keyed (4-2) vs. 14. Aeral (1-0)

Keyed has really lived off of no-shows in the LBL. Aeral will show, though, and he won’t just show, but he’ll win.

15. Area51 (1-0) vs. 16. Rush Lingo (17-6)

I haven’t seen enough from Area51 to truly judge him very well, but Rush Lingo is much more experienced and should win if he shows.

17. Marksmen (1-0) vs. 18. Prosecuter (3-3)

Close one here, both are relatively new, but not completely new and usually drop a good bar or two. I’ll go with Marksmen in a close one.

19. Phil Benjamin (6-5) vs. 20. Don'tKnowMe (1-1)

Phil hasn’t been showing as much elevation lately, but is still not bad. Don’tKnowMe could surprise, but I think Phil should win.

21. Eye Que (1-1) vs. 22. Binary I (1-1)

Eye Que will get there, but needs more practice. Not sure how Binary I will come this week, but I’ll go with him winning this.

23. 13th Apostle (1-0) vs. 24. §howcase (0-1)

§howcase came nice against Rosie, but didn’t bring enough heat to win his regular battle. 13th will improve, but isn’t there yet. I think §howcase should take this.

25. Mike V (0-0) vs. 26. Native Pryde (0-0)

Native is back for a 2nd stint in the league and Mike is here for his first. Mike should make a nice addition to the league and should take this one.

27. GC (0-0) vs. 28. K (0-0)

I got K to signup, but I’m not completely convinced the RB head is gonna show. For that, I’m going with GC.

5 Battles To Watch

1.1. N. Tavarez (22-5) vs. 2. Comedian (13-2)
2. 3. Te Ora (12-4) vs. 4. Sonny Dimebags (20-10)
3. 5. Tony Brown (3-0) vs. 6. Mets (3-0)
4. 11. So Rell (2-0) vs. 12. Wordz Ahgod (5-2)
5. 25. Mike V (0-0) vs. 26. Native Pryde (0-0)

Super Six Power Rankings

6. DaTrusHurtz – After winning in his first 4, is now on a 4 match losing streak in the champ match. Still a tough competitor though.

5. Sonny Dimebags – Sonny earned a nice win in a 3 way against Rush Lingo and Nick Fletcher, one of his biggest wins of the league. Has another tough match in the contendership this week.

4. Te Ora – Has been improving since joining the league. Has a good shot at winning the contendership this week.

3. Comedian – It was only by no-show, but has earned another shot at the title. Lets see if he can do it.

2. Mets – Earned verse of the week in his first week back in the league. Would be a title contender if this league was staying together.

1. N. Tavarez – Earned a nice title defense against DaTrusHurtz. May keep the title until the league ends.

Outro

This will be the last week of the LBL. Make it a good one fellas. Pz.

CS

....for life

CS

....for life