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02-15-07, 11:14 AM | #1 | |||
I Hurt.
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DEFY (0-1) vs. Slouch (0-0)
IP: 2AC9 5FB1
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Girlfriend Picture Battle ============ DEFY vs. Slouch ============ Post A picture of your girlfriend as soon as possible. If you do not have a girlfriend or don't have a pic of her, post a picture of someone who will be your "wanna be" girlfriend. Verses Due Monday at 12:00PM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 02-19-07 at 08:05 PM. |
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02-16-07, 04:19 AM | #2 | ||||||
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IP: 0528 BE3A
checkin in to this....dont be slouching shlouch...check in and drop a picture....
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02-16-07, 02:08 PM | #3 | ||||
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IP: F257 E6E0
wow... vida?
ok since we're playing it like this: Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 02-19-07 at 08:04 PM. |
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02-17-07, 04:35 AM | #4 | ||||
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IP: F257 E6E0
cant really diss fine women...but here goes
"I used to get teased all the time in grade school because I was this really skinny girl, but my butt was huge," she says. "I would always be in the principal's office because someone had grabbed my butt and made me cry." -Vida Guerra This sight violates me sincerely... She came for Cuba floating in a box of mangos, when she was about six or so Turns out shes something a whale shit out and fish net let go Far from a 'dish', nothing I'd ever eat out and to be purly honest... Id beat her kidneys till shes reported for her eggs' urine content Vida's got me quaking in fear, while nations are burried in tears Its why there's been a peace movement to rid of Guerra for years You have the nastiest taste, this beast should be in cage, De Im really amazed... Cuase if I'd see her in my dreams I'd bath in holy water and confess every sin that I've made I wouldnt be sleeping for days, and thank Shiva Communism and Hindu's dont mix... Cuase no one would have it worse then the dude who's gotta marry that bitch For a vivid sense of this scene here, you'd take an ear to a conch Then duck your head and smell the whole sea in her crotch When she squats to pee, a cold breeze of terror in the image's involved The wind'll blow her hair from her face, then get pee on her balls Shes got a the Touch of Death and Decompose, even lethal at the nose The bitch exhaled enough air to make that fuckin arch rust and erode I wouldnt hit it after shots of Everclear, her ass should be serving years Crack's been worldwide since her g-string now seperates the Earth's two hemisheres Ass is so big, it reflects light that makes vampires worry and pray And even signal for Batman from Uraguay during the day She wouldnt serve well as a pet, dirty bitch doesnt shower and afraid to get wet Her dandruff can make Global Warming seem like its at a catastophical threat Vida's surgeon must have PhD's in miracles and small weaponry....cause.. Her Adam's Apple once looked more like Johnny Appleseed's whole legacy Bitch is sick with disease, this image inspires muse for Guerra's death, its desired news Biggest crabs arent combing the beach, but inside the thong combing Vida's pubes Whats the use? you cant fix her problems, this shit aint news dude Vida rocks a Bunyon an Ox can wrestle and lose to Never was or will be Playboy material, something no bunny would fuck with Not even Energizer would promote her size Cees to the public See my bitch will remain the dopest, while your dream girl's face is hopeless See scoring runs with cats, when her first base is getting noticed and its like that.. |
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02-19-07, 04:44 AM | #5 | ||||||
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IP: 0528 BE3A
i like ya skills on photoshop, ya airbrushing is crazy
but ya forgot to airbrush the bush thats still on ya lady checking ya girls picture, whys her hand infront of her thong? is it coz she aint got a pussy and shes concealing her shlong? slouch sits down on the couch with this manly shemale and does things, things that u dont wanna know in detail hourlgass figure my ass, looks like u just airbrushed the top half and look at her jaw! its about as square as a pop tart well dont for trying, i guess it was hard hiding that mascaline figure yo sell that freak to the circus, so u can let the cash come in nigga quick ten for ya...sorry man, i got shit to do..if i can edit later then ill throw in some more bars |
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02-19-07, 05:03 PM | #6 | ||||
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IP: 4E72 851E
uppin for votes...
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02-19-07, 08:12 PM | #7 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 32B8 F76B
Vida's got me quaking in fear, while nations are burried in tears
Its why there's been a peace movement to rid of Guerra for years You have the nastiest taste, this beast should be in cage, De Im really amazed... Cuase if I'd see her in my dreams I'd bath in holy water and confess every sin that I've made I wouldnt hit it after shots of Everclear, her ass should be serving years Crack's been worldwide since her g-string now seperates the Earth's two hemisheres She wouldnt serve well as a pet, dirty bitch doesnt shower and afraid to get wet Her dandruff can make Global Warming seem like its at a catastophical threat vs. Nothing Wow, this wasn't even close. Slouch, u had quite possibly the most inconsistent verse I've ever seen. lol. U had a lot of filler, u should have went fewer lines and just used your 16 best lines or so, but u had some really dope shit in there. Earth's hemispheres was my favorite line, that shit was really funny, creative, and hard hitting, good shit. DEFY, even tho u only posted 10, thats not why u lost. U lost cuz ur verse had nothing even remotely creative or hard hitting in it, just a bunch of basic shit. U gotta work on bringing concepts whichi are a bit more fresh. Vote - Slouch |
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02-20-07, 05:00 PM | #8 | ||||
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IP: 4E72 851E
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=240015
http://community.rapverse.com/showt...d=1#post3145003 Only battles to vote on right now.. |
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02-21-07, 10:19 PM | #9 | |||||||
DaTrus Is A Bitch!
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IP: C96C BD2D
Slouch: Vida's got me quaking in fear, while nations are burried in tears Its why there's been a peace movement to rid of Guerra for years You have the nastiest taste, this beast should be in cage, De Im really amazed... Cuase if I'd see her in my dreams I'd bath in holy water and confess every sin that I've made For a vivid sense of this scene here, you'd take an ear to a conch Then duck your head and smell the whole sea in her crotch I wouldnt hit it after shots of Everclear, her ass should be serving years Crack's been worldwide since her g-string now seperates the Earth's two hemisheres Vida's surgeon must have PhD's in miracles and small weaponry....cause.. Her Adam's Apple once looked more like Johnny Appleseed's whole legacy Never was or will be Playboy material, something no bunny would fuck with Not even Energizer would promote her size Cees to the public Vs. DEFY: Nothing quoteable Vote - Slouch |
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02-21-07, 11:25 PM | #10 | |||||||
Killin' G'z
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Joined: May 2005 Status: Offline IP: 32B8 F76B Vida's got me quaking in fear, while nations are burried in tears Its why there's been a peace movement to rid of Guerra for years You have the nastiest taste, this beast should be in cage, De Im really amazed... Cuase if I'd see her in my dreams I'd bath in holy water and confess every sin that I've made I wouldnt hit it after shots of Everclear, her ass should be serving years Crack's been worldwide since her g-string now seperates the Earth's two hemisheres vs nothing This battle was def. one sided, not saying like you had no good lines, just compared to them lines I posted none of yours compared. vote - slouch
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02-21-07, 11:57 PM | #11 | ||||
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Sorry to freepost, but DAMN! The girl Slouch picked is fine as fuuuuuck.
Fuck Vida. She's old news. |
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02-22-07, 06:44 AM | #12 | ||||||
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bumpin.........
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02-22-07, 08:03 AM | #13 | ||||||
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vote - Slouch
reason... defy's 10 lines werent good... dunno what the excuse was but the shit didnt hit at all... slouch wrote alot and thats what one he had a couple decent lines no eye openers to me but whatever |
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02-22-07, 10:45 AM | #14 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
3-0
Slouch WINS 1-0 DEFY LOSES 0-2 |
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