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03-30-07, 09:57 AM | #1 | |||||
I Hurt.
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GBA Mag: I'm A Pimp Week
IP: 2AC9 5FB1
Intro Well, last week was okay. On the down side, there were a lot of no-shows so that was discouraging. On the positive side, most of those no-shows were from the bottom members of the league. Also, lots of new sign ins came in this week. It seems word is finally starting to spread about this league and its starting to grow so that’s excellent. Here’s what went down last week. Last Weeks Battle Reviews by Prycele$$ 1. DaTrusHurtz (6-0) vs. 2. Tony Brown (5-1) Probably the best battle in this round. Both came pretty hard, only a few played concepts. DaTrusHurtz wins this battle in a sweep out. I honestly thought this was going to be a closer battle.. 3. Ancel (3-1) vs. 4. Alphabetized (2-0) Pretty nice battle.. both came pretty nice. Both also need a little work too. Alphabetized won this one. Good shit.. quoteables were sick also. Definately a runner up for verse of the week maybe. 5. §howcase (5-1) vs. 6. Bobericc_Lyrics (3-1) Showcase didnt come as hard as I wouldve thought. Neither did Bob, maybe it was just the Gimmick this week. Well this was a nice battle. A lot of quoteables. Showcase won this one, 4-0. 7. Prycele$$ (2-1) vs. 8. Trey MethodZ (1-1) This battle was iight. Trey came simple, but effective. Prycele$$ had some effective shit too. This was a close battle in my view. Trey won, 3-1. 9. Wireless (3-3) vs. 10. Popcorn (1-1) Wireless won. Popcorn no showed. SMH @ Popcorn. 11. i.e. hypocrisy (1-1) vs. 12. tiggobitties (1-1) Tiggo won. I.E no showed. SMH @ I.E Hypocrisy 13. M The Literal (1-1) vs. 14. Civilized Gangsta (0-1) Civilized won with a check. M The Literal no showed. SMH @ M The Literal 15. GC (1-2) vs. 16. Out Writechas (0-0) Both no showed. SMH @ Both of you. 17. Dao (0-0) vs. 18. Larkin (0-0) Dao won. Larkin no showed. SMH @ Larkin. 19. Sonny Dimebags (0-0) vs. 20. Tebo (0-0) Finally.. another battle without a no show. Weak battle though, sadly. Both need elevation. Sonny got all the votes except for one. Sonny won the battle. SMH @ Tebo for not voting. 21. Axeshun (0-0) vs. 22. Native Pryde (0-0) Axeshun won. Native Pryde no showed. SMH @ Native Pryde. Battle of the Week The champ match this week was 32 lines long and a decent one. It easily won battle of the week. DaTrusHurtz Quote:
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=237392 Whateva u say geek, on the real thats straight weak How u gonna say ur a pimp? You got fuckin' married at eighteen ... ... I'll get to myself, but u gotta know this guy isn't good The wolf that u married prolly kidnapped lil red riding hood But u think I ain't a pimp dogg? Bitch, please I fuck bitches raw n' don't pull out like troops in the middle east The skanks I fuck would never deny their seduction Girls ain't just show me love... ...they put on an entire production! That's my rep, see I've been known to fuck all whores My dick's been in enough holes to fill a miniature golf course I'm wit a new bitch every day, I live without a care, bum I got a lifestyle that works, even tho i tend not to wear one Now, I know this may be hard to believe cuz But I've fucked girls who hang wit girls who hang wit the girls u dream of Ur gullible as fuck man, accept the truth, or it hurts U always get two-timed... ...like how many times i fucked ur wife when u were at work Sometimes I make girls think they're the one cuz thats hot But then they get fucked over... a table, with a camera on in the backdrop Don't hate me, but i'm the dude every girl is a fan of I get so much play, boy, my bitches could fill up the mansion Now, I'm always up wit the newest hip hop songs n' additions I can even do the shoulder lean... ...when I fuck ur girl missionary position I'm irresistable, no matter what I do, I get some play I ain't talkin' porn mags when I say I got Stuff that gets me laid Ur mom's got some issues... now I'm rude, but it works I heard about ur mom's breast feeding... ... just about every fuckin' dude on the earth! I'll fuckin' hurt this bum, we all know girls are dumb I browse for many bitches... n' the girls i pimp have perfect ones Checked out ur wheels, they pretty fly, never stuck when they go Ur known to burn rubber...i'm known to wear one when i fuck ur hoe I matched ur bitch ass n' I'm robbin' this guy N' gonna give this battle a close, like what I took off of ur wife Tony Brown Real talk, Im...... The best alive, i'ma mac, i keep my money in a vault When i arrive, yal niggas runninback like Marshall Faulk Ima rida, all yal hatas STOP COMIN WIT THAT PLAYED SHIT! It's basic, YES i do have TB, shit i KNOW i'm sick Never runnin outta gas, tied up in makin cash N got Knots in my pocket, the size of Trina's ass Ain't eva seen a nigga realla, a fuckin sick killa Wit Stonecold uppercuts so they call me a Chinchilla Im on a whole 'nother level, leave ya jaw dropped n dangling My last scene on the net ....i was ^^ atop the fuckin rankings Real talk, anyone who told u somethin else is a damn lier N I suggest u don't match this, that'd be TOO much fiya Goin so much higher, elevatin, bitch i'm so viscious Voters wanted 2 dope verses ...........guess i'll post another when i'm done wit this I'll have a nigga missin, i'm so fly, ya better see Shit this mismatch, is somethin that my clothes'll NEVER be Tony B, yessss, comin out fresh wit the fitteds n pennys I'm gettin dimes while this nigga gettin nickels n pennies In this game i'm so heavy, ima show u what a G does See i married Yvonne n fucked willa, while i'm goin wit Alicia That's my real girl in case u ain't know, plus i'm rich Yea i'ma pimp, wit so much cane u can't tell i got a limp Watch who u messin wit, chea the shorty love suckin dick Even if i half-ass this, my girl will more than make up for it Call me lazy, whatever, why walk or sprint wit my rides Got so many whips, shit i don't even run for my life You fakas is weak, yea mayne i make a mil in a week So many niggas jackin my steez, i sued em all for a G But fuck it yo, i dont even fuck wit these guys Cuz when it's Crunch time i usually go for the king size . . . S' too easy, i can do this for days n days again Flexin so hard, my muscles might jump outta my skin Verse of the Week Once again, guess who wins it. Seriously, I say this every week, WRITE A BETTER VERSE THAN ME SO I DON’T HAVE TO GIVE THIS TO MYSELF DaTrusHurtz Quote:
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=237392 Whateva u say geek, on the real thats straight weak How u gonna say ur a pimp? You got fuckin' married at eighteen ... ... I'll get to myself, but u gotta know this guy isn't good The wolf that u married prolly kidnapped lil red riding hood But u think I ain't a pimp dogg? Bitch, please I fuck bitches raw n' don't pull out like troops in the middle east The skanks I fuck would never deny their seduction Girls ain't just show me love... ...they put on an entire production! That's my rep, see I've been known to fuck all whores My dick's been in enough holes to fill a miniature golf course I'm wit a new bitch every day, I live without a care, bum I got a lifestyle that works, even tho i tend not to wear one Now, I know this may be hard to believe cuz But I've fucked girls who hang wit girls who hang wit the girls u dream of Ur gullible as fuck man, accept the truth, or it hurts U always get two-timed... ...like how many times i fucked ur wife when u were at work Sometimes I make girls think they're the one cuz thats hot But then they get fucked over... a table, with a camera on in the backdrop Don't hate me, but i'm the dude every girl is a fan of I get so much play, boy, my bitches could fill up the mansion Now, I'm always up wit the newest hip hop songs n' additions I can even do the shoulder lean... ...when I fuck ur girl missionary position I'm irresistable, no matter what I do, I get some play I ain't talkin' porn mags when I say I got Stuff that gets me laid Ur mom's got some issues... now I'm rude, but it works I heard about ur mom's breast feeding... ... just about every fuckin' dude on the earth! I'll fuckin' hurt this bum, we all know girls are dumb I browse for many bitches... n' the girls i pimp have perfect ones Checked out ur wheels, they pretty fly, never stuck when they go Ur known to burn rubber...i'm known to wear one when i fuck ur hoe I matched ur bitch ass n' I'm robbin' this guy N' gonna give this battle a close, like what I took off of ur wife No-Show Shine Wireless no homo on this, but it's the truth, even though it's a little sick my limps so big, you'd think that my left leg was ron jeremy's dick but on the real though, i like my shit slow.. call me the p-i-.. fuck it, i dont gotta spell it hoe pimping wasnt learned, no need for a degree no caddilac no perm u cant see.. .. that 50 cent aint got fucking shit on me call me rick, cuz my ass is slick and my pimp stick.. isnt even as long as my pimp dick fuck ur life dog, ill make these punches sting cuz if u dont show.. well then i dont gotta stain my pinky ring Dao I'm a P.I.M.P.. I got every girl in the world on dial ask Larkin.. He filmed me, his mom & his sister on Girls Gone Wild I'm a don, money in the bank and a 8 inch ladies respect I roll up in ANY strip club and the girls PAY ME for sex Ladies like me, they wanna be my wifey, I let them taste the cum While the only time Larkin gets action he uses the date rape drug You'll find my boxers in ya girls hamper, I'll rub it in ya face son cuz next time you kiss your girl.. you'll be able to taste MY cum I'll teach your bitch moves, shit..watch ya girl in the evening cuz when you think she's goin to work.. she's actually seein me Night out, hittin up the hottes clubs, then take her to the Holiday Inn After one night with me the Hotel you never to call her again Fa'real, some of us got it, some don't.. they say lifes shitty Don't hate the playa hate the game.. .. when you find my name tatoo'd on ya wifes titty's Really shits crazy I see ANY girl and they wants some you can't even get your girls to swallow.. while my girls love me so much they even swallow the condom Axeshun Yo I'm such a pimp that I got my own type of patron and my cane...seems it has a fucking mind of its own I got diamond studded cups, roll up in three hummer whips A bitch can have double A sized breast, Put money in my investment & throw some D's on the bitch! My earrings are liable to hear things whisper & holler whores Lots of cash, while look for clearance racks at the dollar store I'm not known to play ho, my games over ya head like halo's Get out my truck wipe off that white stuff, tell ya man its mayo I take out my platinum hearing aids, aint nothin to talk about I run up to females sayin ... I'm your Unk, slap the ho and tell her ass to walk it out Top Punches Some cool lines, but I think you guys aren’t being nearly as witty as I’m looking for with top punches which causes me to choose lines which are good, but not top punch worthy. Expand ur mind people and be more creative. Here was the best tho. Bitch i'm pimpin ALL your hoes, music helps get them swoll So i'd chop it n'screw it...but your moms getting old... 15. Ancel I don't know about this kid, but i'm a fan HUGE fan of dome N I swear it's like fishin.. the way I take all the bobbers home 14. Alphabetized Whateva u say geek, on the real thats straight weak How u gonna say ur a pimp? You got fuckin' married at eighteen 13. DaTrusHurtz i stay fresh, an you look like a slob i pimp so hard don magic juan asked if i wanted a job 12. Trey MethodZ The skanks I fuck would never deny their seduction Girls ain't just show me love... ...they put on an entire production! 11. DaTrusHurtz Ain't eva seen a nigga realla, a fuckin sick killa Wit Stonecold uppercuts so they call me a Chinchilla 10. Tony Brown no homo on this, but it's the truth, even though it's a little sick my limps so big, you'd think that my left leg was ron jeremy's dick 9. Wireless Destroy a bird when I hit it ,so send ya pimp game where the cemetary be Sonny have lines of bitches spreading cheecks, like a woman's penitentiary 8. Sonny Dimebags Sometimes I make girls think they're the one cuz thats hot But then they get fucked over... a table, with a camera on in the backdrop 7. DaTrusHurtz Watch who u messin wit, chea the shorty love suckin dick Even if i half-ass this, my girl will more than make up for it 6. Tony Brown i got the babes u want in an assembly line, takin a shot at my fame fag? well how u gonna check w/a "Blah",that basically explains where ya games at 5. Bobericc_Lyrics Tell everyone the secret about your small dick dude since I feel kind of sad, That I get such crazy amounts of pussy… …and you’re still trying to get the cat out of the bag. 4. §howcase This kid aint a pimp, Sonny pick up chicks and get sum dome too birds stay around dimes, like the homeless bitch in home alone 2 3. Sonny Dimebags But u think I ain't a pimp dogg? Bitch, please I fuck bitches raw n' don't pull out like troops in the middle east 2. DaTrusHurtz And yo Ancel...I mack all the hot chicks that you miss I'm pickin up so many dimes... im startin to feel jewish! 1. Alphabetized Bitch of the Week No One No one wins the award this week as there wasn’t anyone who complained about their battle or did anything obnoxious. Good shit guys. Last Week’s Good Voting Award §howcase §howcase’s votes were nothing special, but he did the quotable by quotable breakdown and had a quality writeup after listing the quotables on his thoughts of the battle. I felt that most of his comments were pretty well thought out and accurate so he wins this week’s award. Grats! The Boot Due to many members no-showing last week against members who might have been booted, no one is being booted this week. However, a few of you need to drop sufficient this week to stay. Drop your best! Welcome! I’d like to welcome the following new members to the league! Grams DiZzy Professor Titan Ventice Zelph I hope you guys enjoy the league. If you have any ideas, comments, or concerns, please let me know! Tip of the Week Do your research! Seriously, a lot of punches will come really easily if you just do 5-10 minutes of research. Its March Madness Battles this week. Check out the team your supposed to diss. Look at their roster, teams they’ve lost to, the low points in their season, and use those to create witty wordplay. Power Rankings 10. Prycele$$ (2-2) – Can drop some creative stuff, but has more of an audio style. Once he gets his style straightened out, he should be a threat here. 9. Wireless (3-3) – Another kid with potential, but needs to try harder on his verses and stop taking the easy way out. Once he does that, he’ll win more consistently. 8. Trey MethodZ (2-1) – I felt obligated to put him in because he’s in the contendership match. Can drop okay, but needs to up his creativity to be a threat in the league. 7. Bobericc_Lyrics (3-2) – Bob just needs to fix his wording. He’s got the ideas and the potential. Once he learns to properly execute wordplay, he’ll be a fierce competitor. 6. Sonny Dimebags (1-0) – Sonny can drop nice, he always has a few really tight bars, but is inconsistent. If he fixes that he can be a title contendor. 5. Ancel (3-2) – Still not dropping as good as he has in the past, but should improve over time. Has a tough challenge this week with Tony Brown. 4. Tony Brown (5-2) – His only losses have been to me. Been dropping consistent, just needs to step it up a notch to get the title. 3. §howcase (6-1) – Moved up to the contendership match for this week and should be in the title match in the coming week. Has been writing nice since joining the league. 2. Alphabetized (3-0) – Beat Ancel to move into the contendership match. Off to a nice 3-0 start, lets see if he can win the title. 1. DaTrusHurtz (7-0) – Retained the title for another week with his 2nd win against Tony Brown. Has also won verse of the week the most times in the league,. Predictions 1. DaTrusHurtz (7-0) vs. 2. Alphabetized (3-0) This is the first time we’ve ever faced as I quit the RB scene when Alpha was joining it. I’m a walking sports encyclopedia so Alpha, bring ur A game - GL 3. §howcase (6-1) vs. 4. Trey MethodZ (2-1) §howcase’s wins are mostly from no-shows, but most of those battles he would have won anyway. He’s been dropping more consistent than Trey so I got §howcase here. 5. Wireless (4-3) vs. 6. tiggobitties (2-1) Wireless is better, but he really hasn’t been trying hard enough for battles in this league. Still, I got Wireless winning this. 7. Civilized Gangsta (1-1) vs. 8. Dao (1-0) Both got their only win by no-show. Haven’t seen enough from either to make a good prediction so I’m going to guess and say Dao. 9. Tony Brown (5-2) vs. 10. Ancel (3-2) Tony’s been doing well in the league with his only 2 losses coming to yours truly. Ancel can drop nice but has struggled to regain his form. Could go either way, but I got Tony here. 11. Sonny Dimebags (1-0) vs. 12. Bobericc_Lyrics (3-2) Personally, I think Sonny is better than Bob, but a lot of Bob’s friends from RB are in this league and could potentially be more inclined to vote for Bob just because they know him. Sonny’s really into b-ball tho so I think he’ll think of some nice stuff for this battle and win. 13. Axeshun (1-0) vs. 14. Uncil Phil (2-1) Uncil Phil is nice, when he shows and tries. He signed in at the beginning of the week so I’m hoping he remembers about this. I’ll try to contact him, but am going to guess that he doesn’t show and Axeshun wins. 15. Prosecuter (3-2) vs. 16. Prycele$$ (2-2) Prosecuter is okay, but has struggled to really reach that next level. Prycele$$ usually drops a few dope lines, but is inconsistent. I’ll go with Prycele$$ in this one. 17. Popcorn (1-2) vs. 18. GC (1-3) Both no-showed last week, but should show this week so I decided to keep them in and pit them against each other. Really will come down to who gives more of a shit about the battle, but I’ll go with Popcorn. 19. Out Writechas (0-1) vs. 20. Tebo (0-1) Out no-showed last week, but told me he’d show this week so I gave him another shot because he’s a good battler. Tebo is still elevating, he has potential, but isn’t as polished as Out so I’m going with him. 21. Grams (0-0) vs. 22. DiZzy (0-0) I haven’t seen anything from DiZzy so I have no idea if he’s a newbie or someone with experience who I haven’t heard of. Grams is inconsistent, but usually has some cool lines so I’m going with him. 23. Professor (0-0) vs. 24. Titan (0-0) Professor is okay, but still young and needs a few more years to reach the level he wants to be at. I don’t know who Titan is so I can’t really predict how he’ll do. I’ll go with Professor. 25. Ventice (0-0) vs. 26. Zelph (0-0) I haven’t really seen anything from either person so I have no idea. My crystal ball is pointing towards Zelph. Outro This week will be good as long as the number of no-shows is going down. I’m starting to recruit and market for this shit more and it seems its paying off. Tell all ur boys to join this shit, the GBA is looking hot and now that we’re up to 26 members, there is a lot of sign for future growth. Ball it up, its march madness baby, pz. |
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03-30-07, 10:42 AM | #2 | |||
Light Weight
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cool mag........
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03-30-07, 12:48 PM | #3 | |||||||
the real man of steel
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IP: 0FDA 614C
dope mag tru s
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03-30-07, 05:42 PM | #4 | |||||
Flyweight
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Tight mag. This is just like Bboys. Lol. It's all good thou. I still like it. I love mag's it helps the league/tournaments out a lot. Good shit man. Keep it up.! & sorry for the noshow.
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04-01-07, 11:14 AM | #5 | ||||
A!
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damn you dont get any mag love.
nice shit.
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04-01-07, 11:25 AM | #6 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
^^ very likely you'll soon be getting a lot of mag love. Glad u signed in
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04-01-07, 12:14 PM | #7 | ||||||
New Jack
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IP: A1E4 9BCF
adds a lot bro.
cool mag. |
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04-01-07, 06:37 PM | #8 | ||||
Fuck Parents
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IP: 6D21 AB67
i really need to stop writing my verse the last minute, what's the topic again this week? :S
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04-01-07, 09:55 PM | #9 | ||||
New to RV
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IP: F2F3 4198
cool mag man.
oh btw my AIM is fucked like jenna jameson so PM me about what help you want me to do on next weeks mag
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04-02-07, 06:31 AM | #10 | ||||
Jack The Ripper
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IP: 1C46 A9B3
And yo Ancel...I mack all the hot chicks that you miss
I'm pickin up so many dimes... im startin to feel jewish! 1. Alphabetized Lmfao... Other then that I expect to see a lot from the everyone. C'mon people, I still have faith in you that you can bring the REAL hot fiyah.
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04-02-07, 06:38 AM | #11 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
... And I have faith that you'll sign in next week
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04-02-07, 09:05 AM | #12 | ||||
Fuck Parents
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IP: CC9E C050
.....then lose
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04-02-07, 09:02 PM | #13 | ||||||
New to RV
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IP: A257 818A
props on this shit, I see you put alot of effort into this league
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04-05-07, 11:40 AM | #14 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
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