lmao. check.....

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Hrm, this should be interesting. CHECK. G/L

This is the easiest Gimmick yet...I could go all day, but I'll stay with 14.

yo mutta gives give head, leaves me swole in fear
the bitch tried to give me a blowjob...
& I ended up with a whole career
plus you're wack...watch and see the lord's curses
your mom's fuckin' stretch marks are inspiration for your verses
she's a fat fuck, on your brain, i'll leave an ink spot
Virginia Tech happened when she ran outta food...coincidence?...I think not
and I ain't finished, be gone, push me
after Katrina, thousands took refuge in your mom's pussy
she can never stay on a diet, only as much as a hat holds
the obese bitch likes to hide M&M's in her fat folds
& these are all facts...did I mention you're a geek too?
PSHH...Popcorn? better change your name before your mom tries to eat you
she's NASTY! used to be a cheerleader, this ain't fair, unhand it
she did the splits on the concrete...
& left a green stain where she landed



Quick like. 14.

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^Hah good shit. Well you aint' gonna get shit from me. I'm just keyin something up so you don't win by noshow.







Don't get excited, don't start crackin' up a storm.
...shit why I gotta make a joke...
........I mean we're talkin' about YOUR mom.?
Dude great, those jokes were really tight man!
...but YOUR mom is so BIG.........her ass crack is where Osama's been HIDIN'!!
Maybe Sadam too, ain't that funny.
Speakin' of Sadam.......ya' mom is Sadam UGLY!
Told you I wasn't coming with heat, you can tell it by far.
...b/c IF I came w/ heat you mom would start SMELLIN' LIKE A FARM.
My wits so sharp ya' ass would get killed on it.
...& your mom's GUT fat LAPs so much.. she could host the next Track & Field contest
You shouldn't of battled, just called this shit instead.
b/c you know the SHOT HEARD AROUND THE WORLD?..
.. it was just Sureloc's mom fallin' out of bed!
The last bar.........shit bitch just die.
I told your mom to eat a TV Dinner.........
......*whoops* the next day Sureloc had to go to Best Buy.!! lol tisk tisk

Uppin for votes

yo mutta gives give head, leaves me swole in fear
the bitch tried to give me a blowjob...
& I ended up with a whole career
plus you're wack...watch and see the lord's curses
your mom's fuckin' stretch marks are inspiration for your verses
and I ain't finished, be gone, push me
after Katrina, thousands took refuge in your mom's pussy
& these are all facts...did I mention you're a geek too?
PSHH...Popcorn? better change your name before your mom tries to eat you
^ rofl
she's NASTY! used to be a cheerleader, this ain't fair, unhand it
she did the splits on the concrete...
& left a green stain where she landed
^ dayumnnnnn

Vsssss


Dude great, those jokes were really tight man!
...but YOUR mom is so BIG.........her ass crack is where Osama's been HIDIN'!!
Maybe Sadam too, ain't that funny.
Speakin' of Sadam.......ya' mom is Sadam UGLY!
^ it's aight EXCEPT sadam is dead lol....

I got Sureloc takein this his shizzle was more on the nizzle with punches & wordplay
Sorry for talkin like that just tired as fuck
Popcorn rushed a lil too much underestimated sureloc, he did good so

V// Sureloc

and I ain't finished, be gone, push me
after Katrina, thousands took refuge in your mom's puss
& these are all facts...did I mention you're a geek too?
PSHH...Popcorn? better change your name before your mom tries to eat you


vs.


Dude great, those jokes were really tight man!
...but YOUR mom is so BIG.........her ass crack is where Osama's been HIDIN'!!




Eh, I found this pretty onesided. Both had some concepts, but Sureloc definately worded them better. He also had harder hitting concepts and came a lot more creative than Popcorn did. The popcorn nameplay was the best of the battle as well.

V/ Sureloc Holmes

yo mutta gives give head, leaves me swole in fear
the bitch tried to give me a blowjob...
& I ended up with a whole career
and I ain't finished, be gone, push me
after Katrina, thousands took refuge in your mom's pussy

vs.

Told you I wasn't coming with heat, you can tell it by far.
...b/c IF I came w/ heat you mom would start SMELLIN' LIKE A FARM.
You shouldn't of battled, just called this shit instead.
b/c you know the SHOT HEARD AROUND THE WORLD?..
.. it was just Sureloc's mom fallin' out of bed!

Decent battle here. Both had some filler, but also some decent shit. I felt Sureloc was tryin' to be meaner n' Popcorn was tryin' to be funnier so just 2 different styles goin' on, both are cool. Sureloc had the line of the battle with the katrina shit. Also felt he was more consistent so I got Sureloc here.

Vote - Sureloc Holmes