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Old 04-19-07, 01:48 PM   #1
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5. DaTrusHurtz (9-1) vs. 6. Tony Brown (7-3)

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Yo Momma Battles

We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck.

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Old 04-19-07, 03:21 PM   #2
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what the FUCK!!!!! omg stop doin this shit lol
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Old 04-19-07, 05:03 PM   #3
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blame glocks n' chrit for no-showing last week or thats who I would have faced this week.

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Old 04-25-07, 09:38 AM   #4
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Seen ur mom... n' she wayyyy more trash than the next guy
Yo momma so ugly, Chamillionaire made a club hit 'bout her sex life
I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation
Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude
Like mother like son...
...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you
She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her
Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger
U won't beat me, the rank of this guy'll just plummet
But u got it covered...
...yo momma so fat, u can use the size of her stomach
That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too
Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do
You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale
Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards...
... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales

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Old 04-25-07, 01:04 PM   #5
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Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew
But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you
Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n.....
I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian
Trus the only non-fake here cuz mayne, u don't even seem cool
Who fukin modded u? Cant believe ya mom chose this outta the gene pool
She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see.....
Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B"
U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines
She ain't a milf now, but back in the days chea......she did get tons of men
N was such a whore, she b on old pornos w/ a dildo....Antennae of them^^
I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial
Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files
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Old 04-25-07, 02:38 PM   #6
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Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude
Like mother like son...
...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you

this was a decent punchline. kind or predictable but an easy concept to use.

That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too
Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do
You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale
Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards...
... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales

solid way to close with these bars. good creatity

overall your versed came off rushed. you came creative with the last 4 bars but it was wak that the bulk of your punches were fat jokes ya feel me. decent verse though those were just what i thought were your weak points

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U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines

goood idea with the busta rhymes. i just think it could be used better yanamean. it doesnt get the full affect as a "so stupid" punchline

I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial
Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files

haha good creativity. i should have thought about makin a punch about dat shit

Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew
But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you

this was on some preschool shit

Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n.....
I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian
She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see.....
Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B"

these were jus corny. try to get more creative mah dood

decent battle not as hot as i thought it would be with to of the "top heads" in the league battlin or w/e. no hate or nothin but trus came more fresh wit the concepts

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Old 04-25-07, 05:34 PM   #7
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Seen ur mom... n' she wayyyy more trash than the next guy
Yo momma so ugly, Chamillionaire made a club hit 'bout her sex life
decent
I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation
decent
Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude
Like mother like son...
...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you
lol
She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her
Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger
decent
U won't beat me, the rank of this guy'll just plummet
But u got it covered...
...yo momma so fat, u can use the size of her stomach
ok
That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too
Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do
lol
You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale
Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards...
... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales
decent, wordin could be up a smidge for effect

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Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew
But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you
meh
Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n.....
I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian
omg roflmao!!!!! wtf
Trus the only non-fake here cuz mayne, u don't even seem cool
Who fukin modded u? Cant believe ya mom chose this outta the gene pool
eh
She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see.....
Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B"
decent
U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines
miss
She ain't a milf now, but back in the days chea......she did get tons of men
N was such a whore, she b on old pornos w/ a dildo....Antennae of them^^
cool wp
I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial
Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files
eh

Wow Tony had POTB I thought that vegetarian line was golden, other than that DaTrus outshined with some pretty funny hits.

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Old 04-25-07, 05:54 PM   #8
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Eh, pretty good battle here.

DaTrus-i was feelin pretty much ya whole verse. Wording was off at first, but i felt you pick it up towards the end as well. Not many others were feelin ya closer but i thought it was pretty cool, descent concepts from you here. A little bit too much 'yo momma' though.

tony-wording is the only thing that killed you here. overall concepts were great. punches weren't bad. just the wordplay and possible mess ups due to lack of certain punctuation. One of ya better verses that i've seen lately. not bad

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Old 04-25-07, 08:46 PM   #9
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lol thx tebo, n of course the other voters as well
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Old 04-25-07, 09:09 PM   #10
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Seen ur mom... n' she wayyyy more trash than the next guy
Yo momma so ugly, Chamillionaire made a club hit 'bout her sex life
bleh, ok
I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation
nope, not effective imo
Saw the matchup here n' knew I was set dude
Like mother like son...
...n' yo momma so easy, its why i'm 3-0 against you
ok
She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her
Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger
cool lol
U won't beat me, the rank of this guy'll just plummet
But u got it covered...
...yo momma so fat, u can use the size of her stomach
ok, at best
That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too
Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do
lmao
You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale
Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards...
... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales
Cool


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Think you'll be 3-0 against me??? someone must've gassed this jew
But shit, yo momma so dumb.....n prolly writes just as shitty as you
No
Thought she might've been hot, but then found out she was hairy n.....
I ain't fuk the pig-headed broad, so niggas thought i was a vegetarian
lol ok
Trus the only non-fake here cuz mayne, u don't even seem cool
Who fukin modded u? Cant believe ya mom chose this outta the gene pool
no
She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see.....
Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B"
ok
U n ya ma both fold under pressure, yal niggas fall in the crunchtime
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Busta Rhymes referred to ur punchlines
lmao..for some odd reason
She ain't a milf now, but back in the days chea......she did get tons of men
N was such a whore, she b on old pornos w/ a dildo....Antennae of them^^
ok
I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial
Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files
Bleh

Fairly good battle here both came with some ok shit here imo, but I think Trus pulled more creative lines imo..


V- Trus....good battle.
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Old 04-25-07, 11:10 PM   #11
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That's one hideous bitch man, I'm out swingin' too
Yo momma's the claim of smokin' commercials, the uncool thing to do

vs.

She a hoe n not ta mention she gullable, just read n see.....
Got the bitch wearin a dog tag wit her name, address, and "Owner's Name: Tony B"

trus came funny as hell.. wordin was just a lil off.. concepts were nice tho...

tony b came wit sum funny stuff and better word play.. but antenna line made me smh lol.. gon have to go wit trus..

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Old 04-26-07, 11:15 PM   #12
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I'm a grad student, always dressed in suits, I'm mannin' the station
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Brooks Brothers was some family relation
She was makin' noise on some shit, thank god I heard her
Yo momma so fat, she flew to Pitt to try n' eat Ben Roethlisberger
You will fail, n' that ho of ur mom looks real pale
Yo momma so fat, she runs away from lizards...
... she doesn't want to be ANYWHERE near scales


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I truly feel sorry for her son, n with that said i understand the denial
Cuz yo momma such a slut, she'll b on mental funk as next week's top files



Eh, Tony came weak here. Most of what he had was either badly worded or just bad. Trus on the other hand had a pretty consistant verse except for a couple of punches and his punches hit a hell of a lot harder. So in the end this was pretty onesided and Trus took it.

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Old 04-27-07, 10:25 AM   #13
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6-0, good battle

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