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Old 04-27-07, 02:29 PM   #1
DaTrusHurtz
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13. Uncil Phil (3-2) vs. 14. Alphabetized (4-2)

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G.B.A
Gimmick Battle Association


Dead Celebrity Picture Battles

This week, we will be resurrecting the lives of many great individuals. Diss your opponent on their picture and on the life behind that picture. Do your research and be witty. Good Luck.

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Uncil Phil as Ted Bundy

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Alphabetized as Jesse James


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Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific
10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit
Biting = Ban
Feeding = -2 Votes
Swaying = DQ
Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links
Votes Due Wednesday Night
New Battles Up Thursday Morning
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Old 04-27-07, 05:41 PM   #2
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this is famous criminals not famous dead people lol... cool
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Old 04-29-07, 01:14 PM   #3
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hey, good luck.
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Old 04-30-07, 01:24 PM   #4
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Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches
You fucken scrawny too n I wont spend a whole day on a clown
Nigga so small that played ass jacket is weighin him down
And a blast from the past, so theres no way that son hot
Jesse James?
hes from the era where they wore kleenx on they neck to catch the cumshots
Fuck doin research.. you garbage.. why this kid in the fast lame...
coz anybody would son james.. like his middle n last name
Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin
jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang
When whole surfin movies could be filmed
On your wavey ass front bangs

So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease
Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees

Last edited by uncle phil : 04-30-07 at 01:28 PM.
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Old 05-01-07, 09:46 PM   #5
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"You are going to kill me, and that will protect society from me. But out there are many, many more people who are addicted to pornography, and you are doing nothing about that."

-Ted Bundy


You sound like a sick fuck, no lie... I find no room for a Cupid
Do you really think that pornography is worse than what you did, stupid?
But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me..
Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy
Everyone fuckin hates you, and at least I was respected in the county
I ain't gonna kill you, just flip Ted around and collect the bounty

"I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends."

-Ted Bundy

I don't like fakers, and god knows i'll leave you sore, hell
Just cuz everyone hates u doesn't make it normal to talk to yourself
Nd your a horny fucker no doubt, please refrain from the friction son
But ya showing a sign of improvement... by holding up ya conviction one.
I despise you sick fucks... so watch me take the magnum and stop this
So then we can all see TB shot.. like a trip to the doctors office
Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout
U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth.



Sorry for being late, keyed this quick.
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Old 05-01-07, 10:27 PM   #6
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Ted Bundy’s Verse

Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches
You fucken scrawny too n I wont spend a whole day on a clown
Nigga so small that played ass jacket is weighin him down
And a blast from the past, so theres no way that son hot
Jesse James?
hes from the era where they wore kleenx on they neck to catch the cumshots
Fuck doin research.. you garbage.. why this kid in the fast lame...
coz anybody would son james.. like his middle n last name
Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin
jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang
When whole surfin movies could be filmed
On your wavey ass front bangs

So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease
Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees

Opener wasn’t that good, and got me thinking you weren’t gunna come with heat…Meh second bar, tried to go at his jacket but I wasn’t feeling it…Funny third bar, but still nothing ground breaking…Getting better with the fourth, still waiting for the next bar…Fifth bar is sick…Plain and simple…Lol @ the Sixth, hott but falling off from that 5th one…Closer was fucking dope…



Jesse James verse


You sound like a sick fuck, no lie... I find no room for a Cupid
Do you really think that pornography is worse than what you did, stupid?
But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me..
Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy
Everyone fuckin hates you, and at least I was respected in the county
I ain't gonna kill you, just flip Ted around and collect the bounty

"I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends."

-Ted Bundy

I don't like fakers, and god knows i'll leave you sore, hell
Just cuz everyone hates u doesn't make it normal to talk to yourself
Nd your a horny fucker no doubt, please refrain from the friction son
But ya showing a sign of improvement... by holding up ya conviction one.
I despise you sick fucks... so watch me take the magnum and stop this
So then we can all see TB shot.. like a trip to the doctors office
Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout
U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth.


Your flow was meh…Opener wasn’t appealing to me…Second bar was played as fuck…Third bar was nice n/p, hahaha, jokes…4th bar im not feeling at all…Fifth bar wasn’t that good, still waiting for something hott..LOL, sick bar, nice n/p…Closer wasn’t good…



Opener-Tie
Closer-Ted
Punches-Ted
Personals-Jesse
Mettas-Tie
Overall- On the real, both of you had two hott bars…Punches and personals got evened out, and who ever won the next cat won the battle….And lucky for Ted he had a stronger closer. Overall he also was more consistent, so he gets the vote.
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Old 05-02-07, 05:00 AM   #7
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you posted cool.... key vs key
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Old 05-02-07, 06:49 PM   #8
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Phil had some alrite lines but..alphabetized took this by far in my opinion..he had more consistent punches..n some were pretty good. ^..n' i didn't think phil had any SICK bars like that one guy was sayin..but uh good battle for key'd..

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Old 05-02-07, 07:01 PM   #9
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Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches
Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin
jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease
Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees


vs.


But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me..
Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy




Eh, I felt this was a pretty obvious victory for Uncle Phil. He came a lot harder than Alpha and had some creative lines and nameplay. However his verse was pretty much bad other than those lines I quoted, as was Alpha's. Even the one I quoted is played, but since it's a personal, I gave it to you. Either way, Uncle had more quotables and in turn a more consistant verse so I gave it to him.

V/ Uncle Phil
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Old 05-02-07, 08:05 PM   #10
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uncle:
Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches
So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease
Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees


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alpha:
But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me..
Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy



Decent battle. Uncle had more quotes.




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Old 05-02-07, 08:51 PM   #11
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Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches
Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin
jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang
When whole surfin movies could be filmed
On your wavey ass front bangs


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But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me..
Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy
Nd your a horny fucker no doubt, please refrain from the friction son
But ya showing a sign of improvement... by holding up ya conviction one

V/uncle phil he gets my vote his verse overall was more entertaining with punchs an personals on jesse james pic an back ground aplha had couple of solid lines that hit but he fell off in most parts of his verse
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Old 05-02-07, 10:19 PM   #12
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Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches
Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin
jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease
Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees

Vss

But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me..
Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy
Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout
U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth.

got phil winnin.,..

V// Phill more quioteables, bothy quoteables on each side good
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Old 05-03-07, 10:10 AM   #13
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Yo you a pussy... other than that I dont know who kid is...
Battlin Ted Bundy though?1st use wikipedia.. see what I do 2 bitches
Look at him he's dangerous? you've got to be kiddin
jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease
Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees


.vs.


But i'm hot with the 9... so don't even attempt to push me..
Cuz you are what you eat... so basically ya just a scared pussy
Nd jesse james is a ladies man while ur just akward, dont ignore clout
U let that last victim live...... social stigma dick in YOUR mouth.


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Everyone fuckin hates you, and at least I was respected in the county
I ain't gonna kill you, just flip Ted around and collect the bounty

^seriously. i don't have any idea why no one caught that.



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Old 05-03-07, 10:18 AM   #14
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jesse got such a baby face... lil wayne wanna kiss him
An that ole ass hairstyle...man thats uhh somethang
When whole surfin movies could be filmed
On your wavey ass front bangs
So he stay warmin the bench... he gettin merked with ease
Only time JJ get up.. is when grant hill hurts his knees

vs.

Nothin'

Phil, wasn't feelin' any of ur verse at first, bur ur last 3 bars were nice. I thought u didn't know any NBA shit? lol, apparently u do after the JJ Reddick line. Cum line was funny too, but still, a cum line. Alpha, wasn't feelin' anythin' from u, prolly cuz this was a key so I understand. U had a lot of played shit in there. U are what u eat, sign of improvement, TB shot.. yea, seen all those things before. I'm sure u'll come better next week with more effort, but for this battle...

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Old 05-03-07, 10:43 AM   #15
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Uncil Phil WINS 4-2
Alphabetized LOSES 4-3
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