Introduction

Hey, guys. It's Kirk. I don't plan on putting very many big words into this or being very serious. This week was alright, if you decide to not look at the two no-show battles and a huge confusion in the contendership match. Hopefully, we won't have that problem again. I altered the rules a bit to help further understand them and stuff. But anyway, there were some really close battles, and really one-sided battles. No in between. But I'm not gonna ramble. Check it out.




Battle Reviews

Kirk vs. Flight - Heavyweight Match

Finally got a final vote to decide. LFS gave the winning vote to Kirk. Now being that I was in this battle, I don't have much to say. Really close battle though. I think it could have gone either way. Good shit, Flight. I'm sure we'll see each other again.

Adam vs. JTR - Contendership Match

This was a confusing and disapointing battle. In the end, JTR took the no-show (but not subtraction of points due to the confusion) but decided to drop a drunken verse for everyone's amusement. To avoid this problem again I altered the rules to help solve problems like these. Adam has got his shot at the title now. Love you both you guys though. Except not in that way.

Lay Fear vs. Malicious

This was a very one-sided battle. Lay Fear dropped his usual verse, some sick punches here and there with a bit of swag to it. He told me Malicious used to be a killer battler, but apparently he hasn't worked off the rust just yet. Hopefully next week we'll see what he is truly made of.

LFS vs. Intangible

This was a pretty good battle. Most of the voters thought that Intangible could have taken this if he had a couple more hard hitting punches, but what he had just wasn't enough to overwhelm him. LFS came a bit harder, as he does every week and edged it out with his humor and wit. With these battles elevating so quickly, there's no telling how sick they'll be towards the end of the season.

King Solo vs. Big Chase

This was also another one-sided battle. Big Chase was accidentally given a battle this week after signing out, but agreed to show anyway. King Solo droppedpretty early and tossed out a few of his clever punches to capture the win. Big Chase then dropped a mediocre verse that looked like he spent no time on. Solo took this one easy. Thanks for showing though Chase.

Satan vs. Big Picture

Double no-show. HUGE cunt move.

Dickard vs. Ramcees

Double no-show. HUGE cunt move (on Dickard's part). Ramcees is still cool.




Top Punches
One or two from each battle.

shit, i've got a stronghold on this one, there's no way you're going to push by
yeah, you have the tidal, so its only fitting you get a big wave goodbye
Flight vs. Kirk

This fag gets no pussy. Nowadays he ain't even sayin' that it's bullshit,
E.T. ain't had finger action since the 80's and even then it was with school kids.
Kirk vs. Flight

Been trying to soar for years, seen you at your best and your worst.
But Josh, you'll never catch Flight...
.........................................unless he loses to Kirk.
Adam vs. JTR

i mean look at the evidence, no one in vtl see you winnin dude,
seriously the only one who picked me to lose this battle was you,
LFS vs. Intangible

Your mother gets around..she's always reeling to scream.
And this is a bigger Ma - Lay matchup..then the night ya were really conceived.
Lay Fear vs. Malicious

& you ‘n ur boys handle the smoke.. kid, get back to reality
only way you pass the dutch is by way of a technicality
King Solo vs. Big Chase




Battle of the Week








Verse of the Weak






Power Rankings
Edited after battles closed

1. Kirk - "Mr. Consistent" barely won it this week. He'll have to try extra hard next week to keep the title in his hands.

2. Flight - Even after the loss, we all know that Flight is a deadly texter and will be going after that belt as soon as he gets the chance.

3. Lay Fear - Working his way to the top, slowly but surely. All he has to do is take out King Solo and he'll get his chance.

4. Adam - Brushing some of the rust off, Adam is getting back into his old school "I'll embarrass you" mood over time.

5. King Solo - He's not cocky, he's confident. Okay, he's cocky. But he has reason too coming with his witty and clever punches.




Outro

More will be edited as the champ match is closed. Such as the power ranking descriptions, the actual ranks, and the battle review. Also will be putting up battle predictions, the battles, and reviewing last weeks battle predictions and adding points according to who was correct. Let's try to come hard this week, and try to vote on all the battles. Looking foward to this week. So turn on, tune in, and drop out.

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i got a couple things to do but ill vote in the champ match in a couple hours or so unless someone else does by then

Sorry if the mag. was kinda half assed.

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1. Kirk - "Mr. Consistent" barely won it this week. He'll have to try extra hard next week to keep the title in his hands.

^ Oh, don't give me this bullshit.

/Oh, don't use this as a punch.

Herb.

LMFAO!! I've only just realised what he said.

He said next week he'll have to try extra hard, thus implying that he is going to breeze by you Adam.

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You're the herb. And by herb, I mean cool guy.

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Damn you for not putting me higher in the power rankings.

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Damn you.... for something or other.

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^ I heard you were fat. Is it true?

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For sure. Mega fat. Except not.

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Hahaha, nah he's talking about this week, I was just hating on myself.

It's cool/emo, your favourite.

Word, but read in context it suggest that he thinks you are a gay homo fag with garbage skills. But, @ least you are still sexy.

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Dude, beat Lay so I can beat you next week.

That's awfully confident.

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Nah, awfully sarcastic.