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Lateness = -2 votes even IF your opponent allows you to post late.
Max. extension = 24 hours, to be granted by your opponent.

Line limits:
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Voting:
Must post THREE links of you voting into your check in, or its minus ONE vote for each missing link. If you want to win, then vote or you will most likely lose.

Goodluck.

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Fear

Lmao, how did he get into the champ match by no showing?

Edit: Oh, he posted yesterday.

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LFS was the one who no showed, jtr posted a verse.

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Fear

Im going 26 lines, match me.

Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
I smash this chump, in a fight he'd prolly start to cry if I was steppin
Then his body would get more Goosebumps then an R.L. Stine collection
My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket
Jack's pimp, amazin in bed & slayin ya mommy: a slut who’s broken from sex
I thought Pitfall was a game for Atari until ya mom spread open her legs
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoes
Girls hate you & boo, my girls amazing in bed, I get the greatest of sex
Only time Kirk's bitch is off the chain is when he's dating his pet
& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out
Just cry and pout cuz ur cheap, ugly, get no pussy, you’re wack and lame
& ur eyes are sooooo Krusty they could make Bart & Lisa laugh for days
Plus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
Speaking of aliens he WISHES girls would be choking on his dingdong
But listen Kirk i aint talkin Startrek when i say ull never get a chick to Klingon
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits
Haha, and i can drop fake personals and win cuz you aint lethal or got skill
And stunt like such a jackass you could co-star with Steve-O & Knoxville
On the real ur bitch had my throat in a gag, anorexic lookn like bones in a bag
But yo, where the fuck did Layfear find a pic of ur bitch to post in the mag??

I hate being predicted to lose, y'all musta forgot!!

You brought the thunder, cat. Expected as much since your girl is a cheap whore,
Cause I'm always standin' over that bitch yellin' "HOOE," waving my meat sword,
Bro, you think you got fans but your performance causes rooms to be empty,
With only one bitch on the floor screamin' "JOSHUA... sorry excuse for an MC,"
And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway,
You got a loss and round two you're droppin' with vengeance but fuck it dude,
Everybody still laughs at your second coming... as soon as a bitch touches you,
You broke bitch. Can't afford food or water so you're worthless to me, dawg,
I didn't know how you survive... then I saw how many fuckin' verses you feed off,
And as for no-shows? You'll debate that they're scared to fuck with a fine, g,
Don't worry faggot, I'll face you... Just for the fact that I don't trust you behind me,
And Jacks a late bloomer. All the bitches deny you cause you're weak and slow,
Shit... You only JUST now tore up a Taco for the first time three weeks ago,
I bet you think your lines are stonin' me and somehow this dudes a rebel,
But how can you pass as a serial killer, when all you do is throw fruity pebbles?
And I heard you do karate or some shit. It's lie so don't say that noise isn't,
But you prolly do tae bo......ws in your hair and hope that the boys dig it,
Reusin' old concepts and shit, man. Doin' that bro, you're fightin' for last,
I'd think you were tryin to reduce ya carbon footprint, how you recycle your trash,
This battle is bullshit and Jack knows it. You even having a power rank's trash,
I bet your proud riding the coat tails of a no-show all the way to the champ match,
Now, race isn't an issue in this statement. But pedo you better recognize,
You a cracker, jack. Wantin' little boys diggin' inside you for a "special prize,"
And with that verse you might get one vote. But whoever thinks ya dope is wrong,
You better just hope I don't leave links to the other battles that I voted on.



That's the only chance you got, SON.

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Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
nah. laz used a gassin up line against lay and i didn't really feel that one. too played.
I smash this chump, in a fight he'd prolly start to cry if I was steppin
Then his body would get more Goosebumps then an R.L. Stine collection
wordplay ok, overall wording was flawed and stopped a good punch from being a great punch
My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket
lmao, so wrong and yet so funny
Jack's pimp, amazin in bed & slayin ya mommy: a slut who’s broken from sex
I thought Pitfall was a game for Atari until ya mom spread open her legs
i dropped a similar bar using basically the same concept over on RBL so it loses its appeal to me
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoes
too simple, wording needs to be better
Girls hate you & boo, my girls amazing in bed, I get the greatest of sex
Only time Kirk's bitch is off the chain is when he's dating his pet
LMAO! i was thinking of doing a punch like this before, never did though.. damn you for stealing it
& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out
lol, corny but it works
Just cry and pout cuz ur cheap, ugly, get no pussy, you’re wack and lame
& ur eyes are sooooo Krusty they could make Bart & Lisa laugh for days
nah, not feeling this
Plus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
ok, i guess
Speaking of aliens he WISHES girls would be choking on his dingdong
But listen Kirk i aint talkin Startrek when i say ull never get a chick to Klingon
NO. klingon wordplay was gay when it wasnt played
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits
LMFAO! funny as fuck man
Haha, and i can drop fake personals and win cuz you aint lethal or got skill
And stunt like such a jackass you could co-star with Steve-O & Knoxville
pretty decent
On the real ur bitch had my throat in a gag, anorexic lookn like bones in a bag
But yo, where the fuck did Layfear find a pic of ur bitch to post in the mag??
nah, you didn't use the mag shit effective enough

Well, I thought this was a decent verse. Honestly, Josh has dropped a lot better before (example: the weedhead battle). He started off a little slow and I think had to find his swagger. That came around the middle where he had some nice shit, a couple of not so great punches and then he finished strong... however the closer wasn't nearly as good as it could've been. Overall though, a fairly strong verse.


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You brought the thunder, cat. Expected as much since your girl is a cheap whore,
Cause I'm always standin' over that bitch yellin' "HOOE," waving my meat sword,
i've dropped the thundercats wordplay before, but i'll be the first to admit that you flipped it better than me.. LMFAO @ this punch
Bro, you think you got fans but your performance causes rooms to be empty,
With only one bitch on the floor screamin' "JOSHUA... sorry excuse for an MC,"
decent, these punches seem to be a trademark of yours
And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway,
nah, played and weak
You got a loss and round two you're droppin' with vengeance but fuck it dude,
Everybody still laughs at your second coming... as soon as a bitch touches you,
it made me laugh, but it is pretty played
You broke bitch. Can't afford food or water so you're worthless to me, dawg,
I didn't know how you survive... then I saw how many fuckin' verses you feed off,
rhyming was iffy.. punch could've been worded better
And as for no-shows? You'll debate that they're scared to fuck with a fine, g,
Don't worry faggot, I'll face you... Just for the fact that I don't trust you behind me,
lol, this is the third gay joke bar i've seen in the VTL this week and all of them have been funny
And Jacks a late bloomer. All the bitches deny you cause you're weak and slow,
Shit... You only JUST now tore up a Taco for the first time three weeks ago,
lol, this was pretty clever
I bet you think your lines are stonin' me and somehow this dudes a rebel,
But how can you pass as a serial killer, when all you do is throw fruity pebbles?
nah, not feeling this
And I heard you do karate or some shit. It's lie so don't say that noise isn't,
But you prolly do tae bo......ws in your hair and hope that the boys dig it,
ok, pushing it with the gay jokes but this was pretty funny
Reusin' old concepts and shit, man. Doin' that bro, you're fightin' for last,
I'd think you were tryin to reduce ya carbon footprint, how you recycle your trash,
no, just plain gay
This battle is bullshit and Jack knows it. You even having a power rank's trash,
I bet your proud riding the coat tails of a no-show all the way to the champ match,
could've been better, but ok
Now, race isn't an issue in this statement. But pedo you better recognize,
You a cracker, jack. Wantin' little boys diggin' inside you for a "special prize,"
really pushing it with the gay jokes.. but damn @ this punch making me laugh to, lol
And with that verse you might get one vote. But whoever thinks ya dope is wrong,
You better just hope I don't leave links to the other battles that I voted on.
weak closer

Damn, Kirk dropped a solid verse this week. I have gone on about how gay jokes are played, but I've seen two flipped nice in Lay vs. Laz battle and 3 flipped cool in this battle by Kirk alone. He pushed the limit, if he dropped a 4th I would be like " HELL NO!" His verse started off with the funniest line of the battle, then he fell off a little but picked it up towards the end and finished strong, with the exception of his weak ass closer.


By my count this battle is close as fuck. But, I don't think it is battle of the week material for the inconsistencies. I do believe that Lay and Laz dropped more consistent verses and that is why their battle edged this one for the best of the week. Regardless, this was a solid battle with a lot of humour in it. Josh is starting to show some of that classic humour that made him one of the better battlers on this site. However, by my count he had 6 bars that I thought were decent and Kirk surprisingly had 7... he really brought it this week.

Fucking hell, will somebody beat this chump already.

Vote: Kirk

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Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
Descent, but seen alot stuff on gas and econonmy into punches
I smash this chump, in a fight he'd prolly start to cry if I was steppin
Then his body would get more Goosebumps then an R.L. Stine collection
Nice wordplay
My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket
Nice
Jack's pimp, amazin in bed & slayin ya mommy: a slut who’s broken from sex
I thought Pitfall was a game for Atari until ya mom spread open her legs
sex/legs barely rhyme man, but this was original so it til connected
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoes
lol
Girls hate you & boo, my girls amazing in bed, I get the greatest of sex
Only time Kirk's bitch is off the chain is when he's dating his pet
descent, i used a similar concept a while back
& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out
nice
Just cry and pout cuz ur cheap, ugly, get no pussy, you’re wack and lame
& ur eyes are sooooo Krusty they could make Bart & Lisa laugh for days
dope man
Plus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
barely descent
Speaking of aliens he WISHES girls would be choking on his dingdong
But listen Kirk i aint talkin Startrek when i say ull never get a chick to Klingon
nice
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits
nice
Haha, and i can drop fake personals and win cuz you aint lethal or got skill
And stunt like such a jackass you could co-star with Steve-O & Knoxville
lol
On the real ur bitch had my throat in a gag, anorexic lookn like bones in a bag
But yo, where the fuck did Layfear find a pic of ur bitch to post in the mag??
descent



verses



You brought the thunder, cat. Expected as much since your girl is a cheap whore,
Cause I'm always standin' over that bitch yellin' "HOOE," waving my meat sword,
descent
Bro, you think you got fans but your performance causes rooms to be empty,
With only one bitch on the floor screamin' "JOSHUA... sorry excuse for an MC,"
lol
And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway,
lol
You got a loss and round two you're droppin' with vengeance but fuck it dude,
Everybody still laughs at your second coming... as soon as a bitch touches you,
descent
You broke bitch. Can't afford food or water so you're worthless to me, dawg,
I didn't know how you survive... then I saw how many fuckin' verses you feed off,
descent
And as for no-shows? You'll debate that they're scared to fuck with a fine, g,
Don't worry faggot, I'll face you... Just for the fact that I don't trust you behind me,
nice
And Jacks a late bloomer. All the bitches deny you cause you're weak and slow,
Shit... You only JUST now tore up a Taco for the first time three weeks ago,
barely descent
I bet you think your lines are stonin' me and somehow this dudes a rebel,
But how can you pass as a serial killer, when all you do is throw fruity pebbles?
barely descentkl
And I heard you do karate or some shit. It's lie so don't say that noise isn't,
But you prolly do tae bo......ws in your hair and hope that the boys dig it,
nice
Reusin' old concepts and shit, man. Doin' that bro, you're fightin' for last,
I'd think you were tryin to reduce ya carbon footprint, how you recycle your trash,
barely descent
This battle is bullshit and Jack knows it. You even having a power rank's trash,
I bet your proud riding the coat tails of a no-show all the way to the champ match,
barely descent, seen the concept before
Now, race isn't an issue in this statement. But pedo you better recognize,
You a cracker, jack. Wantin' little boys diggin' inside you for a "special prize,"
lol
And with that verse you might get one vote. But whoever thinks ya dope is wrong,
You better just hope I don't leave links to the other battles that I voted on.
barely descent

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Of course this will be the battle of the week. You guys both showed an enormous amount of strength in this champ match. I felt that JTR had a more consistent verse so:

Vote - JTR

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The B.E.S.T. Crew


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Voting stands at 1 - 1.

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Fear

My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket

& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out

vs.

And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway

And I heard you do karate or some shit. It's lie so don't say that noise isn't,
But you prolly do tae bo......ws in your hair and hope that the boys dig it,

Now, race isn't an issue in this statement. But pedo you better recognize,
You a cracker, jack. Wantin' little boys diggin' inside you for a "special prize,"

v/JTR


Aside from quoting punches, you need to leave feedback on who you thought won..an why. And it really doesn make sense how you quoted 2 of J's punches an 3 of Kirks but voted for J. If you feel J one, quote more..if not fix your vote. An certainly add that feedback or I will allow it to be dq'd by Sunday Midnight.

-Lay

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just dont count that last vote dude, it's 1-1

You're such a love machine.

P.S.-Good battle.

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Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoesPlus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits

JT, not too bad man, flowed great, which some people say doesn't exist in text, but fuck, a smooth read man... for consistency and efficiency, kinda thought you bogged her in the middle, had a couple bars which didn't really hit because they just didn't go with the rest of the verse, honestly that pet line was garbage, lol, 3 bars in the middle kinda ruined it for me.

to start off, opener was not bad, but you stretched a bit far.

Bro, you think you got fans but your performance causes rooms to be empty,
With only one bitch on the floor screamin' "JOSHUA... sorry excuse for an MC,"
And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway,
And as for no-shows? You'll debate that they're scared to fuck with a fine, g,
Don't worry faggot, I'll face you... Just for the fact that I don't trust you behind me,
And Jacks a late bloomer. All the bitches deny you cause you're weak and slow,
Shit... You only JUST now tore up a Taco for the first time three weeks ago

^^yeah, the next bar was forced wordplay, just so you know

there was a couple more quotables, but overall i think kirk finished off stronger/consistent... honestly i thought JT would've had it, but some of his punches i just didn't like, he didn't keep to dissin' kirk straight up, which i think kirk took the advantage in... personals

close match, i'm taking kirk though.

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The Establishment
I am the Batman.

Quit actin up like I need massive luck, Jack’s a nut, plus Kirk is ass and sucks
Yo Lay! You really oughtta let the oil prices drop before you gas him up
This is an ok line, but I already dropped the gassin up shit this week.
I smash this chump, in a fight he'd prolly start to cry if I was steppin
Then his body would get more Goosebumps then an R.L. Stine collection
This was weak, to corny and childish.
My mind's a weapon, why u steppin? Get ya spinal severed and cracked bitch
Kirk wants to flirt with death so bad I’ll leave condoms in his casket
Ok, this made me giggle.
Jack's pimp, amazin in bed & slayin ya mommy: a slut who’s broken from sex
I thought Pitfall was a game for Atari until ya mom spread open her legs
No dude, just no. This was fucking stupid.
Blazin the set? This cheap dummy's as played as it gets & a flavourless noob
Whose verses are sooooo old fashioned
..they should rock leather jackets & gator skin shoes
HELL NO! This is fucking majorly played.
Girls hate you & boo, my girls amazing in bed, I get the greatest of sex
Only time Kirk's bitch is off the chain is when he's dating his pet
Kind of funny, could've done with better wording.
& is he gangsta? LOL sure, you can catch him in his basement hiding out
Cuz he’s stolen cars & shot people
…in GTA4 and doesn’t want his strict parents finding out
Too stretched in the punchline.
Just cry and pout cuz ur cheap, ugly, get no pussy, you’re wack and lame
& ur eyes are sooooo Krusty they could make Bart & Lisa laugh for days
Basic wording and the punch wasn't great either.
Plus your ass is gay, it’s no wonder why bitches aint nailin him
And are more scared to get tongued then Lieutenant Ripley was in Alien
Again, wrong wording let this punch down.
Speaking of aliens he WISHES girls would be choking on his dingdong
But listen Kirk i aint talkin Startrek when i say ull never get a chick to Klingon
What the fuck!?! People are still using klingon wordplay, takes me back to my 02 days.
U won't ever get ya fling on unless I help you out, I swear I’m a pimp!
Besides I see you need some training brah
since that’s what chicks u get wear on their tits
Lol, this was funny. Good shit bro.
Haha, and i can drop fake personals and win cuz you aint lethal or got skill
And stunt like such a jackass you could co-star with Steve-O & Knoxville
Wording was a bit basic, but general punch was cool.
On the real ur bitch had my throat in a gag, anorexic lookn like bones in a bag
But yo, where the fuck did Layfear find a pic of ur bitch to post in the mag??
Nah, this was a garbage closer friend.


VS.


You brought the thunder, cat. Expected as much since your girl is a cheap whore,
Cause I'm always standin' over that bitch yellin' "HOOE," waving my meat sword,
Yeah, this is fucking stupid. It sounds like something a 5 year old would say.
Bro, you think you got fans but your performance causes rooms to be empty,
With only one bitch on the floor screamin' "JOSHUA... sorry excuse for an MC,"
These punches were what the shit dudes used to post 4 years ago.
And lmao at you crying about a no-show. That just proves you're a sore gay,
I ain't seen a bitch fit that bad since your chick tried to step through a doorway,
Umm, no. A fat joke = PLAYED!
You got a loss and round two you're droppin' with vengeance but fuck it dude,
Everybody still laughs at your second coming... as soon as a bitch touches you,
This was played and corny as fuck.
You broke bitch. Can't afford food or water so you're worthless to me, dawg,
I didn't know how you survive... then I saw how many fuckin' verses you feed off,
Again bro, stop dropping played shit.
And as for no-shows? You'll debate that they're scared to fuck with a fine, g,
Don't worry faggot, I'll face you... Just for the fact that I don't trust you behind me,
Nah, this flip was done back in like '03.
And Jacks a late bloomer. All the bitches deny you cause you're weak and slow,
Shit... You only JUST now tore up a Taco for the first time three weeks ago,
I don't get it. There is a dude called Taco in this league, but this punch is pretty lost on me. Sorry bro.
I bet you think your lines are stonin' me and somehow this dudes a rebel,
But how can you pass as a serial killer, when all you do is throw fruity pebbles?
This was fucking garbage man.
And I heard you do karate or some shit. It's lie so don't say that noise isn't,
But you prolly do tae bo......ws in your hair and hope that the boys dig it,
This gay joke was fucking pointless, you only get one per battle by my books and this is your second.
Reusin' old concepts and shit, man. Doin' that bro, you're fightin' for last,
I'd think you were tryin to reduce ya carbon footprint, how you recycle your trash,
Huh, this is majorly overdone by now, right?
This battle is bullshit and Jack knows it. You even having a power rank's trash,
I bet your proud riding the coat tails of a no-show all the way to the champ match,
Personal I guess, but it was pretty basic.
Now, race isn't an issue in this statement. But pedo you better recognize,
You a cracker, jack. Wantin' little boys diggin' inside you for a "special prize,"
OMFG! ANOTHER GAY JOKE!
And with that verse you might get one vote. But whoever thinks ya dope is wrong,
You better just hope I don't leave links to the other battles that I voted on.
Nah, the swagger was present but it was weak.



So yeah, like, I don't mean to be rude or anything but how in fucking gods name is Kirk your champion. His verse had 3 gay jokes and countless played bars. I mean, reading it was like taking a trip back to 02-03 era of text battling. JTR didn't drop much of anything, he had like a couple of bars I thought were mildly funny. Kirk only had to come with about 3 bars of heat and he would've took this, but he just dropped complete trash. I've battled since like 2000, so I like to think I know what is outdated or poorly worded and so I hope you don't think I am trying to be a bastard or anything. Kirk's verse was a tedious read of played shit and JTR's was an average read with a couple of decent moments.

v/ - JTR, he took this battle with fucking ease man.