ok nigga

15 - 30 lines
15 minute limit
no haters
no crew
no bullshit

i spit first

watch your mouth, irish spring boy.....................................
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BRING IT.

Fucked Up, messed up twisted action,
You Brain Cells mutate wit a chemical reaction,
Wearin a treach coat at bitches u flashin,
Your withered penis, THen I be lashin~,
Yo ass when I break an enter your crib wit force,
Creepin thru yo sentimentals like stealth force~but worse
When I'm stabbin you I ain't show remorse,
Dicing you up till u fat body retorts,
I'm the muthafuckin master of the rap universe,
Breakin ur bones like skeletor wit every verse,
You be more like britney spears than muthafuckin Fred Durst,
Picketing Interscope to fuck his ass so it hurts,
You resemble a chicken in heat walkin the streets,
Chicken head sucking every cock for treats,
Like R Kelly u be buyin bags of sweets,
CONCENTRATIN ON HOME MOVIES INSTEAD OF YO BEATS,
Whats this trippin flob ur spittin?
U under suspicion~All yo shit is prewritten,
Whirlwind kickin like Jackie Chan now u tiltin,
Fuck the beer, I'll SERVE you a verbal kickin,
wHEN U BATTLE MUTHAFUCKA U SHOULD BE TIMED,
YO SHIT AIN'T DOPE, SUSPENCIBLE, INTELLINGENT OR RYHMED,
nigga IF I WAS DEAF OR BLIND ~
I WOULD'NT LISTEN TO YO SHIT IF U HAD A VERSION IN BRAILLE OR SIGN,
NIGGA, you been a easy battle, so I'll end this with a BIG thankyou, u where to muthafuckin kind.

UPPIN 4 VOTES
U GOT WHAT?

NIGGA U RUNNIN OUTTA TIME********************************************** **************************************** HURRY UP I GOT BITCHES TOO SEE, ITS NEARLY 9.00 PM HERE AND I GOTTA GO DRINK GUINESS

put my styles on hold like the operator
once you old enuff to understand ‘em, I’ll just knock you later
my rap’s reptilian - I’m a brilliant teacher
but I match styles worth while with my chameleon features
people always sayin’ my punches got work to do
so - ima take your advice now and start merkin’ you
bitch you just turned legal drinkin' irish whiskey
your shit's 'fresh out the bottle' when your weak spit hits me
talkin' bout slicin' me up - all the swipes that you'd take
you couldn't 'grab Aim' if i handed you the toothpaste
ya breath stink like you are what you eat
it ain’t no pussy, bitch - cuz you’re chompin’ on ‘dude-meat’
like makin' pornos all you do is the guys
all i gotta say is FUCK IRELAND - try an american disguise
this shit's too easy - puttin' britney in rhymes
i'd tear that bitch up in a second - like you with these lines
go get ya green card and come overseas
you got bad manners, bitch - so 'bendover, please'

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GOOD BATTLE, MC PORN....WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

ok ... umm.. yea this wasnt really that impressive but then again maybe ive been spoiled...
the break down

MC porn- or watever ur name is... ya shitt seems forced an i dont know i jus wasnt feelin ya punches.. it jus seemed to come week

HooDat- over all you came kinda weak too but ya shit was harder than Porns.. you had good control of vocabulary an only really fell off in a few places... over all your flow was constant.... and easy to read...

vote- hoodat

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I dont know you you'lll see it on the vote thing
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damn MC porno you suck ass
i give it to HooDat cuz he came harder than you
Vote=HooDat .................................................. ............................................

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Damn this battle sucked but i am gonna give to Hoodat cause he attemted wordplay.......................................... .....................keep it up kids

UPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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UPPIN - I CAN VOTE NOW SO HIT THIS BATTLE UP AND I'LL HIT YOUR BATTLES AND GIVE YOU MY OPINIONS. ----