Hi.. im sek-c

this time im doing 2 interviews cause im twice as dope as i was last
week...anyways..read this or i will eat you.


Sureal

NwPirrelivance: how would you like
NwPirrelivance: to be interviewed for the mag?
The Sureal One: i would love it
NwPirrelivance: dopeness
NwPirrelivance: *puts on fancy interview goggles*
NwPirrelivance: yeah goggles
The Sureal One: make it start with something witty... aka... let me
start,
hoe
NwPirrelivance: shut the fuck up.
NwPirrelivance: ^witty enough?
.............................
.............................

(talking about nothing to do with the mag)

The Sureal One: ...And Then The Bitch Came Over Right, And Sat Down
Beside
Me, Dropped Her Panties And Fisted Herself..
NwPirrelivance: wow that mustve been dope.
The Sureal One: yea i think it was cam's mom
NwPirrelivance: lmao
The Sureal One: sounds dope
NwPirrelivance: ok then..fuck a prewritten were gonna freestyle this
biotch
NwPirrelivance: that means..i have no questions :-(
NwPirrelivance: ok
The Sureal One: ok
The Sureal One: and i have no answers
NwPirrelivance: how do you feel about you not being in charge of the
LLL
anymore?
The Sureal One: im the one that gave it up, cuz i was sick of all the
bitching and shit, im alot more comfortable with Sacred Scriptures
NwPirrelivance: it wasnt taken from you?
The Sureal One: no, i talked to brandon, and he wanted me to keep it,
cuz if
JAE had it, it would be corrupt, but i said i dont give a fuck, so then
i
said i wasnted ss, cuz all the lazy fucks werent doing shit in it
The Sureal One: so he gave it to ToNe-E
The Sureal One: but who doesnt 'give it' to tony ;-)
NwPirrelivance: <---doesnt.
NwPirrelivance: Tony mostly give it to me
The Sureal One: word @ that
The Sureal One: Kung Fu Ass Mother Fucking Puerto Rican In This Bitch
NwPirrelivance: werd.
The Sureal One: oh i have one important thing to say..
The Sureal One: cam's a fag
NwPirrelivance: lmao
The Sureal One: Oh WHAT!?!?!~~?!~
NwPirrelivance: Do you think that ToNe has done a good job so far?
The Sureal One: yes, tony has done a very good job with the league, i
like
the changes being made to, i was just too fucking lazy to do that shit
NwPirrelivance: werd.
The Sureal One: you say werd. alot..
NwPirrelivance: werd.
The Sureal One: does it make you feel happy or something?
NwPirrelivance: i get off on it.
NwPirrelivance: who is the best battler in the league right now?
The Sureal One: best battler in the league right now.. hmmm
The Sureal One: *goes to look at league*
The Sureal One: i think that... cave, evolve, cam, and tony..
NwPirrelivance: if Cave would ever show.
The Sureal One: are the best in the league if they apply themselves
The Sureal One: word!
NwPirrelivance: how about..best battler on the site?
The Sureal One: oh most definetley those cats from 'Murder Inc' ..
We The I-N-C- Nigga
NwPirrelivance: werd! its MURRDDDAAAHHH
The Sureal One: naw, on the real thats a hard one to call tho
NwPirrelivance: agreed.
The Sureal One: cuz we got some old faces showing up again (av, chrit,
knightshade) and i havent seen if they have improved or shit like that
The Sureal One: but definetely not you 8-)or me :'(
NwPirrelivance: i know it isnt me
NwPirrelivance: what about
NwPirrelivance: Amend?
NwPirrelivance: he catches alot of shit..but i think hes fairly dope.
NwPirrelivance: even though hes like 47
The Sureal One: agreed^
The Sureal One: but he asnt shown me the skill that some of the other
cats
have
NwPirrelivance: ok..lightning round nucca
NwPirrelivance: you know the drill
NwPirrelivance: ready?
The Sureal One: no
The Sureal One: yes
NwPirrelivance: ok
NwPirrelivance: wack
The Sureal One: sex
NwPirrelivance: lmao
The Sureal One: hard
NwPirrelivance: Sacred Scriptures is heading...
The Sureal One: cam's mom on a beach in the caribean stroking herself
ever
so gently
NwPirrelivance: lmao
The Sureal One: harder
The Sureal One: try again
NwPirrelivance: Sureal is..
The Sureal One: me
NwPirrelivance: Sureal is wacker than...
NwPirrelivance: gotcha!
NwPirrelivance: ha!
The Sureal One: cheese
NwPirrelivance: damn.
The Sureal One: i was blowing my nose, and licking my hoes
The Sureal One: dudeage
The Sureal One: damn
The Sureal One: beaver
NwPirrelivance: if i could describe RB in one word it would be..
The Sureal One: over-rated
The Sureal One: lol
NwPirrelivance: the Regime..
The Sureal One: dopeness with a capital S
The Sureal One: ya heard!
NwPirrelivance: thats not one word nucca
The Sureal One: dopenesS
NwPirrelivance: werd.
NwPirrelivance: and with that
NwPirrelivance: we shall conclude this interview
The Sureal One: why
The Sureal One: fucking oreo, keep going
NwPirrelivance: cause i cant think of anything else
NwPirrelivance: :-(
The Sureal One: im sorry
NwPirrelivance: ok...
NwPirrelivance: hmm
The Sureal One: (isnt really sorry)
The Sureal One: ;-)
NwPirrelivance: (wants to go wack off)
The Sureal One: (is already)
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: ok..
The Sureal One: (can barely see your message on the screen)
The Sureal One: damn whiteshit all over... like a country club
NwPirrelivance: ok..what do you think of RBs status as apposed to vet
sites
such as RNR and RTM..
NwPirrelivance: ?
The Sureal One: vet sites my ass, rb is better
The Sureal One: sometimes i like to watch old hawaii 5-0 re-runs and
twiddle
my asshole with black licorice dipped in cheesewhiz...
NwPirrelivance: me too!
NwPirrelivance: on the reals now..
The Sureal One: cyber?
NwPirrelivance: yes please
The Sureal One: *turns into morbid*
The Sureal One: Muahaha
NwPirrelivance: *runs away*




13th...


NwPirrelivance: once again...im freestyling this biotch.
NwPirrelivance: ok..
cshep79: word to ur mother
NwPirrelivance: you catch alot of heat from people such as Camarac and
the
like despite the fact that you hold victories over most of them..your
comments?
cshep79: those cats hate on me despite the fact that i spanked most of
them......and with that fact......they still find some reason why i
won....for example.....swaying and dick ryders....but the truth
is.....as
much as they bitch about dick ryding.......axl...cam....tony...and we
know
the rest of them....ride each other more than anybody on RB
NwPirrelivance: fair enough...
cshep79: i believe they cybered wit each other more than masterblaster
cybered wit morbid
cshep79: just an opinion...
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: who do you think is the best battler in the LLL?
cshep79: it depends on who is actually in the LLL at that
time......but....i
would have to say.....G.hod....he got nice wordplay and punches...
NwPirrelivance: RB?
cshep79: hmmmm......theres alot of talent out there......so...i can't
really
say best......but for a battler in text......i would say someone i
enjoy
readin is Amend,Evolve,and G.hod
cshep79: i guess thats more than one person......eh....
NwPirrelivance: its all good...no one can really answer that question
NwPirrelivance: everybody says like 9 people
NwPirrelivance: : /
cshep79: i woulda gave more.......but thats right off back
NwPirrelivance: why did you leave the LLL?
cshep79: because.......i got tired of all the
bullshit....crying.....and
gettin lined up wit newbs.....i like a real challenge so i can give it
everything i have....if i see i'm lined up against someone who's
wack.....i'd rather just lose....then even drop a good verse
cshep79: but i checked back in...cuz i see tony did some cuts....
NwPirrelivance: dope.
cshep79: maybe i could get Tony to ghostwrite for me if i cyber wit
him...ur
thoughts?
cshep79: i'm pretty hot...
NwPirrelivance: <---cybers with ToNe all the time
NwPirrelivance: <---best ghoswriter alive.
NwPirrelivance: did you see my verse i ghostwrit for SKiddlez?
cshep79: yeah......i seen that shit........what a dumb jew..........
cshep79: isn't skiddlez the one who wanted to have phone sex wit
u?...begged
for u number in chat?
NwPirrelivance: lmao
NwPirrelivance: yep
NwPirrelivance: FUCK YOU MENTAL, I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WHILE SHE WAS IN
THE
HOSPITALS OF MENTALS!
REMEMBER WHEN YOU DROPPED YOUR PENCIL IN CLASS AND YOU CRIED? WELL...NO
YOU
DIE!
YOU LIED WHEN YOU SAID YOUR MOM HAD A DIVORCE! YOU SPEAK IN CODE..AND
ITS
NOT MORSE!
I HOPE YOU FUCK A HORSE...THEN I CAN CALL YOU ILL-MENTAL THE FUCKER OF
HORSES!
FUCK YOU NIGGA I MAY BE A NIGGA BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FAGS IM BIGGA!
NwPirrelivance: i told him it was dope and he posted it
NwPirrelivance: lmao
NwPirrelivance: he got slipped cuz of that
NwPirrelivance: <---dope
NwPirrelivance: ok...lightning round
NwPirrelivance: i say something
NwPirrelivance: you say the first thing that comes to mind
NwPirrelivance: ok
cshep79: word to ur mother funky fresh.....
NwPirrelivance: If i could change one thing about RB it would be..
cshep79: dick ryders and fucked up votes
NwPirrelivance: werd..
cshep79: to ur mother
NwPirrelivance: If i could slip anybody it would be..
cshep79: all of frontlines
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: handicap
NwPirrelivance: 79 vs. 1
NwPirrelivance: 5 bucks on you
cshep79: word
NwPirrelivance: ok
NwPirrelivance: Best crew on Rb..
cshep79: :-)....regime....what?!
NwPirrelivance: werd.
cshep79: U.T. is ill though........;-)
NwPirrelivance: lol...those kids still think they arnt wack.
NwPirrelivance: heh
cshep79: who's the new leader of that crew?
NwPirrelivance: no one they all went to PA
cshep79: oh yeah.....
cshep79: we got a battle wit them
NwPirrelivance: oh G.Hod joined PA out of spite
NwPirrelivance: lmao
cshep79: LMAO.........thats some funny shit
cshep79: i should join NYG now that chrit is back.........lol
NwPirrelivance: lmao
NwPirrelivance: werd.
NwPirrelivance: alright teenth...i guess thisll do it...any comments
you
have to go out with?
cshep79: i could go out dissin cats and what not......but i'm not gonna
do
that.....i'll just leave out with this........RB needs to find a way to
put
an end to these voting rings and shit......cuz cats who shoulda won
battles
got dicked....I.E.....knucklehead vs NY Envy....Fgee vs Mortality and
what
not..........also.....Slips are coming....i got 3 lined in my
book.....and
got more on the list
cshep79: and.......
cshep79: Cam aka Vortex aka James Bondage aka ???? is a fuckin homo
cshep79: thats it
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: ok
NwPirrelivance: thanks dukes
cshep79: no doubt....keep it real u jive turkey and word to ur mother
funky
fresh
NwPirrelivance: werd.

just when you think it couldnt possible be anymore gangsta in
here..another
interview!

JayBallaPlaya15: ready when u are :-)
NwPirrelivance: hmm
NwPirrelivance: i thought you meant next week
NwPirrelivance: ok then
NwPirrelivance: here we go
NwPirrelivance: freestyleing this
JayBallaPlaya15: lol u can always save it slut
NwPirrelivance: as usual
JayBallaPlaya15: best way to do it rite there
JayBallaPlaya15: *sits in guest's chair*
JayBallaPlaya15: it's already warm...i like
NwPirrelivance: what do you think are some pros and cons of the new
hardcore
matches?
JayBallaPlaya15: unlimited bars and not knowing who ur opponent is
bringing
along to rip u a new asshole
NwPirrelivance: werd.
NwPirrelivance: who is the best battler in the LLL right now?
JayBallaPlaya15: either evolve or g. hod...hard to decide
NwPirrelivance: did you consider the recent additions of Bare Knuckle
and
Kassius?
JayBallaPlaya15: yea i did...kassius hasn't done much text in a long
ass
time...bare knuckle is good tho
NwPirrelivance: ah. where do you see Jay Pana 1 year from now in
relation to
rap?
JayBallaPlaya15: in college still at rapbattles merkin herbs...won't be
doin
text at all and fuckin ppl up in tha audio side
NwPirrelivance: do you plan to pursue rap as a career?
JayBallaPlaya15: nope not at all...i do find it funny that there's ppl
on rb
that's been rappin for years and i'm better than them
JayBallaPlaya15: *cough*t-square*cough*
NwPirrelivance: lol
JayBallaPlaya15: actually...i'll never get signed...i'm too lazy to
work on
demos and shit like that
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: who do you think is honestly
NwPirrelivance: the single best crew on RB right now?
JayBallaPlaya15: regime...and i'm not sayin this jus cuz i'm in tha
crew...it's fact
JayBallaPlaya15: lmao...i posted that in tha wrong window
JayBallaPlaya15: o well...atleast they know wut i think lol
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: who would win at a game of pool..Madonna or Christina
Aguilera?
JayBallaPlaya15: madonna...really i think she can hold a pool stick
with
that big ass gap between her teeth
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: werd.
NwPirrelivance: why are you so anti-pinkslip
NwPirrelivance: especially as of late?
JayBallaPlaya15: seriously...ppl like 13th took pink slip matches too
far...last time it got out of hand like this shadow was tha admin and
he
outlawed pink slip matches
JayBallaPlaya15: it's gotten pointless cuz everybody is tryna slip each
other for no reason...and even after they lose they still come back so
it
doesn't matter
NwPirrelivance: ah..ok...lightning round time nucca
NwPirrelivance: i say something...well you know the drill
JayBallaPlaya15: *holds penis*
NwPirrelivance: ready?
JayBallaPlaya15: ready!
NwPirrelivance: ok...
NwPirrelivance: if i could sleep with anyone it would be..
JayBallaPlaya15: chrit's mother
JayBallaPlaya15: lmao
NwPirrelivance: if i could change one thing about RB it would be..
JayBallaPlaya15: the end would make me admin and i'd ban a shit load of
herbs...IP style
NwPirrelivance: i get that response alot to that question..
NwPirrelivance: without a doubt..
JayBallaPlaya15: that's tha best answer to it
NwPirrelivance: who is the best..most sek-c-est freestlying interviewer
of
all time?
JayBallaPlaya15: my ol' g triple baxter d. wall...even tho i'd gladly
take
ur spot that way i can be sek-c and u can be a slut lol
NwPirrelivance: <--would love be your slut
NwPirrelivance: but yo ucould never be sek-c
NwPirrelivance: sorry
NwPirrelivance: :-(
JayBallaPlaya15: lol it's ok...ur still my slut
NwPirrelivance: yes!
NwPirrelivance: if you could battle anyone...with the most fair voting
ever...who would it be?
JayBallaPlaya15: whoeva is tha LLL champion next week...and if they're
nice
i won't come half assed like i always do
NwPirrelivance: it will be
NwPirrelivance: Bribeone.
NwPirrelivance: guarenteed.
NwPirrelivance: will you come half-assed?
JayBallaPlaya15: most likely
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: OOOOOOOHHH
NwPirrelivance: so next week
NwPirrelivance: Jay gets a shot at the heavy eh?
JayBallaPlaya15: if i win this battle vs. sureal and feeble...i'm comin
for
bribe...if i win that i might be tha slut i'm known for and retire
NwPirrelivance: retire?!
NwPirrelivance: from the LL
NwPirrelivance: LLL* or permenatly?
NwPirrelivance: ...
JayBallaPlaya15 signed off at 8:17:24 PM.
JayBallaPlaya15: i got kicked off :-(
NwPirrelivance: :-)
NwPirrelivance: okaly dokaly
JayBallaPlaya15: lmao
JayBallaPlaya15: hahahaha
JayBallaPlaya15: ok flanders
NwPirrelivance: thats
NwPirrelivance: Sek-c McPimpMaster Flanders to you
NwPirrelivance: shall we continue?
JayBallaPlaya15: lol no it isn't...ur my slut...if i say u toss salad
lick
ass like u've never licked ass before lol
JayBallaPlaya15: yes we shall
NwPirrelivance: werdizzle.
NwPirrelivance: same question.
JayBallaPlaya15: word to chrit's mother...she says hi by tha way
JayBallaPlaya15: wut was tha question?
NwPirrelivance: ask her if she stole my Bud Light playing cards...we
were
using them...shes so innovative when it comes to getting me off
NwPirrelivance: lol
NwPirrelivance: i think it was something like
JayBallaPlaya15: lmao
NwPirrelivance: are you considering retiring?
JayBallaPlaya15: yea she did take them...she tried that on me but it
didn't
work
JayBallaPlaya15: yea i am considering it...text isn't fun to me anymore
NwPirrelivance: ask her to do the "Royal Flush" Enema...its dope.
JayBallaPlaya15: there's no point in doin sumthin that's not fun
NwPirrelivance: but youll stick around for audio?
JayBallaPlaya15: haha word...i'll tell her when she comes back from
makin my
sandwich
JayBallaPlaya15: yea of course...i'm not goin anywhere
NwPirrelivance: dope.
JayBallaPlaya15: i jus won't be doin text anymore
JayBallaPlaya15: like 13th's mother's deep throat
NwPirrelivance: so Jay...i have some jerkin off to do..do you have any
last
questions or comments?
NwPirrelivance: <--isnt kidding. im really gonna wack it. i got this
porn
with Asias Carrera and Miko Lee goin at it..its fucking dope.
JayBallaPlaya15: hahaha word...i wanna see it too...i haven't wacked
off all
day
NwPirrelivance: i havent wacked in 15 minutes...im about to explode
NwPirrelivance: Thank you for your time Jay...and if you want to see it
JayBallaPlaya15: but anyway...here's my last comment...i'm a incredibly
sexy
slut and all of u are my sluts under mangement by me...there's my
comment
JayBallaPlaya15: yea i wanna see it...is it on kazaa?
NwPirrelivance: its on Kazaa labeled "Chrits Mom & Sister give it a go"
NwPirrelivance: but seriously
NwPirrelivance: hold on
NwPirrelivance: lemme see
JayBallaPlaya15: lol word
NwPirrelivance: Nympo Asian lesbians - where the hell is part II
NwPirrelivance: i got part 2 as well...but its hard to find
NwPirrelivance: i had to get it off
NwPirrelivance: Imesh
JayBallaPlaya15: lol aight


Asian porn is werd..








Predictions..by request.


Bribeone over Taktik in the heavyweight bout.. although TT shows signs
of
dopeness Bribes experience will be too much..

Nuke over A2Z... Nuke is extremely underrated..hell win this

Baxter and Fgee...im not gonna make a prediction on my own battle..

Dimense over Riva..Dimense is dope..Riva isnt. period.

Kassius over Evolve..although i think that this should be extremely
dope and
most likely the highlight of the week, i think Kass will edge this out

Logic over Mortality...Mortality will clown new-bs but i doubt he will
succeed in the LLL

Av over 13th..13th got him last time but those personals will be tired
this
time around

Cave Canem over Haze..if he shows this will be an easy win

Micatic beats this kid...Dyna's lines are stretched and not even that
good

Bare Knuckles over G.Hod...G.Hod is good...but a little piece of RnR
has
been brought to RB..BN will out-punch him

Amend and Axl...too close to call...

Cameron over Liquid

Thug Whyte over Youngblood

Knuckle over Feeble and Sureal..judging by his gues last week, Knucks
will
have the superios roster..but then again these are hard to call due to
the
wild card factor...









and lastly..this weeks top punches.



10. Dez- call me Wal-Mart...with the way i deny Parental AdviserY
The Definition of Ill is wack....a case of bittersweet irony


9. Bribe1- Like Cinder Blocks Fallin On Sleepin Arabs, Im Crushing
Dreams Of
G-Hod-
Lyric Ali Cant Step In A Square.So He Getz Outboxed By A God-


8. A2Z- This Kid Talks A Hard Game...Too Bad He Plays Chess
I'm 'Moving This Pawn'... & Easily Keeping His Skills 'In Check'


7. U.e.- i Bruise Kids when Rhymin, You suck n' i Wont Lie Bitch
Theres 4 Sides to Wackness .................. And T-Square Defines it!


6. JB- this threads a bore. . but im sure that your groupies will pass
because voters'll be Riding On E ..like the car was Outta Gas!


5. Dimense- Sorry you Lose.. your Brain on Concrete's, the Mental Proof
A to Z call me MC Add-Prefix, cause I'm putting an N to U


4. G.Hod- Let me sift through fallacies. . Pure?! Surely, you're not
stoppin
my rude storm
Regime: It's over. . It always has been -- Perfect's still on top of
the
crew forums


3. Evolve- crowd's will like & thank.. im forced to leave this Biter
Rocked
forget Scratching the Surface, im Cracking his whole Writer's Block


2. Cam-blessed w/ sickenin' touch, forfeit - & save from losing man,
this week, i'll be Dropping E harder than Rave Music Fans!



and the number one punch of the week.....






1. TonDizzle- Wrap you Up in Plastic ....... iM Doper to A Certain
Degree
And i Mean it Literally When i Say ... YOUR OUTTA MY LEAGUE!











wait! a #0 punch!







0. Flawless- no show...
ho- moe...
where ya been..
i seem to win..


^DDDOOOPPPPPEE!!



that concludes this weeks mag...if you disagree with anything i said or
have
any comments or opinions..

i dont care...




...and that...is word.

ahh...i did it in notepad and planned to transfer it to the correct format before posting... w/e.

you can still read
even
though
some of it is like this

^i think it's sexy...

oh and i'm ready for my interview slut...

oh wait nevermind...

it already happened...

*runs away happily*

i would like to thank Jaypana..Sureal..13th...whoa whoa whoa..


what im i thinking? you thank me...

i let you in on this supreme dopeness...

&...i even let you guys talk to me through AIM..

you should feel priveleged.

I say AxL beats AMEND like a drum.

__________________
R.I.P.- Epimetheus
Robert L. Rem
1986-2003

these title shots are laughable. . if competition is the name of the game, the non-title shots hold more talent easily.

__________________

nice mag.

lol.
you know im gonna beat the shit outta knuckle and sureal baxter.
^wasnt kidding, dont laugh^


if you think ill get stomped...i dont care....



delete yourself.

IF I WIN THE 3 WAY I WANT A TITLE SHOT!

2. Cam-blessed w/ sickenin' touch, forfeit - & save from losing man,
this week, i'll be Dropping E harder than Rave Music Fans!

I liked James.....1^

lmfao.....u'll eat ur words herb....

^ forgot to quote what he said....

funny tho,how Dimense is "ill" and im not...when he just lost to A2Z after i beat him 2 weeks b4 that...and the only battle ive last in this league was due to d'ring...so shut ur wak ass up....

^you....are gay. and Dimense didnt even come 1/4 assed.

if you win, you win. i dont give a fuck.


now get off my dick Rita.

i dont care how assed he came...dont down my skills,if u dont kno who i am...and if u do kno u should be aware cause u've voted on plenty of my battles...

I'm not tryin,ur wak and im still winning,so kill your Raquet...
Baseball bat...Hockey Stick...and any other Gadget
Silly Rabbit,Fucking Clown,F you and ya mother too,
Fuckin Virgin



^heh..


what was i thinking?