My family bar-be-que, it was due, it happened yesterday,
dis the basic out-lay, listen to the words i say,
i met my uncle sam, who happens to be gay,
he aint american, he looks like a pelican,
big ass jaw, dat hits the fuckin floor,
then i saw my moms sister, i nearly missed her,
she over there standin by the backdoor door,
but dis wot i came for, theres my baby, dat sexy beast,
ITS THE BAR-BE-QUE FEAST, wots wrong wit the bread?,
"OH NO I FORGOT THE YEAST", but theres chicken at least,
pass the sauce, "not on your main course", shut up u fuckin horse,
u got more "MAIN", dan dis meal, n u blacker dan shaquille o'neal,
wots dat about, "DUB GET THE FUCK OUT!!" sorry moms,
my mouth ruptured, i forgot she was adopted,
ill go clean the plates, n check the ex-change rates,
dats for grandad young-lad, hes young at heart,
he drives a fuckin GO-CART, listens to Luda,
hes the original pussy intruder, from bermuda,
the days almost over, when i found a 4 leaf clover,
my luck has turned, i saw dis fine bitch, my stomach churned,
"how ya doin", she sed aight, they call me the pussy crook,
"i dont care i wanna fuck", wot eva giv it a gud suck,
i woke up nxt mornin, dat bitch had flew....
OH SHIT I FORGOT IT WAS A "FAMILY" BAR-BE-QUE,
DONE

hope yall get the endin,

you need to work on vocab and flow it didn't read well at all, i can tell your pretty new to this put keep upping your skills youngin. Hit my post
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