this is to dope
 

undercover sex toys LOL this was posted at another board so i jacked it.

www.fleshlight.com

who ever invented that is a genious. pussy in a can LMAO!

LoL
Yeah I've seen them advertised around. Look kind of useful.
The whole cleaning up part is kind of 'eh' =/

Damn you C, you make this sound all interesting and shit. I'm at work, I couldn't view the link, firewall blocked me. Now I have to wait till I get home... Again... Damn you C...

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/images/product_group.jpg

There you go bounce.

ill tell you as a testimonial

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE FUCKING A FLASHLIGHT!!!

LOL... Um... Cool? I Prefer Real Sex, Than Pussies Stuffed In Flashlights... But Whatever Floats Your Boat. The Sex In A Can Is Imaginative Though.

Lmao at sex in a can ..

I assume its for if you can't get pussy. (For whatever reason that may be)

but sex in a can has its advantages, it doesnt smell like pussy, it doesnt scrach your back, it doesnt get pregnat, it doesnt have to shave, and it doesnt bitch when its not good.(not that i have ever had that problem:banghead: )

LMFAO ^

some of the advantages of fucking a flashlight include:

- raw dog with no risk
- dont gotta call the next day
- dont gotta bum it a cigarette after a wild night
- can plant the seed wheneva you want

"Scars on my back from her talents"

lol, Some scratching is good.

Thanks for the address bruk, but I still got denied access, damn company filters. Ohwell atleast now I can tell from the post'sthis is just a high tech jail house fefe. No need for one either way.
always keep a girl on the side kids, cuz once you have sex, you gona want it all the time. Never burn pussy bridges...ever...

not around here, if their pussy doesnt give you a desease, their dirty ass 1 inch finger nails digging into your back will. lol. i only know 4 girls from my city that are worth fucking the rest are full of STDs. so i think i might need pussy in a can.:thumbup:

^ ahhh your posts makes me remember high school, where all the pussy was contaminated. I had to go long distance pussy shopping back in those days...