Tha XLG Assigment: Agents (Ha,ha..jp)
 

Gangsta One: "Man, do ya see them niggaz? They runnin' they mouth jus' because we new..."

MC Aines: "Ya, especailly the Agents...oh sorry, they're not a crew...they're a 'sonnin' group.'"

Gangsta One: "Haha...ya righ'... they claimin' we wack?? Fuck..."

MC Aines: "Ya, who the fuck puts together a 'sonnin' group, just to merk some people..' Ha,ha! Well, all their records are pretty good..."
Gangsta One: Which means they don' have a life. Fuckin' faggotz anyway...they don' have anythin' else betta ta do I guess..."
Mc Aines: "And did you see that Open Mic diss? Man, the only line I thought was ill was the last one...'Agent Knights, Whackest on all Rap Sites'..."
Gangsta One: "I'ma show 'em all..."


Check it...

~Agents~

Fuckin'"Agents"...they claimin' they dope, an' wanna merk us
But in whole-hearted truth,but they really wanna strip-search us

B.I Detained...a nerd who's life is obviously detainable*
This niggaz probably a nigga so fat, his weight unmaintainable

ILLunatic...thru ya played rhymez, ya D/R's I can detect
Dick Rydaz...Dick Rydaz...tha two words make ya bone erect

Speek E.Z...how can ya speak fo yaself? Structa so fuckin' twisted
This bitch ain' sexy**...she probably double-headed an' triple wristed

Methodz...ya jus' anotha fuckin' dick ryde emcee...but ya witnessin' ya death
No matta how hard ya fuckin' try...ya neva will be like Red an' Meth***

Ya a "sonnin' group"**** so whack,yo's was tha firs' one made-up
But behin' tha closed curtains, ya'll jus' playin' wit pink make-up

Yo, ya gotta realize tha facts...we not bad at this...
Ya Ex-Warlords*****...but ya neva were battle strategists


* B.I. Detained...get it?

** Check Speek E.Z's title

*** His name is Methodz

**** Tha's what they are... a sonnin' group...

***** Some were Warlords membaz

Replied to:

Don' need to jus' saw tha new rule...sweet...

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A'igh', tha's tha'..................

that was one of the wackest things ive ever seen....

Methodz...ya jus' anotha fuckin' dick ryde emcee...but ya witnessin' ya death
No matta how hard ya fuckin' try...ya neva will be like Red an' Meth***

*** His name is Methodz

lmmfao....talk about stating the obvious....it hardly rhymed..

Ok u explained?..

LMFAO..


& to get it str8 , ..rec's look good so we dont have a life?..

Look at ur rec..what does that say about ur life?..


LOL But nice attempt, ..keep writin & battling = )

*Respect*

<<<Going to do an XLG diss tomorrow

Your set up was longer than your verse

But you know what, i have respect for you

you have managed to make a valid freepost in the Open Mic forum

This is erm oxymoron?

Gangsta One: Which means they don' have a life. Fuckin' faggotz anyway...they don' have anythin' else betta ta do I guess..."

U reply with a wack version of what we did ?? tells us..?

Speek E.Z...how can ya speak fo yaself? Structa so fuckin' twisted
This bitch ain' sexy**...she probably double-headed an' triple wristed

Gangsta you whack.. try harder next time..

Wow.....this has gotta be the wackest diss ever.
There was no punches worth noticin.
I hope The Agents reply to this.

R.I.P XLG

ps. Oh and XLG are gonna get dissed by everyone judgin by the amount of callouts they get

Yo...this was ill.......notice the name...

lmao. dude XLG is so gay.

Ok.

lmao..and they thought it was going to be dope..lmao..they was hype as hell..lol..i give this a 3/10..it was wack..it sows you was struggling to rhyme they names..detainable..unmaintainable..lomao..come on..elevate and drop another peice..err..just elevate..this verse had no good vocab..you good lines..it just overall sucked..sorry..

lol I love how all the agents unite to crack on this wack piece..
all I gotta say is, ur futile rhymes need to elevate.
I fear for you, because I smell an agent merkage on X.L.G :(
pz

It's ironic how you pointed out that the Agents didn't have any lives but how you'd both be better off if you weren't living.

ooohh, harsh. anyhow, good try.

this was really whack i not even gonna Do a decent Reply....ya Intro was Longer than Ya Verse Ya FLow was Off No Punches next time ya make a diss Make it More like a battle Thingy Not a Fucken Try Hard Diss Of The Agents.....any way PeacE....