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Tsar Casm 01-11-04 01:07 PM

Ode to Man Boobies!
 
At my mothers home, try to get this girl in the sack, take off my shirt,
:laugh: This how she reacts, she has no idea how much my ego is hurt,
This is what always happens, when i'm with a girl thats sexy,
She giggles,"How come you have boobs that are bigger than me",
Furious I reply, "You're just mad your an A and I'm a double D",
She just picks up and leaves, never even gets a chance to breathe,
These man-tits are the wave of the future, give female jobs to men,
And I'll be the next head waitress at Hooters!, but then really,
Who would Hugh Heffner fuck because it certainly wouldn't be me,
Well maybe for the right money, becuase lately, people don't see,
That my breasts sag, it looks like i'm a man breasted amputee!,
I need the bread for implants, or maybe I just really need to eat bread,
Fat fuckers rely on starches, its not just a hunch, it's been a fact said,
It's why I'll have pasta, bread, and cookies, for breakfast, dinner, and lunch!
So if you are a skinny man, and are flat chested like most white girls,
Stop eating your healthy meals, and join us in this male breasted world!...


~Know that it only took me 2 weeks, 8 days, 4 hours, 15 minutes, and 23 seconds to key up this masterpiece!...

Tsar Casm 01-11-04 01:48 PM

Why ya'll sippin' on the Haterade and not peepin on this..biotch!

Tsar Casm 01-11-04 02:38 PM

fuckerpooS!!!!

~Yo What Up~ 01-11-04 02:40 PM

lol..........this was funny..........pretty good open mic..........rhyme scheme was tight..........wordplay was good...........had some good punchlines..........but the comedy shined...........good drop homie..........keep postin and elevatin...........

Tsar Casm 01-11-04 02:42 PM

I want to run in circles and scream upping!

MD_killa 01-11-04 03:02 PM

Yep.. THAT PICTURE IS SICK!.. LMFAO... oh wow... but u still need three links right?
<------------------ HATER...lol jk...

good drop son

lmfao funny... didn't ryhme good thru the whole thing but it was still funny

on3

CrackaBox187 01-11-04 03:08 PM

dawg shit tripped me out.......LMFAO......

L.E 01-11-04 03:22 PM

Haha....this was some funny shit....but like MD said the thang didnt rhyme good some parts...but oevrall good drop...haha...still laughin...

7.5/10

Hit this up wit some feedback...thx...

Rebel......Citizen

Tsar Casm 01-11-04 05:18 PM

I really didn't care to...its a joke...calm down ppl..lol it's also in the multis which is why...

Speek.E.Z. 01-11-04 06:36 PM

.. i can see why your 13-3 :( hah jp.. it was pretty funny.. rhyme scheme fell off a bit.. but it was funny..
*goes and squeeze's sarcasm's man boob*

Tsar Casm 01-11-04 06:46 PM

feels good doesnt it

Speek.E.Z. 01-11-04 06:49 PM

its like beating off to your avy everyone should do it *shudders*

Tsar Casm 01-11-04 06:53 PM

That's a hot bitch...give's smooth blowjobs...

Edicius 01-11-04 07:01 PM

LMFAO!! to the pic.

Tsar Casm 01-11-04 07:04 PM

yeah..well i looked in the mirror after gettin out the shower...


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