Showering.
 

Jacked this off Rb its realy funny though.

How to shower like a woman
>
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according
> to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit-ups.
>
> Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide

> loofah and pumicestone.
>
> Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
> Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
>
> Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
> avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
> Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> Shave armpits and legs.
>
> Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould
> spots with Tilex.
>
> Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
> hair in super absorbent towel.
>
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you

> see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
>
>
>
> How to shower like a man
>
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
>
> Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy

> at her making woo-hoo sound.
>
> Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch

> your ass.
>
> Get in the shower.
>
> Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and
> let the water rinse it off.
>
> Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how loud they sound
> in the shower.
>
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash
> your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
>
> Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.
>
> Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
>
> Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire size of willy in mirror
> again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light

> and fan on.
>
> Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
> towel, shake willy at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
>
> Throw wet towel on bed.

Yeah....I've seen this way before they posted it. It's funny though :laugh:

pretty true.....lol

> Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake willy
> at her making woo-hoo sound.

funniest thing i have read in a while.
Pz.

Hahahahaaha comedy................. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

pretty good

ha ha...funny shit

lmao that shit is funny as fuck

LOL, hahahaha, its funny because its true.....

Seen it..

thats some funny shit.lmao

hahaha.........i was readin the women bit...and i was like this is wank.....then i got to man....hahaha.....funny

haha w00t was realy funny.
Male thing is bad abou the pubes.
Pz.

lol, shits ill.

hahahahaha that's some funny shit