Funniest Thing U Done When Your Drunk*
 

I took 4 E's, Drank a bottle of bourbon then shot a guy 9 times..

That was pretty funny.

Really ? 4 E's would kill funny shit shoting someone 9 times
as well.

lmao at poet...or nos..ect..
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funniest shit,...umm walked into a department store totally toasted found a milf in the womens bra n panties section stood next to her while she was checkin out a bra n yelled *no mommy i don't wanna wear it anymore*...lmao, shit the chick was soo imbarressed she like ran outta the store n i was escorted outta the store banned n eventually charged with harrassment...n the best part 3 freinds of mine video taped the entiore thing...n they paid for the charges cause it was a dare..< that i came up with..!

read peoples verses that think they're nice on this site

still got me :roll:

<<<<<never got drunk before

Your mom.......and had you.

Lol^..................

got drunk smoked 2 FAT blunts walked in to a grocery stored pissed on the meats n threw up on tha cashier

got fucked as and started acting like a fuck!! Then i fell off my chair and my head landed on a bottle of lion red(beer) and i got 32 stitches in the back of my head!

HMM... ^^

^ Roger that...he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

i got pissed one night after a party... and was walkin home with ma matez and needed to ahve a piss so bad, and went to what i thought was a toilet pissed there and it was a bus stop with a hobo sleeping.... that was piss funny my freind recorded it on his phone the hobo was so fukn mad.. lol

^Do your friends often record you having a piss?

Damn, you must run with a whole bunch of homo-thugs if they're watching you piss.