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~Lady Fiya~ 12-31-04 01:55 AM

Funniest Jokes You Heard....
 
1.... I heard that someone did an audio diss to a chick and said:

"a female's puss was so loose.. when she has sex it's like someone throwing a hotdog through a hallway......" {dv8 told me about this.. lol}

2 what does Michael Jackson have in common with a beach?
they both have people sayin' stay outta my "son"..

3 why does Michael Jackson like 21 year old males?
--because there's 20 of them..

4 what stays blue-ish purple and at the bottom of a pool?
--a baby with your foot on it's neck

There's some really funny ones.. but fa now, that's all.. and DON'T use this shit in ur battles.. with that said..

What's the funniest jokes you've heard from someone..?

Logic The Goonie 12-31-04 02:10 AM

BOOOOOOOO

What is bad at text battling?

SPuL

I know its predictable but its good :D

Wet Willy 12-31-04 02:13 AM

who is gay and thinks their the best at text battling but really suck fucking balls and diss everyone else..




fucka socrates..

nah jp but those is some funny jokes.. cept for the baby shit.. fuckin creepy..

Pop Lotty 12-31-04 02:18 AM

What's dope to laugh and jerk off too at the same time?

Rape vids.

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I found it funny =/

Wet Willy 12-31-04 02:19 AM

i find you being an 11 year old mcdonalds addict. fucka my sister got raped...and fuckin got pregnant had to get an abortion bitch...

Pop Lotty 12-31-04 02:21 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ..Buddha..
i find you being an 11 year old mcdonalds addict. fucka my sister got raped...and fuckin got pregnant had to get an abortion bitch...

Oh shit, Am I supposed to care???

Pop Lotty 12-31-04 02:22 AM

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Dope.

Wet Willy 12-31-04 02:23 AM

your a punk ass bitch.... pissing me off you little fat ass pre-pubescent bitch..

Pop Lotty 12-31-04 02:26 AM

umad, umad, umad!!!

www.u-mad.net/softguy

Buddhist faggots pray to that fat dude.

Untraceable 12-31-04 02:26 AM

The hotdog one is played round here.......


but the funniest joke i herd was.....


SO this guy walks into a bar.........
...........................................and says OUCH!

:thumbup: :laugh2:

Parallel 12-31-04 02:39 AM

not to funny buts its kool

Showstopper 12-31-04 04:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Socrates
BOOOOOOOO

What is bad at text battling?

SPuL

I know its predictable but its good :D

nah, I think yo voice is the funniest oke here.

You sound like a girl, dude. Grow some balls, kid. And stop wit this stupid text dissing. Pick up a mic and spit. damn kid. lol you sound like 10 yrs old in yo audio, and lol @ you sayin' "when I do audio, I'll be the best"

and I'm still waiting to be banned, yo. :( lol

~Lady Fiya~ 12-31-04 04:25 PM

^^that's Mike Hawk, fa goodness sake, he's on Socrates name.. lol ha ha hee hee He said that already, i believe... yep, he did.......

Showstopper 12-31-04 04:28 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Lady Fiya~
^^that's Mike Hawk, fa goodness sake, he's on Socrates name.. lol ha ha hee hee He said that already, i believe... yep, he did.......

fuck that fo reel, no hate but I kno. You see open mic? he dissed me, the real Soc, and those ip's don't match. I ain't hating on you but fo reel, it ain't involve you, this between me and soc. and that kid really shouldn't be talkin' shit if he can't man up and spit on a mic, unless it's gay talk.

Compose 12-31-04 04:30 PM

why are jews noses so big?
cuz the air is free

how do you fit 3 fags on a stool?
turn it upside down


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