Ok so this chinese nucca calls me up.......
 

ok, so I'm chillin' online talkin' to this fine ass girl from my school I'm cool wit right? and then all of a sudden I hear "Can't deny it" pumpin' from my celly.

so I pick it up. But the nucca hangs up.

so I go and call the nucca back (his number is 1-401-595-1082)

so I got the nucca on the phone, shit all messed up like he in the dumpster or some shit, nah mean?

ane he be all like:

"hullo?"
"hullo?"

aand I'm like "Yo, who is this?"

and he like "Who it dis? Who are yuuu?"

and I'm like "You called me"

and he like "no no no, you must got wrong numbaaaa"

and then I was like in my mind "Wtf @ this Yao Mingish nigga"

so I got all pissed like, "what the fuck nigga. No.. You called me, what the fuck you think I am, a chinese restaurant? Or a dick enlarger store? Fuck outta here nigga"

and he like "whuuut?sowwy can't here you"

and the bloody bastard hung up.

damn mofo wastin' my time. Call that nuccas ass and fuck him up.1-401-595-1082

^weerd... :cool: :shoot:

Dabatos, stop calling SPuL!!! werd

^lmao....... but yo call that nucca and scare him by firin' some rounds from your gangsta guns yo :cool: :shoot:

LMFAO you lot give me pure jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....pointles... i thought something cool was gonna happen, like he stabed u widda chopstick or sumn... damn...im bummed

and then I was like in my mind "Wtf @ this Yao Mingish nigga"

that almost made me cry yo'

damn funny

^yea, yo. Chinese nuccas should try this shit. fuckin' accents, yo. god damn. :shoot:

haha, chea, ima shoot sum bulets thru tha phone wires, lol, :shoot:

but thats long distance :(

werd

so talk for like 10 secs. Be like, "yo can I get some General Tgow chicken" and hang up. :cool:

lmao, chineese food = dope, but hows he gonna git it tha whole way up here? :( he dont even have a house, just a dumpster he lives in, werd

jus be like "ICHIRO!!!!!" and hang up :cool:

hahaha, OR i could call U and do that :cool:

werd

^ooooh shit....hahaha good laugh

^LMAO........ damn, call me up and we can 3-way his ass. :cool:

hahaha, thatd b dope. *gits cans and string* hmmm, now how do i dial???

werd