All Topicals are always serious!!
 

Errr well i've been doing topicals for over a year now.. and reailzed the last time i've seen a joke around type of topical like "running away from cops".. or Finding out your bro is gay type of shyt... is over a year ago.. man.. no wonder ppl are getting tired of topicals.. its like.. which would you rather read? A topic about the problems of the world.. or a topical that would make you laugh?? i'd say a joke type of topical.. well yeah.. i know i always do serious type of topicals.. but damn i want to see a funny one..

so anyone wanna battle me on a funny topic? werd

lol..sounds interesting...what would this funny topic be?

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werd.. funny as hell!!!

immense.. hmm iono topics like

Oh Hell No!!
Going Through Circus School
Jump School!! (oh shyt where's my Parachute!)
The Final Exam AHHHHHHHH!
In The Middle Of The School

something like those werd!

hmm..why people got take piss when i said what would this funny topic be?

all other topics are serious..but theyve still got a topic....

so if this topic is funny..its still got to have a fuckin topic..dumb fuckas..lol

Oh Hell No!!
Going Through Circus School
Jump School!! (oh shyt where's my Parachute!)
The Final Exam AHHHHHHHH!
In The Middle Of The School

those topics :)

wanna battle me :)

King Solo wrote a funny topical a bit ago.

Dab thats not true.... me and Rated had a battle up yesterday and the topic was

Soggy Waffles....

but then i noshowed =/

yea most topicals are serious tru dat so u really want to have a funny topical battle im not really funny but ill try it choose from these topics and set it up aight
-Diarhea
-The Clown
-Birthday Present
See really u can actually make anytopic and just make it funny anyways pick one these are not funny so do not pick it if u do not find it funny i just choosee wack topics so pick any ya like and set it up lol or is this funny^^

I did this shit and won..

I aint trynna play..
.......I called my bitch on the phone today..
Apparently her father doesnt like me..
Shit, well thats ok..
What else did he say?
"He said hes gonna bash you.."
.....Thats like my last girls dad..
(heh) & Guess what happened to that dude..
"I dont wanna know"
.........I nailed his face to his testicals..
Bashed his head till he regressed, having to drink from his wife breast-milk..
"Yo leave my dad alone!"
Hell to the fucking no....
I'll shove an AK barrel half way into his ass hole..
Then play russian rullette with a fully loaded clip
............& blast off.. Cause talking shit is a major disastor..
But killing your bitches dad? Is artistic,
Using hydrocloric acid making his face blistered..
Bitch I'm never fakeing this shit, you can catch me with match sticks..
Pouring peterol over his back then setting fire, its that quick..
Then after the aftermath, his charred corpse smells like bacon n rat shit..
I advise side of the highway wrapped in plastic for maggots..
To decompose this stagnent fagget of a dad bitch..
"Omg your grose!"
Yeah?, well fuck you too..
...Tomorrow a song about killing girlfriends is on the scedual..
You wont ever catch me stressing dude..
I killed my girls father--
......what makes you think that I wont kill you?
What extra terrestrial godly un-human loophole were you guessin
Was gonna have any effect on my lyrical weapon..
I'm more explosive than, september 11..
"Why you gotta you kill him?"
Shut the fuck up slut..
No more questions..
*HANGUP+DIALTONE*

lol thats funny kinda weird but funny

Yeah.. It came out of nowhere and I wrote it in 10 mins or so..

But atleast its origional..:)

yea tru dat and in only 10 mins good job man