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L.E 07-03-05 11:59 PM

Joke Thread
 
Yup...post your latest jokes in here...

First one...

"If you go to a family reunion to pick up chicks, you might be a redneck."

Sylvester 07-04-05 12:02 AM

here's a joke: Limted Edition :shoot:

L.E 07-04-05 12:22 AM

Oh you think so..?

Now you gotta set it up...

OrEo da cookie 07-04-05 12:45 AM

ok not my fav but its the last one i heard
"what do you call 300 white men following a black guy"
"tiger woods fans"

J. Luth 07-04-05 12:47 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Limited Edition
Oh you think so..?

Now you gotta set it up...

nah, don't got time for shit like that ;)

L.E 07-04-05 12:50 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPuL aka Reckless
nah, don't got time for shit like that ;)


Lmfao...bastard......

.Judicial. 07-04-05 01:19 AM

ummmm let me see........

i heard some bullshit bout

Bend over and spell RUN

L.E 07-04-05 02:26 AM

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms..?

One's a Goodyear...

...One's a great year.

.Barz Of Steel. 07-04-05 02:32 AM

^^ LMFAO

Now thats funny :)

Props my man, props indeed

Castro... 07-04-05 02:41 AM

"you're so fat dat youz on both side of the family"

.Barz Of Steel. 07-04-05 03:05 AM

^^ Plaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeedddddddddd

Ya ma's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch :)

L.E 07-04-05 03:44 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by .Barz Of Steel.
^^ Plaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeedddddddddd

Ya ma's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch :)


Lmfao...

Your mama's so fat when she dances the band skips...

Valerie 07-04-05 04:01 AM

ok i got 3 jokes

What did satan say to hitler when he went to hell? If i knew u were comin I would of baked you a caike. :laugh:

your moms so fat when she sits around the house SHE sits around the house

your moms so fat that she uses a highway for a slip and slide.

Indeph 07-04-05 04:08 AM

What did satan say to hitler when he went to hell? If i knew u were comin I would of baked you a caike.

lmfao^ that was funny.


your mothers so overweight it lowers her self esteem :)

Valerie 07-04-05 04:22 AM

ive known that joke forever now and it still cracks the fuck outta me. :laugh:


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