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B-MAC 08-25-05 04:44 PM

Official! World's funniest joke
 
LONDON, England -- The world's funniest joke has been revealed after a year-long search by scientists.

In an experiment conducted in Britain, people around the world were invited to judge jokes on an Internet site as well as contribute their own.

The LaughLab research, carried out by psychologist Dr. Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.



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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


... I'm Dissapointed, I didnt even Laugh..

J. Luth 08-25-05 04:46 PM

lol that made me laugh, but i've seen funnier tho. lol

Capone 08-25-05 04:46 PM

lol i laughed cause it was stupid....

TeamOne 08-25-05 04:48 PM

ummmmmmmmm........... ive heard a shitload of funnier jokes....... its not really a standup comedian joke, which is wat im more attracted to

L.I. 08-25-05 04:49 PM

lol...london people dont know funny jokes

BloodVenom 08-25-05 04:54 PM

I didn't really find this funny.

.Barz Of Steel. 08-25-05 04:57 PM

Lmao at London people...

Them and their crazy schemes (dot dot dot)

Tha Q. 08-25-05 04:58 PM

that wasn't funny.

Crazy Hades 08-25-05 05:14 PM

I've heard that like nine times.

*Bad Newz* 08-25-05 06:24 PM

yea im black our jokes are funnier and dirtier...so meh it' was clever

Blay'all 08-25-05 06:32 PM

90% of jokes on ComicView > this joke

racist bitches.

Socrates Alias 08-25-05 06:42 PM

90% of Dane Cook's Jokes > 90% of jokes on ComicView > this joke

the omen 08-25-05 06:51 PM

damn yo, i heard this like at least a year ago... i didnt laugh then... i didnt laugh now... thats straight retarded son... london is a joke.... ferreal, and i mean that litteraly, cuz london alone is a funnier joke... than, londons funniest joke... lol... got me? you got me god damnit!!!! it's ppl like leady who suck dick to make their country THIS GAY!!!! lol

Ranks™ 08-25-05 07:06 PM

wow, were the fans joking, this being the funniest, IS the funniest joke ever.

Ranks™ 08-25-05 07:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Socrates Alias
90% of Dane Cook's Jokes > 90% of jokes on ComicView > this joke

fuck is dane cook? cuz comicview is that shit.


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