I love being me...
 

So last night I get off work about 1130...get home...get a shower...

and im like "its about midnight on a tuesday...i should probably be getting to sl...nah fuck that im going out"...

so I make a few calls...this one girls like "come pick me up and take me to my friends house and ill fill your tank up..."

so i was like alright because it was like a five mile drive all together and she was gonna fill my tank up...

so when I go to get her shes got two fine ass girls with her that I know...and were all ridin up there or whatever...

so the girl fills up my tank and we get to this dudes house and the girl gets out and goes inside and comes back out with a blunt for one of the other girls...

yeah...i bought one too...

so Ive got two blunts and two girls and were looking for a place to chill at...

i told the girl that bought the blunt to call some hoes because i didnt feel like smoking out a bunch of dudes...

so shes making a few calls and she finds someone and we ride out there...

I walk inside and there are three FINE ass white girls in there...like model hot...all doing shots of bacardi...

so pretty much I just ended up smoking two blunts with five fine ass drunk girls...at 2 in the morning...on a tuesday...

not a bad night...

:) Now I just have to figure out where you live, and I'll hide in your trunk to experience your greatness.

*Enjoys college life just as much*

Exciting Stuff.

You're lying.. you got off work at 11:32.

Typical response from someone ashamed of attending boarding school. :)

If you had some lines, you woulda prolly got laid. And I don't mean rap skills...

Damnit. :(

haha. That just means you wouldn't have got laid either way. oooooooooooooooooohhhhh, SON! lmao

Must've been dark...

Blunts....that's all, what happened to raw fuckin?

Pussy is so last week..

man ur prolly sayin that cuz you aint had pussy since pussy had u

Christians can't have pussy until they're married, so unless you're faking the whole "Christian Rap" thing, stfu.

Man thats a good story and all, but if yah didnt hit the Hot Bitches.. why bother trying brag about hanging out wit them....