So Tonight...
 

...I had a staff party and got drunk as fuck.

During that time however, I asked the bartender to make me an exact James Bond style martini...

...that shit tasted fucking rude.

I recommend you do not try this drink...

*dies*

i drank sum flavored water 2night :cool: werd

u ever had a liquid coke?

everybody was talkin it all up like it was the strongest shot you can take and shit, but i swear, it just tasted like u were swallowing 15 sticks of Big Red at once or somethin

rye and coke, can't go wrong

^i'm talkin about liquid cocaine, not coca-cola

im talking about rye and coke, not being a coke head

mines just water wif sum flavor added... :( *sigh* werd

man i have this gmabling problem so me and my boy was taking shots..to we put up a quarter for every shot we took without making a face...so i ended up winnin $15..now thats 60 shots!!! man i thought i was good but as soon as i stood up i fucking threw up and landed in my own vomit and slept there..

liquid coke contains no cocaine, thats just what they call it

its Goldschlager, Bacardi, and Jager all in one shot

60 shots?
no, please tell me that was a typo

Spilt rye and coke on my pants.

It was sweet, looked like I pissed all over my own ass.

Ps. Nice name...*waits for a napolean dynamite comment*

..."Do the chickens have large talons?"

PPs. COL-B is a sexy beast.

r u talon from Laguna Beach???:shocked:

you wanna know my night? its midnight and i can hear my parent having sex upstair, thats a shitty night

nah, from the lasagna house on 3rd

wow, that is a shitty night

its midnight here and i can hear my two fine-ass girl neighbors outside in the hallway :cool: