So I went to this party last night...
 

and I saw one of the finest females I have ever seen in my life. It was like, not only was she cute as fuck, but she had a BANGIN body and the fattest booty you ever did see.

When I first saw her I thought she was like 16, but after a while I came to the conclusion that she was like early-20's. So I asked her cousin how old she was, and he fuckin says THIRTEEN.

Of course, being me, I didn't believe him or want to believe him. So I asked her OTHER cousin and HE said she was 13. So now i'm really trippin cuz I really don't wanna let her go anywhere without me getting a number or something, so I asked her and she told me she was 13. I was like whatever and we just chilled together for the rest of the party cuz neither of us was really dancing and I left without a number or any sort of contact. :'(

Someone comfort me with a similar story, or try.

u betta delete this thred b4 majid see's this :cool: werd

dude, if she looks 20, whats the matter?

yeah, age dont mean shit, werd

Well basically because my homie is her cousin so he would kinda know the age difference and fucking hate me =/

And your piss burned
I hate it when that happends

u should just aks him bout it. if u wanted 2 fuck my cuzzin id let u do w/e, lol, everyday i hear 438579734 guys talkin bout how hot my cuzzin iz, n i dont mind, maybe yo frend wont either, werd

Man you should have got at that

Well when I asked he was kinda like "She's 13! How old are you!?!"

Nah leans?

thats why you use a secret alias

lmao, i dunno y ppl care so much about age. it'd only b like 4 years anyway. that aint shit. u could just lie n say ur 15 or sumthin, werd

lmao............

Lucky You...:bored:
How old are you anyways Soc?
I'm just 3 years older... but if she hot i'd hit it.

Lmao damn poor soc. On the real I would of just channeled my sexual energy on the 1st girl my age that I came in contact with.

It does when you're > 18 and your penis still likes the underage shit until it goes in hibernation behind bars you nasty fucks.