You know what would make life a lot easier?
 

If microwaves and conventional ovens came with approximation buttons. Like you know how for the frozen pizza it'll say something like "16-18 minutes", there should just be a button labelled "16-18 minutes" or some shit like that.

no dying makes life easier

lmao word .................................................. ........

maybe learning that all microwaves aren't equally as powerful therefore instructions aren't going to be exact would make life easier.

microwaves are too futuristic for me :(

^^something like radiation. they make particles move so fast that they generate heat (a conventional oven radiates heat). those particles are still moving while you eat em which does a real number inside of your body in the form of EMI which can give you cancer just like high power lines, cellphones, and shit of that nature.

"Microwaves" are the same type of waves (radiowaves) used to smash atoms, which makes something radioactive in the first place, or so Einstein discovered building the atomic bomb.

i dont even own a microwave:(

werd but if microwaves can give cancer then how the fuck do we eat our food without gettin cancer???

how do you know you're not gettin cancer?

people die from cancer daily. it's the #1 rising cause of death for people in ALL age groups.


cancer is the easiest illness to get since so many things can give it to you by simply hitting one of your cells so hard that they never turn off, kinda like a tumor. UV rays give it to you, as does Asbestos, all sorts of dusts, any kind of smoke, consuming certain chemicals, side effects in medicines, Electro-Magnetic-Interferiance (which passes through your body billions of times per second anywhere in the world) and so on.

Actually, it would ultimately be easier if all microwaves were equally as powerful.

STOP your scaring me

Ya, it's a weird thought that you are eating cancer isn't it?

lmao yea and its weirder yet that u can actually get rid of cancer with radiation (the same thing that started it)

Ya, I'll probably have cancer at the end of college cuz I can't cook for anything. I wish they made microwaves like computers, and companies can make programs and you can install them so that the microwave can adjust for that food.

I ate cancer once. I had a couple grams of it in my pocket when the cops rolled up, so I had to get rid of it somehow. [/yum]