BWAHHAAHAH note to self: don't date strippers
 

Oh man lmao, ok, so me Ox and my boy..uh..we'll call him "john" all decided to hit a strip joint. But not any ol strip joint - THE strip joint Delilas Den which is like some crazy Neon lit Roman palace with full nudes and it's about 5-7 min from my house. As we're all sittin in "John's" truck me and ox are like Yeah Delilas! Johns like "..nahh son, nah I don't wanna go to delilas nahh" we're like "..son you're crazy it's the jump off" yadda yadda yadda we eventually get there with him fightin the whole way. As we pull up he's like "yo you guys think you could hit the Burger King and get me somethin to eat" we're like man fuck all that, were goin in! We hop out, dave's draggin along in the back.

Now, Ox wanted to go in since he promotes a party that some of Delilas girls model at and I wanted to go in since I knew some of the girls already from a uhh..we'll just call it a past life *sniff*

we get in, get our drinks, John slumps down into his seat lookin around all gloomy and shit, we're like "yo man enjoy your self" we break our 50's get out singles and chillaxify our selves, fill some undies with GW's and kick back. Look over at John...dude's got his arms folded, leaned way back, WAY out of it. FUCKEM!!! we'er livin it up hahah

Sure nuff, not even 10 minutes into the blaring music and flesh dolls, the next rotation comes up on stage and sure enough who the fUCK do me and Ox see dressed in a purple teddy and stilettos - doin her stut?

"JOHNS" GIRL!!!


AAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHA

man we start fuckin DYIN LAUGHIN and can't fuckin believe it lmao, John's getin pretty hot under the collar and was on the verge of wiggin out before we catch our selves and just decide it ain't right to see this guy's woman havin people give her the gynocology treatment, so we wait for a minute (after me and Ox collect our selves cuz we still can't believe this shit) and roll out lmao.


Damn, what a ride home that turned out to be. As three rappers and pretty good friends we play pretty rough with the words, but man we can't even give him a hard time! It just ain't right lmao, so he gets away...


..for tonight lmao. we'll give it time for the wound to heal lol


Motto of the Story: never date a stripper!!

Ahahahahha owned.

did he learn his lesson on this at all?

lol cus johns in love with a stripper. :love:

LMAO......why didn't he just say his chick worked there. I'd have made up some bullshit like she was the bartender and would get pissed if I came in there looking at naked chicks and shit......think man, think :thumbup:™

I woulda watched.

lmao, he def did NOT learn his lesson man, she lives wih this man and drivs a mean ass escelade with 24's on it.

enyg lmao, I don't se why he just didn't say what's up - not like we wouldn't have went back some other time without em and seen her, that's hre "9-5" lol.

and word man, dont' date strippers man lmao, I can think of a whoooolleee lotta other reasons than dudes just seein your girl naked!!

hmm this story sounds about as believable as gilligan's story about two of his boys fuckin the same chick with her head out the window......

rofl only truth i see here as that yall are carpoolin in a fuckin truck to a stripjoint......cuz none of yall gettin any real pussy obviously...yalll need to pay just to look at bitches rofl.....

where's ur porshe faggot? why u always catchin rides with dudes lol

talk about posers

^what a hater lmao, so I slipped and mentioned dues real name, big deal.

and the 911 only seats two you ass hat, can you count, there's 3 of us.

You're graspin at straws now. desperate.

rofl@how dumb u are bout slippin DAVE n u didnt even pick up on it
......still no pic of that porshe in front of ur house with u beside it...fess up its a rental

...But we'll call him "John". :thumbup:

lol didnt i just say that

GOOD FOR YOU! HOORAY FOR LATINKITTEN!

yeah,u caught it 2nd,n didnt see that it was already said

*hands u a medal*