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KOOL COL-B 09-07-06 03:52 PM

wtf @ my 1st day of skool, werd
 
mayn this iz sum fuckin bullshit. each grade haz 2 go in tha caffeteria n have sum lil assembly of tha principles talkin n shit, so when us grade 12's were there, they said w/e, n then 1 of them iz like "now, we know that there iz alot of hostility between tha Bridgewater police and tha youth" (cuz theyre all crooked fuckin peices of shit :mad: ) "so tha police have been working on this new idea over tha summer. in all 3 of tha local high skools, there will b a police officer walking around tha skool 3 days a week. so they can interact wif tha youth and git 2 know u better" OMMFG, everybody wuz like "WTF?!?!?!??" this iz wack az fuck. cuz we know they aint tryna git 2 know us better n shit, they tryna find a new way of catchin us doin shit :mad: like last year, they brang a cop dog 2 skool n it ran around findin people who had drugs :mad:

so anyway, then i go 2 english class, n i sit by this nerdy white kid that moved here frum Oklahoma. n he pulls out hiz binder n he haz a big fuckin swatsica on it painted in white out, n he still actin all nice 2 me n shit, so im like "wtf... y tha fuck u got a swatsica on that muthaphukka??" n he like "kkk *hitler salute*" im like "... u got my spic ass on yo right, a jewish kid infront of u, and a native guy 2 yo right... u gon git yo ass whooped" so fuck that shit im sittin sumwhere else now, lol.

then i wuz on a free n saw sum hot Latina on it :cool: so werd, a spicca gotta hit that :hump: werd

*edit*

oh yah, lmmfao, in english tha teacher went from kid 2 kid n got us 2 tell tha class our name and where we live n what we like n shit liek that. this really nerdy kid iz like "i like 2 read and play video games" n tha teachers like "what r ur plans fo after u graduate" n this muthaphukka iz like "i wanna build a real life version of tha death star from star wars" LMMFAO, werd

J. Luth 09-07-06 03:57 PM

ROFL @ "KKK *hitler salute*" rofl

Sean Gunner 09-07-06 03:57 PM

There's a cop at our school everyday. To enforce the law and stuff. Plus, the dogs come in twice a year. Anyway, I heard this great joke today.

These three dudes, a latino, a white dude, and a black guy were walking and found some lamp. The white dude yelled 'RUB IT! We might get three wishes!'

So the latino rubbed it and out popped the genie.

'You each get one wish.'

The black guy goes first, he says, 'I wish that all my people were back in Africa and happy'

POOF With that the black guy disappeared.

The latino went next and says 'I wish that all my people were back in Spain and happy'

POOF With that the latino disappeared.

Next was the white guy, he said 'So, you're telling me that all the spics are back in Spain and that all the blacks are back in Africa?'

The genie said, 'Correct.'

The white guy responded, 'Well, in that case, I'll take a coke'

dazy 09-07-06 03:59 PM

ha ha damn nazi basterd imma have to kill him , u tell me who it is imma kill them and damn u c a fine senurenta??????????? u go tap that

KOOL COL-B 09-07-06 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sane
There's a cop at our school everyday. To enforce the law and stuff. Plus, the dogs come in twice a year. Anyway, I heard this great joke today.

These three dudes, a latino, a white dude, and a black guy were walking and found some lamp. The white dude yelled 'RUB IT! We might get three wishes!'

So the latino rubbed it and out popped the genie.

'You each get one wish.'

The black guy goes first, he says, 'I wish that all my people were back in Africa and happy'

POOF With that the black guy disappeared.

The latino went next and says 'I wish that all my people were back in Spain and happy'

POOF With that the latino disappeared.

Next was the white guy, he said 'So, you're telling me that all the spics are back in Spain and that all the blacks are back in Africa?'

The genie said, 'Correct.'

The white guy responded, 'Well, in that case, I'll take a coke'


LMAO, i always knew u were a coke man, Rev :) werd

KOOL COL-B 09-07-06 04:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JC
ha ha damn nazi basterd imma have to kill him , u tell me who it is imma kill them and damn u c a fine senurenta??????????? u go tap that


john clattenburg or sum shit like that. he's tha kid that stole fuckin digimon cards from wal-mart n got caught, lmmfao, werd

Sean Gunner 09-07-06 04:06 PM

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahah at Digimon.

dazy 09-07-06 04:08 PM

damn i think that kid works at mcdees im kill him anyways lol at digimon.... he still plays pokemon.. digimon..magik cards or watever at lunch time..lol

KOOL COL-B 09-07-06 04:11 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JC
damn i think that kid works at mcdees im kill him anyways lol at digimon.... he still plays pokemon.. digimon..magik cards or watever at lunch time..lol


lol, he duz, i saw hiz mcdonalds card thingy in hiz wallet when he wuz goin thru it, werd

dazy 09-07-06 04:14 PM

man get online i wanna talk to u

.Eternal. 09-07-06 04:25 PM

i had to introduce myself to the freshmans in my class to:(...cuz its mixed in my class with 9's-12's......

Daubs 09-07-06 04:52 PM

Our school had a mini police force lmao.

.Ike. 09-07-06 07:25 PM

lmao man...yall are behind like fuck...

there is an assigned SOR Officer in School every day in most high schools....

dazy 09-07-06 07:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by .Ike.
lmao man...yall are behind like fuck...

there is an assigned SOR Officer in School every day in most high schools....



u got to remember where like butt fuck no wheres in nova scotia

:)

Sik Wit It 09-07-06 08:13 PM

your school is wack as fuck son..


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