Rtikulate..vs..Deception
 

20 lines max
5 votes win
3-0 KO
no crew/dr votes
due in one hour

Few changes...

all votes must be explained
1 line = 2 bars

and I don't write that fast for text battles so... an hour isn't gunna work but I'll spit first

ok..but still..20 lines max

Alright... haha not to bitch out or anything on the time limit its just that its 10am here... I'm hung over... and usually I like to drive, and crank some beats before I lay anything down.

ok..ill just post after you

i gotta post tomorrow..or late tonight..cause i got a track meet..and i gotta leave now

I'ma wait patiently n' watch a sure win ma-tric-u-late
in-ar-tic-u-late with a mouthful of cum from the last AI dick-u-ate
bitch you aint 'a clue, how you gunna be an inspecta?
you're a gyno defecta, a crew neglecta turned homosexual penile erecta
this shit's malpractice, you say my pussy is loose...
boy, its so tight it'd cause your premature dick child abuse
only thing you inspectin now are dicks up your ass
getting prison fucked en mass, without any semblance of class
On your dick the label reads: best before never
seems all your sexual experiences have been cock sucking endeavors
n' your cums like miracle whip, 'the one with the zip'
shits so fuckin stagnant it requires special packaging to ship
Bet you thought I'd be a certified slut with no guts
but when you were playin hide-n-go-seek with your nuts, I crushed
Leavin you stutterin...what the fuck? I...Ummm....damn
While I munch on a Martha S. specialty: Rtik's peaNUT butter n jam.

uppin for Rtikulate... this shit's gettin lost

thas hot, so where da rest of it... u sound like a angry female that need a man in ur life.......thas ma word

Hmm...maybe he's scared of a girl...

how do you figure? yeah inarticulate isn't an exact rhyme but its more word play on the fact that his names RTIKULATE not to mention its not at the end of a line. Thanks for your input. I'll be sure to log that away under: 'pointless response'

what the fuck wheres the other cat thats supposed to be battling u?and sir pimpin how the fuk does it not rhyme?u lookin at a different page?

i smell bullshit

you smell bullshit from what?

my bad..i forgot..let me key this now

I've ~SWITCHED PACE~ and ~RIPPED TASTES~ out with a ~SWITCH BLADE~, ~SCRIPTS PAINT~ a picture of ~STITCHED PAIN~, ~WHICH NAMES~ Deception as ~"BITCH MADE!"~

like "eight days" you're ~MORE THAN WEAK(week)~, your lyrics make me ~SNORE TO SLEEP~
this battle ~ENSURED DEFEAT~ for Deception cuz I KNOW i ~TORE THIS GEEK!~

this battle is 1 on 1... and I ~FACE SMALL STATS~, I'm like streetsweepers, cuz I ~ERASE ALL CRAP~
you're lyrics are 'harmless', like MEDUSA wearing a ~BASE-BALL CAP!~

I rip this kid on a "yearly basis," so Deception is ~ANNUALLY HANDLED~,
you're stupider than a "Disney Porno" on an "HBO ~FAMILY CHANNEL"~

It's SHOWIME! kid I'll beat you in any scene and on ~ANY SET~
you're just a ~MINI THREAT~, been on RB ten times longer than me, and you're still a ~SEMI VET~

I'll 'reach into your mind' and ~GRAB THOSE THOUGHTS~, cuz my lyrics are more "out of this world" than ~ASTRNOUTS~,
I'm like a fenatic photographer... when I see Deception I hafta "~SNAP THOSE SHOTS!~"

you could walk into "Cooling Central" and still not have a ~"FAN" IN THE PLACE~, I'm ~SLAMMIN YA FACE~, and leave your mouth "sealed" like a ~CAN IN THE CASE~... cuz "you can't see me" like you just got shot by a ~CANNON WITH MACE!~

Put him in a ~COFFIN LABELED "HERB"~, yo, I'm ~SCOFFIN AT THIS NERD~
so familiar with "HERB" he started a crew that are "~PROPHETS OF THE WORD~"
(get it)

I felt the ~URGENCY~, Deception is ~LEARNIN HE~ is incapable of ~HURTIN ME,~ leave him ~INFERNALLY~ ~YEARNIN HE~ could come close to ~BURNIN ME,~ ~ETERNALLY~ insure he's ~INTERNALLY~ confused, wonderin why he seems to always lose when the beef is ~CONCERNIN ME~... I'm ~SERVIN THEE~, with lyrics so "dark" they bleed in the color ~BURGENDY,~ I never show ~COURTESY~, ~INSERTIN THE~ Knife into him ~URGENTLY~, bloods ~SQUIRTIN B~... I'm ~MERGIN THE~ cheek bone to phone line while you're dialin 911 ~EMERGANCY~