showstoppa23 vs. FunK_DoC
 

rulesssss
15-30 lines
no dick ridin, hate votes or in Lowrollas words boner votes haha
i'll spit 1st cuz u jus had a battle
ur verse should be up in da next 24 hours aight?

showstoppa23/
yo bitch its time ta retire ya jersey/
wanna be like mike? then go ball step off the mic/
cuz yo style sounds older than that bitch vanna white/
i saw ur other battle and da line bout the eyes bein blue-was-coo/
but ur time for laughter is over cuz its time ta burn ya ass like im a nazi and ur-da-jew/
u can call me the hitler of this rap shit/
cuz i murder bitches like u and den go on laughin about it/
lemme tell u this shit clearly wit none of that heezy beezy/
i want u ta understand that u cant even fuckn test me/
it aint ur fault u cant rhyme u were born that way/
but its sad that u still try ta battle wit da kinda shit that u say/
u've had '2' battles so far but here comes loss number '3'/
so jus 'stop' the 'show' go home and try not ta go crazy/
not ta be mean but da shit u spit aint good at all/
sounds ta me like u rap when ur drunk off da alcohol/
that must be why u got no flow, no punches and wheres the wordplay/
dont get mad dog im jus tryin ta help u for ur battles on otha days/
im like Denzel in training day King Kong aint got shit on the funk doc/
but i cant believe u in ur other battles u compared urself ta 2pac/
heres some advice for the next time u go up against the funk docta/
take a picture of me so u can remember who the fuck u lost ta/
cuz this shit will be over so fast u wont know what hit u/
im sorry i had ta do this dog cuz u always been kinda coo/
oh and by the way in ur last battle u had the nerve ta drop the N-bomb/
WHAT ARE U DOIN MAN UR A FUCKN UNCLE TOM.

good shit Funk Docta_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ lets see what you got Showstppa i'll vote once you guys both spit

let's see this. I wanna see how this shit ends. blah blah blah.............................................. .................

ill hit this shit up when showstoppa drops his sheat ya hurrr............................................. .................................................. ..

hurry up and post or hes gonna win by just showin up coward. I bet you prewrite or something cuz this is two battles in a row you've taken a long time.

K more personal shit pple,

vote it up



(Intro beat…)

Funk docta listen up, you better prescribe yourself some meds
Cus the rhymes im about to spit will leave you torn to shreds

“ooo shit, showstoppa just brought race into this battle”
That’s right I did, put the mic down and go play with your sister’s rattle

(beat switch… o my god here come the punchlines)

How the fuck can u actually say ur Hitler of the rap game…
Because Flying your muslim ass into the twin towers is the only way you’ll get fame

You must be smoking a little bit of the wacky tobacky because
you like to act like your black but in reality you’re a paki
I’ve heard rappers say there from Detroit but you… shit you’d be sayin “Representin my iraqui’s”

Shit im sorry bro ill take it easy on the racial slurs
But I gotta hate on ur favorite rap star… he’s known as the man asking for “2 purrs”

You’re a bitch in the rap game, and o my god do I even need to bring in your basketball skills
The difference between me is you build me a house with your bricks from the 3 line, all I ever drop is dolla dolla bills

(beat switch.. let’s send this bitch home)

I let you go first with all your prewritten shit
But that’s ok cus I hit something you’ll never hit
No I wasn’t out packin no shit, I was hittin up your mother’s wet juicy clit

This battle is over and it has been tons of fun
But knowing this muslim hell be like binladen and husein and just fuckin run


That's a rap

ohhhhhhh tight battle very tight.. this battle id say is very close.. good battle both sides.. but id say funk docta pulled this 1 off with better punches and better flow.. but show stoppa kept it tight

vote - Funk doc

niice niice buttt jus ta let u know 1st of all i aint paki and 2nd of all my favorite rapper aint nelly whered he get that from? lol x is my favorite rapper (dmx not xzibit or whatever) but still nice shit man good work i think it'll be a close battle

ok i vote for funk doc bcz his shit had flow and was one point i dunno about da facts bcz i dunno yall ppl...punches was overall betta....show stoppa juss had a flow.....keep elevating....much props to both yall..1cc

Your a lebanese muslim... paki.. same thing really.... and i rad your profile on msn and it says nelly on ur fav rappers so yea dont try sway the votes by saying i lied when i spit.. cus i didnt

oooooooh shit showstoppa23 got personal and i think the mulism line brought it home both guys impressed me alot though

funk doc got this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
ey return tha favor against my battle with teeny and repo aight!

poll vote- funk doc

!Yo I will hit this if some one goes to my battle and make a honest vote and do tha same thing for your battle......

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...8135#post498135

Yo tight tight battle, Funk Doc ahd all ova nice punches some weren't very original must most were alrite, show-stoppas shit was good alround nuice flow, tight battle im not sure.......I'm a haf 2 go with Func Doc nice battle, tight decision...
B sure to repay tha favour vote on my battle
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=53356
Peace