tengo vs Splinters
 

10 line max
no dick riding votes
no crew votes
you spit first
i'll set it up
and of course, newbs

and i want to get the battle (not votes, just the battle) done by around midnight at most... none of that 'my internet went down so i had to post 10 hours later for 10 lines' bullshit.

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-tengo

ok lol heres my verse

Tengo, you posting a battle request is like makin a big sign that says "FREE WIN!! ANY TAKERS?"
Cause your battle record makes the Detroit Tigers look like the L.A. Lakers
Well you made a mistake, cause you battling the new kid on the block
My rhymes are truly impressive, there raising mor peoples eyebrows than The Rock
Speakin of wrestlin, I hear hear you watch it reguraly on Monday and Thursday nights
Just so you can watch all those muscular men run around in little tights
And why you so insistent on having me get my verse in by midnight??
Its cause at that time, your runnin to your room and choking your chicken in no light
So go back to the masturbation, and leave this battling shit to me
And by the way, thanks for letting me get a battle win for free

ok ill be waiting on your verse

haha very nice first block, i'll hit mine up in a few minutes...

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-tengo

your just generic, skills inherited from someone who couldn't care for it
reminds me of shit in a pile - absolutely unable to define style
don't even try to freestyle near 8mile, you'll just be another merked file
the intensity of my rhymes will leave your brain gasping for less pain
others recognize these as good times, you'll just feel insane
im sorry - i just reign supreme, not to be mean
dont call me tengo, call me a lean merking machine
cause you see, i am a dean at making your lyrics seem filthy AND clean
almost time to go... heres something i should let you know
you fucken blow, i shoulda helped you - shoulda been a no-show.

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gg.

upppin this for votes........
please check it out...............
just 10 lines each not long read...............

......uppin for votes.

tengo had this one i thought he had tyte punches........................................... ...............................................

ok ty 4 ur vote.............................uppin^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

aight fuck this whack newb battle.
still tengo took this on flow, punches and wordplay
no beef
vote=tengo!
peace!!!

ok ty 4 the votes but can u explain them more. Like tell me what "punches" from his verse you thought was good??

splinters gets my vote better punches and flow keep it up son but you need to elevate. I liked this line it made me laugh,

quote"Speakin of wrestlin, I hear hear you watch it reguraly on Monday and Thursday nights
Just so you can watch all those muscular men run around in little tights"

check out my battles with feeble minded and re-evolution. peace!!

ty 4 ur vote, i voted on ur "battle" with re_evolution, that was sad. But can u poll vote on this please?

To the two people who voted for Tengo, what battle r u looking at. He had better punches?? Where. The only thing he says that would be considered a punchline was his 1st bar. Splinters verse was hands down better. That 1st bar had me laughin my ass off. And that 2nd bar he has, about the Rock, if you get what he is saying, you would understand how good of a line that is. THe Rocks signiture thing is called the peoples eyebrow, he does it all the time. When you impress people, another term for that is called raising "peoples eyebrows" So when he says raising more peoples eyebrows than the rock, hes saying that his rhymes are nice but hes incorporating the whole rock peoples eyebrow thing. Nice verse Splinters, you get my vote.

Oh and MAW, shut the fuck up talkin shit, "this whack ass newb battle" Dude you have no place in saying that, ive seen ur battles, and they suck. So dont be comin in other peoples battles saying there whack when you cant rap for shit yourself.

y wont this piece of shit poll let me vote?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????

lol ty 4 ur vote xtra. LOL MAW u got fuckin told. Damn i get 2 votes but niether one polled.....thats not a good sign

if u think the only thing thats a punchline was my 1st bar, get some glasses :)

everyones entitled to their own opinion though so its all good, i guess.

uppin for votes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!