You Stupid Kids!!
 

If you are under the age of 16.. I hate you. I am trying to find my damn cell phone, getting ever so more annoyed the more I look.. and now I got you children at my doors before 4 pm? THATS NOT WHEN YOU TRICK OR TREAT SLUTS. Wait til it's dark or something. Let me search for my phone in peace. STUPID KIDS with their STUPID PARENTS. I hate you all.

Sorry... I'm Just Really Hungry. And I'm 17... Not Under 16.

Don't answer the door

I just moved here.. and if I dont answer the door they will think I am the town dick, which in a way.. I am.. but don't want them knowing that yet.

:gfy:

And The Questions Stand...

Did You Give Them Candy?

Where Is Your Cell Phone?

put a note on your door saying
"I don't have Candy, You Stupid Fucks"
or something along those lines

TheEnd: and now these got damn trick or treaters comin to my door
TheEnd: shits like daylight.. barely past noon
TheEnd: and they comin to my door
TheEnd: ima throw a potato at one
J self B: does your phone beep when its really low on batteries?
J self B: LMAO!
TheEnd: yeah.. it does :-)
TheEnd: but not when its on silent
TheEnd: which it is on.
J self B: Start handing out the white powder (not coke)
TheEnd: haha.. i should put flour on my candy
J self B: I think it does?...my moms does
TheEnd: and wear a shirt that says.. I <3 anthrax
J self B: LMAO!
J self B: and play "Antrax"
J self B: h*
J self B: its a punk band...
TheEnd: my phonnneeee
TheEnd: i want it
TheEnd: damnit
TheEnd: and these stupid trick or treaters
TheEnd: botherin me
TheEnd: at least they are nice.. goin 'welcome to the hood'
TheEnd: one was a cute blonde.. :-)
J self B: really?
J self B: how old?
TheEnd: yeah
TheEnd: she was all gored out.. like you like em
TheEnd: about 17 id guess
J self B: oh word? yuuuuumy
TheEnd: yeah.. had blood stains and everythin
TheEnd: she got murdered.. so she said
J self B: ok, thats a bit to far, for halloween its good, normal day, to far
TheEnd: had blood on white dress
J self B: lol, a wedding dress? thats dope
TheEnd: yeah.. lol
J self B: haha, seen that a lot, its funny

^ word

I'm Fucking Pissed off

good now go snatch candy off the kids

^Can it...
I might go rape ya moms...She almost gave me blue balls...
But then I said I'd Slit ya throat

Disconnect ur erm bell

Hmmz than they go knock..

Damn trick or treaters


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I'm Goin Trick Or Treatin Now Lmao... Its Mad Gay... But Candy Is Candy...

OMG

The thing is he is serious =/

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