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lol whoever sent me this is retarded

Roar10013: heyyy illmental, its stacey, u seem cool so i thought i shud speak to u n maybe cyber later ;-) hope u dont mind. so how r u?
illmental is GOD: lol
illmental is GOD: stacey?
illmental is GOD: stacey who
Roar10013: my bird just bit me :-\.
illmental is GOD: lol.. kill it
Roar10013: Have you heard Throw it up by Lil Jon and Eastside Boyz? it sounds so sweet with a couple nice subs.
illmental is GOD: hahaha... who is this
Roar10013: I'm Stacey.
illmental is GOD: your mom... shea got it goin on
illmental is GOD: shes*
Roar10013: have we talked b4?
illmental is GOD: yeah, we cybered.... i was the wizard
Roar10013: thats nice.
illmental is GOD: yes... i casted level 9 erection and you passed out
Roar10013: thats nice.
Roar10013: Your not talking
illmental is GOD: i know
illmental is GOD: so where did you get my sn?
Roar10013: its good u do know...
illmental is GOD: what
Roar10013: i'll probably never know.
illmental is GOD: How did you get my sn?
Roar10013: i'm pretty sure we have talked b4...
illmental is GOD: yeha
illmental is GOD: i think so
illmental is GOD: want to cyber?
Roar10013: im pretty bored, so I'm surfing AIMAwayMessages.com it's pretty cool, lots of funny away messages, what do you think?
Roar10013: so do you have a job?
illmental is GOD: yes ido
Roar10013: Ok.
illmental is GOD: do you?
Roar10013: i'm not sure .
illmental is GOD: are you a bot?
Roar10013: No. what about you?
illmental is GOD: yes.... im a bot, programmed to ram you in the ass
Roar10013: Alright.
illmental is GOD: lets cyber now
Roar10013: Do u have a lot of friends?
illmental is GOD: yes... but im horney so lets cyber
Roar10013: Alright.
illmental is GOD: do you want to start?
Roar10013: I'm not sure .
illmental is GOD: I think you are a bot
illmental is GOD: what website are you promoting?
Roar10013: Why do u think that i am a bot?
illmental is GOD: cause you have quick responses and they are all the same
Roar10013: i hate this heat! its driving me crazy.
illmental is GOD: its winter
Roar10013: So... do you have a car?
illmental is GOD: yes... do you have a cacr
Roar10013: Sometimes.
illmental is GOD: did you know i have an 11 in penis....
illmental is GOD: AROUND!?
Roar10013: once, many years ago.
Roar10013: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is now reading the whole conversation and laughing it up! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting http://aim.wasystems.net

LMFAO @ programmed to ram you in the ass
i got one of these to.

That's Pretty Dope, I'm Gonna Use That.

Yes so fuckin dope i may top myself

^^^lol i got you too!!!! hahahahahahahahaahhhahah

I kno you lil bitch

FAG mu'fucka best...(Enters a n00b's mindframe) Wreck-og-NiSe

Like my new name???

lmao!

Franchi$e Says..... No :)

F.a.G. 4 Life NucCa

Word.... F.A.G.s 4 Life Nucca!

<--- Creator

of what??? im the originl F.A.G.

Some Body Just Tried To Get Me Wit That Shit.

I Want To Know Who It Was.

* Started this whole trend by sending it to people *

Buncha Biters. Shit's fun though, and I know all the names by now, so no harm done. Jae's convo was pretty good though.. that horny slut.

Jae Cyph(7:08:28): Wanna cyber?
Roar10013(7:08:36): you wish :-P.
Jae Cyph(7:08:40): I know
Roar10013(7:08:49): lol ok.
Jae Cyph(7:08:54): lets fuck
Roar10013(7:09:03): Do you always talk like that in the company of a
lady?
Jae Cyph(7:09:08): nah
Jae Cyph(7:09:10): lets cyber

Roar10013(7:06:50): Hey Sexy, Adam gave me your name and said I
should hook up with you. What you think? Trial Cyber Session maybe?
LoL ;-)
JK(7:07:23): Do you do anal?
Roar10013(7:07:32): I'm not sure .
JK(7:08:13): How could you be unsure? It's not that hard to tell
whether or not you got a cock shoved down your ass or not.
Roar10013(7:08:25): I dont think so.
Roar10013(7:09:29): we should talk more?
JK(7:09:49): Only if you let me do you in the ass...


(a minute later.. )


JK(7:12:15): sorry, i dont think this relationship is going to
work
JK(7:12:19): bye :-(
Roar10013(7:12:29): have you had many relationships in the past?
Roar10013(7:13:33): yo?
JK(7:13:46): nigga, please.