I NEED SO MUCH HELP ... honestly please .. ill pay you back some how
 

ok ... its a long story ill make short

today i was informed that i might get expelled for this rap i wrote about sum gurl at my skool .... if i get expelled .. ill honestly like kill myself ... my parents would kill me first .. and my life would be officially over ...

i need a rappers help ... cuz heres the only plan i could come up with


ok ... i wrote it about sum lezbien ( real lezbien ) i was beefing with .. and i gave 20 copies ( written ) to peopel around skool ... a copy got into the vice principles hands... and he calls it " sexual harrasment " , and i am getting expelled , unless i can prove im innocent ( cuz of course i denied it ) , so my plan is .. i can tell him that i didnt write the rap , and ill prove it , ill get someone on here to record it ( good quility ) , ill burn it onto cd .. tell my principle your a famous rapper ( whoever you are ) , and therefore i couldnt have wrote it , and whoever gave him that copy got it from the internet off of someone famous ?

anyways , please one of u rappers take like 2 seconds to do this , its like 15 lines , u dont even gotta try ... the principle dont know , just make good qulity... just spit this stupid lil verse , and save my ass completely ....


my msn is kyle_spratt_16@hotmail.com

Aim is CrookedComical


please get back at me someone .. ASAP .. i need it by monday .... honestly ull save my life ....

peace

:nono: ..you are going to be a sex-offender.. :help: ..sucks..

k man thanx for the post ... is anyone on here gunna help me for real please .. just put yourself in my shoes man

lol. this has to be one of the funniest posts ive ever seen on any board.. hey man if you talked bout the girl personally then you cant squirm your way out of it.. but if you talked bout her not that persoanlly maybe you can

so which one is it are the lyrics real personal?

k man .. i admit this is a funny post .. if i seen it from sumone else i dunno what id do ... but heers what happened

she was talking shit about my dad ( who passed away 5 years ago ) , so i wrote a rap about her ... calling her the lezbien that she is .. and now im paying for it i guess.. but id really appreciate it if sumone helped me

I might be able to help you out, I'm not gonna rap for you, but I know a guy who's good and either he or someone he knows might do it for you if i can get them to, I'll do my best cuz shit I'd know I'd want someone to help me if I was you.

hey kid 500 dollars and ill set up a audio track for you..lol. what will it be

please stop

blend thanx man get at me on aim or msn .... u have a heart man


if people wanna drop hate or make fun of me its ok ... but i really need help

uppin?

lesbians are cool

come on man please be serious can u help me out ?

Give me lyrics... I may be able to tie it into 1st amendment rights and also artistic expression.

You Talk About Me,Just To Hide Your Own Pride /
You Went Lezz Cause You Relized You Couldnt Get Guys /
But You Were Surprised To Find That Gurls Also Wouldnt Date You /
Beause Straight Gay Or Lezz,People Still Hate You /
You Can Talk Shit To Sarah,I Wont Make A Big Fuss /
Its Obvious You Have A Fukin Crush On The Both Of Us /
Theres No Discussion,Your Discusting,Cause Girls You Like /
You Female Faggit I've Had It With You,You Dick Hatin Dyke /
You Started This Fight,But You Wont Stop It,Cause Your Stubborn /
You Munch So Much " Carpet " Your Mouth Has " Rugburn " /
When You Were Young Your Parents Bought You The Wrong Toys /
So You Grew Up To Be A Pussy Loving Ugly Tom Boy /
You Talk About My Dick In Grade 6 Bitch,You Gotta Be KIDDEN Me /
You Sucked It Before Puberty Even Started Fukin HITTIN Me /
You Talk About Sexual Activity,You Gotta Be SHITTEN Me /
Scott Dumped You The Minute He Took Your Virginity

You never used her name...
Therefore it falls under artistic expression.
Say you are venting your feelings through fictitious stories...

After all... Mark Twain basing a story over real events but not using the subjects name would not be grounds to punish him for writing on experiences.

I could get legal with it but I dont have time to search fro legal precedents and etc.

2 Live Crew got away with worse

and never say anything bad about lesbians
they are our punishment for being assholes

yeah but i already denied it to the vice principles :S

Fuck it... fess up to it and it falls under artistic expression...
If you get expelled you can sue the school

nah man the shit is too personal you talked bout she got dumped by someone named scott and you threw in names like sarah.. sad to say it man but youll be lucky if you dont get expelled

my moms a lesbian...so i'm pretty offended

^lol funny way to look at it hahahaa

lol thats kind of funny. but dont go kill yourself over getting kicked out of school.

what the hell kind of school do you go to? expelling you over a song you wrote? lol

and unless they hvae undenieable proof that it was you that wrote it they cant expell you.

Thanx alot everyone for real ... i dunno ... i think i was pretty convincing in lieing .. i dont wanan fess up to it ... but if it comes down to it ... and they found out i lied .. ill use this law stuff .. thanx ....

but if i got expeleld from this skool ... for real ... it be so gay /// my parents would kill me .... and theres no other good skools to go to around here .. i fukin hate change for real ... changign skools is a big change to :S

uppin for anything else

WTF man schools in Canada are so gay, they gon expel u for writin some stupid shit about some fuckin ho lol thats fucked up right there........I think u should tell em it was u and then tell'em she talked about your dead dad and u didnt know how it got around school, u jus wrote it for yourself and somehow it got out so it aint your fault, cuz last time I checked ure allowed to write whatever the fuck u want in your own time for your own amusement in your own privacy..............fuckin dyke lol

And if they do kick u out for freedom of speech then SUE THEM!!!!!

lyrical jesus thanx man ...

i donno what to say ... it still hasnt hit me yet ... i might get expelled .. its fukin overwhelming ... and fucked

Im tellin u they cant do shit if they cant prove that u gave it out on purpose so jus say u dont know how it got around.. and if i was u id say i wrote it cuz they allready know u did and will expel u anyway

..You made it look worse then it actually was..
They'll probably lecture you & get it over with..

There's gotta be someone here that'll help you out. Lazy bastards.

ur an idiot... most "Rapists"/"sex offenders" they check there computer, to see if he's into real hard porn, gagging etc... and check other shit.. haha
Just man up 2 it.. goto a community highschool get ur diploma or g.e.d and goto college

i'm pretty sure you arent allowed to write whatever you want and then distribute 20 copies around school. freedom of speech is a little different in a school envirement..although expulsion is a little much

Ill rap it... ferreal...prolli not the best quailty but PMif ur interested...

cuz that happened 2 one of my friends at my skool... it was gay he was showin me a suicide rap altho he wasnt doin shit so i thought it was gay..

we got caught and we sed... we found it on the ground,but in ur case ur gonna need some help...lol

i dunno man message me..im fucked lol

kyle-spratt-16@hotmail.com

AIM = crookedcomical

word it is a artistic expression and if they try and expell you remind them that your lawyer would love to bring them to court for violating you constitutional rights to freedom of speech and expression.

School is shitty. You can get expelled for giving someone a cough drop. And that has actually happened.

But I got kicked out of my old school and sent to an alternative one. It's a lot better. You can walk around with knives, they have a special place for all the smokers. And on top of it all, I'm actually learning things and getting good grades. (Albiet, all I have to do is show up to class and not get sent out.)

Maybe it'll be for the best? I dunno. I'll email you, see if I can help or not. I'm not the best audio head, but right now you're looking for anyone else to take the heat but you.

Master of FLows!! uh oh uh oh!!
Master of FLows!! uh oh uh oh!!

you think words were bad, well Im climbing threw her window
cut cut cut cut and then I discard her , legs akimbo
I enjoyed the deep dicking ,my blade niceinto her anus
I cut it out and took a bite , on TV and now Im famouse

The famouse anus ripper! Uh! The famouse anus ripper! Uh!

fuck you die whore, eat my spermage...where my niggras uh uh uh , were my niggras uh uh uh!!

My cock is like the pump , Im still filling tanks in Mayberry, fuck andy, fuck barney, aunt be was a cunt and I left opie dead in a ditch

NIGGA !WHAT!!1

Nigga yeah

Just layin on my bed cain't be feelin' fina',
Tuck my snake between my legs make a mangina,

Then I hear a sound like a tip toe in a slipper,
Then I gettin' cut by the famouse anus ripper! The famous anus ripper!

Got deep dicked and a blade in my ass,
But fortunately for me his spermage came fast.

His cock was like a pump, and he filled my tank,
Sure I'm a homeboy, but i'm also now a skank.

haha I have a mangina right now!