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Funniest Thing U Done When Your Drunk*
Alright I got well drunk last night and I was doing
some funny ass things, I decieded to jump over a 6ft hedge and landed on my shoulder its fucked & I can't type. Also a year back I was on a boat on the Themes I decieded to try and go for a swim 4 friends had to hold me down lol. So whats the funniest thing u done drunk? |
I took 4 E's, Drank a bottle of bourbon then shot a guy 9 times..
That was pretty funny. |
Really ? 4 E's would kill funny shit shoting someone 9 times
as well. |
lmao at poet...or nos..ect..
. . funniest shit,...umm walked into a department store totally toasted found a milf in the womens bra n panties section stood next to her while she was checkin out a bra n yelled *no mommy i don't wanna wear it anymore*...lmao, shit the chick was soo imbarressed she like ran outta the store n i was escorted outta the store banned n eventually charged with harrassment...n the best part 3 freinds of mine video taped the entiore thing...n they paid for the charges cause it was a dare..< that i came up with..! |
read peoples verses that think they're nice on this site
still got me :roll: |
<<<<<never got drunk before
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Your mom.......and had you.
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Lol^..................
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got drunk smoked 2 FAT blunts walked in to a grocery stored pissed on the meats n threw up on tha cashier
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got fucked as and started acting like a fuck!! Then i fell off my chair and my head landed on a bottle of lion red(beer) and i got 32 stitches in the back of my head!
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HMM... ^^
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^ Roger that...he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
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i got pissed one night after a party... and was walkin home with ma matez and needed to ahve a piss so bad, and went to what i thought was a toilet pissed there and it was a bus stop with a hobo sleeping.... that was piss funny my freind recorded it on his phone the hobo was so fukn mad.. lol
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^Do your friends often record you having a piss?
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Damn, you must run with a whole bunch of homo-thugs if they're watching you piss.
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fuck my mates record me all the time!!!!! fuck everytime i get drunk they take out the camera and fucking record me doing wack shit, so im barrasing!
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yea it shitz ya sumtimes doesnt it...
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^GUESS WHAT...
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what????????????????
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Shut up.. Pictures are dope..
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oiooooooooooohhhhhhhhh.,,,,,poeticLLY OWNED BY....nOS...
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I think the correct term is..
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lmao @ both pics.. haha... guess wat ur still a homo that was funny shit...
funniest thing that i did was spew up on the dude i was guna fight n then bashed him haha |
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Shit had me laffin so much. that was ownage. pz. |
i got shit-faced at a club in Manhattan with these 4 chicks, went to the men's room,saw my reflection in the mirror and laughed my ass off while touching my face and telling myself that it felt numb... then i woke up 1&1/2 hours later leaning on toilet seat with my elbow...had to be carried out by the bouncer and woke up at home (Brooklyn) with vomit all over my clothes... the females i was with went back to the club after they dropped me off
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Thats not funny thats embarasing lol..
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^^ uh huh that shits mad embarrasing
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bet you felt a write Knob Cheeses,. i didnt even crack a generous :). it was funni. pz. |
pissed in a garbage can hung upside down from a gazebo lookin like spiderman talked to pocket security who ended up callin the cops but i was gone then we went to mc donalds and i order in the drive trough with no car
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woke up in the middle of the park with assorted garden trimmings and whatnot.
Kinda wierd. Luckily hangovers never happen with me, cos i woulda been dead that day :thumbup: |
I tripped and landed in the fire after tackling a trash can. w00t.
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I answered a thread for collabs with VillagePimp...
...Lol I'm playin', but when you gone holla at me about that? |
pierced my nuts with a crawing pin, but in the same night i trod on a broom and hit myself in the eye, put my nuts on a spinning bike tyre and shaved my hair off......
all for a video camera :( not a good night!! |
had sex......................
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well On my B day a week ago alomost I had FINE ass strippers at my house and I was FUCKED UP and the bitch put her ass in my face and told me not to spread her cheeks so i spreaded her cheeks and put my thumb in her ass!! lol and she turned around and choked me with her legs!!! lol
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^Funniest thing he's ever done drunk was tell the most asinine lie imaginable...case in point... |
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ok then its a lie when it really happened faggot!!!! :nono: |
OK, well I'm sure Your girlfriend would be happy to know that (she's the one on the left by the way).
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if thats true, thats some funny "arse" shit.lol but if its a lie then your quite sad.... |
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it aint a lie homie!!! :thumbup: its nothing but tha truth but niggaz on this site clown on u cuz they aint ever got pussy they just make threads to be cool!!! :thumbup: |
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