Drop the lamest rhyme you can think of...
 

Hi///
I'm dry///
I'll burn you up with french fries///
I can light you up on a kite///
wanna fight???!?///

your turn, drop your masterpiece :thumbup:

What a gay thread/
Thats why no one replied//

wow, ur gay//
hello i say//

a story muthafucka ill fuck you up re write you bitch
drop you as fast as possible hahah

Lmfao @ kids posting 40 as their net rec and thinking it is dope..

*looks around whispers to poet topical battle me an you soon..*

lol actually it is 40 tho....my brotherpara one...Brotherpara: 9-10 NoMercy: 15-12/13(not sure) ~{Exclusive}~ from rb: 1-1 and then this one

check EFL xclusive your time has come..........

Introspect, no doubt. Anytime you like.

Xclusive, yea I dont doubt ya man, its jus a small rec to be sigging..

im dope n smoke dat cheeba kinda shit...
cuz my momma told me n she aint a bitch..
.
lol

yea set it up then...but your gonna be waiting awile i got 2 battles to work on but damn i wanna work on some open mics right away sick of battling but yea ill do it..

ok but its a punchline you gotta drop tonight in like 10 mins lol its only two lines

ok fine wit me...set it up then...

Lame^
shame^
....................

yo, if u bitch muthaphukkaz start comin in my city/
i'll drop u 2 tha ground like ya grandmuthaz saggin titties/

rofl, now THATS wack, werd

people here's "Perval Phenom"..."Superior Herbs" at his best
you rapping...is stranger than Shakur at a Ku Klux Klan fest
ain't seen action from Verbal yet...guess I'll need specticles
he's either a hard nut to crack...or pebbles rep his testicles
said he is a man of his words...so I'm thinking he'll be ripped
thought he mastered flowing...when he nose he just dripped
don't try make one-way verdicts...out of my nuclear surface
punches missing more than water supply of Jamie Lee Curtis
drop da mic, you've taken this too serious...kid it ain't smart
met verbal phenom, now I know why conversation's a lost art
cut ya fingers off ...this battle's over, but the humble fact is
his punch be carried out...but he can't put them to practise
^^werd

no hate plutonium.. but this is a stupid thread..
pz

YOU were brotherPARA,.... that guy was fuckin wack!!! and that guys you... which means your wack..

so whats with the ego?

lol i could prolly post some of my step brothers verses on here from when he got on a few of my tracks....kid has no flow...took him like an hour to record a 30 second verse....pitiful

i eat emcees
because im hun-gry

This thread is Dumb
Your a bum,
Do drink sum rum,
Get shot in your thumb,
Peace, Im done

werd
ur a terd

actually your the one with terd rubbed all over your face its crusty and dry why would you rub such a thing on your face to actact flys?:)

your mom;)........she thought of it for me so dont blame me..;)

I am back
I am wack

Who are u findin me sippin on yoohoo
Fuck u 2 and Kiddy boo Poo Poo WHo?


Lol kinda some shit em said on encore

Ahaha, Em is hella mad

zig to the zag is back and i can call u a queer in a rap
why do that when i can pour some beer in your lap

weerd

yo u can't rhyme at my level u alwayz be tellin liez
welcome 2 my world open ur eyez oopz pow suprise

haha thatz sum shit that wuz on chappelle show or sumthin like that

.....................deserves a freepost.

lmao...why dont u just battle me. Damn herbs!

From Coming to America.........

"My name is Peaches and I'm da best...
All the DJs want to feel my breast...."

lol, one of the funniest lines in the movie............

scary movie 3- "how many bitches have i slapped? zero. and martha stewart happens to be my hero."

Malibus most wanted is good 2 for funny lines. "Traffic, traffic, lookin for my chapstick, feelin kinda carsick, theres a ford mavrick."

here's for the niggas who look like me
if u look like me.. ur a crook like me..!
it probably means u got money from the book like me

auctually WTF? that's dope.

H o l l a.

Ima White boy(?) but my neck is red
i put miracle whip on my wonderbread

lmfao at that line

That is plutonium's rhyme..

I cut throats with my rap notes
rap bout hoes on the bike my cat rodes

^^^godly

u suck
youre a duck
on a truck
trying to fuck
over his luck

^weerd.

i rhyme.........one line.........at a time........add sum lime....
i drink....i think.....u stink......wink wink...
hee hee...how how...thats funny....i laugh
i stop....i roll...i light...i puff.............i pass

This thread is gay


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