Riddles......
 

Ok lets see the brain waves moving....


A man left his house to go to work, when he got home he saw that his house had been broken into. The robbers had taken everything in his house except for 2 one hundred dollar bills that were in plain sight.

Why weren't the one hundred dollar bills taken?

because they could use the 200 dollr bills to pay for the damage they did

They were glued to the floor

All i can say is that they are dumbasses...

because one of them worked at 7/11 and had left the cash register unattended and had to run back to work. no locks ya see.

^^^^^ yeah word to that... wtf... mmmmm.... *thinks hard*
fuck i dunno

WTF!!!! is that rite???

Cause the mans job was being a bank robber he just robbed his own house and left the 200 there.

Because they were an electricity bill for one hundred dollars and a phone bill for one hundred dollars :thumbup:

^^^ BOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yeah thats bad.

Two men are found dead in a cabin. Neither killed each other and neither were murdered by anyone else. They did not die of natural causes but they both suffered a very bloody death.......how were they killed?

So what I'd still take that shit!!!! I'd take the fuck'n dog too, and the cat. Give me the option I'll take there mother fucking toilet paper!!!

i got one, riddley, riddley, riddley ree, i see someone gay, who could it be?

Q: A magician walked into a room and claimed he could stop a light bulb from shining with his bare hand. How did he do this?

Turned off the fuk'n light switch

Or unscrewed it.....

How come no one tried my riddle?

turned it off i was just hoping someone would say something really stupid enygma what was the answer to your question about the 2 guys in a cabin ?

They both killed themselves, it says that they didnt' kill each other and they didn't die of natural causes it doesn't say anything about them not killing themselves.

It was a plane crash.......the cabin was the cabin to an airplane :thumbup:

Fuck'n Taliban. . . .

lmao ^^ good one ......

i got 1....

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

January. or March but possibly October

Johnny you fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah its johny dammit.... "johnys mother" has three "children"
duuuhhhh.... lol at enygma ridlle... i like that!

A man died from a bullet wound in his car... There were not holes to be found anywhere on the car... The windows were rolled up... He did not shoot himself... No one else in the car shot him... How did the bullet get there?

um.... it was stuck on the steering wheel and he feel on it?

^^^ Nope..........

sum1 shot him then put him in tha car or shot him wen he had tha windowz down then rolled them up

No... But good guess... He was shot while in the car...

he got shot wit a gun b4 he got in tha car....he got in tha car an died an tha coroner or wuteva "shot" a picture of him wit a camera afta he died?

Aight homie... He was in the car the whole time... He was shot, killed, whatever in the car...

Well... I'm going to bed... Answer is that the car was a convertable...

I know.....it was a convertible......the top was down

I'm a fucking genius....

.....Step right up folks and see if you can stump the amaaaaaaazing Enygma :thumbup:

Just for the record......I got it before Anxiety posted the answer :thumbup:

okay enygma try this

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?

Just because it wasn't discovered doesn't mean it wasn't the tallest....

Answer = Mt Everest :thumbup:

^i think we go 2 tha same site haha.....

If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.