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Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 03:50 PM

C.A.L.I!!!!! I ... oww... my back....
 
ok, kiddies, listen up. I don't know why my daughter wants to bring the shit down on poor lil Blaster. <that's what I call him because when he gets in his... nevermind, personal matters don't belong here. But poor lil Blaster, don't deserve all the hate. He just a lil boy that wants to make it big. He likes to work at Wendy's, and I sometimes visit, and he shows me to the restroom, and then we... oh, dag gong, there I go again. *PErsonal matters elsewhere, Urma* Oh, sorry, talking to myself. But for the reelz, I believe that's how you kiddies say it, stop hatting on my lil blaster. He is truly one of a kind. He can't rap, he tried making a song "I wanna fuck you granny".. oh not again. *Bad Urma* but that song sucked. But damn, kiddies, my teeth are falling out so I best be going. good biddings to all and a happy easter!!!

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 03:52 PM

Granny, I told you to stay off of the internet. Now you done got all of Cali's business on the net. I hate this family. I got a gay brother who thinks he's a rap star, a mom who sleeps with strangers and a grandma who is senile. ahhhhh.

Nynth Degree 12-27-04 03:53 PM

Somebody explain to me...
*Edit*
Nevermind, I'm cool with it...

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 03:54 PM

like i said before my rap name is sin cere. and my grandma is not an herb. we just don't want yall making fun of our cali. and stop giving me the ninth degree.

Compose 12-27-04 03:55 PM

werd wats goin on wit all these threads lol

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 03:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CALI'S BROTHER
Granny, I told you to stay off of the internet. Now you done got all of Cali's business on the net. I hate this family. I got a gay brother who thinks he's a rap star, a mom who sleeps with strangers and a grandma who is senile. ahhhhh.

oh, damn, Pea balls (i got a reason for this too lil man), you making me angry. The cane is down. lets go Pea Balls!!! I remember that tape you brought home one day that you showed me when you asked me to jack you off. You sick lil perveted nut scratcher. only fags watch a tape of Cali and Lil Cali doing the due like woo!!! oh my... *fans myself* is it hot in here or is it jus me?

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 03:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CALI'S BROTHER
like i said before my rap name is sin cere. and my grandma is not an herb. we just don't want yall making fun of our cali. and stop giving me the ninth degree.

yea, degrees? fuck what degrees you talking about sonny? last thing I heard you flunked kindygarten. And now you talkin' about getting degrees? fuck out of here soony.

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 03:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cali's Grandma
oh, damn, Pea balls (i got a reason for this too lil man), you making me angry. The cane is down. lets go Pea Balls!!! I remember that tape you brought home one day that you showed me when you asked me to jack you off. You sick lil perveted nut scratcher. only fags watch a tape of Cali and Lil Cali doing the due like woo!!! oh my... *fans myself* is it hot in here or is it jus me?



granny call cali and tell him to bring me a double cheeseburger home from work. and grannie stop spreading our business. bingo starts in five minutes, get your teeth in.

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 03:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CALI'S BROTHER
granny call cali and tell him to bring me a double cheeseburger home from work. and grannie stop spreading our business. bingo starts in five minutes, get your teeth in.

yea, that's not what you told me when you shoved yo pea sized dick in my face, sonny. *grabs bingo board* :)

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:04 PM

where's your big mouth now Pea Balls? :shoot: *pulls out Ak-48*

Oz™ 12-27-04 04:05 PM

calis brother + calis grandma = gayness

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ill.Logic
calis brother + calis grandma = gayness

Your father+me= you... shut up, sonny....

Cali's d/r 12-27-04 04:08 PM

Oh hush, Cali is dope:):):)

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cali's d/r
Oh hush, Cali is dope:):):)

oh, baby, hop on my dick please... you can call me cali too. :hump:

Cali's d/r 12-27-04 04:11 PM

^Cali version 2.0:):):)

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 04:12 PM

granny, i was wondering where your broom went, what little cali doing with that.

Cali's d/r 12-27-04 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CALI'S BROTHER
granny, i was wondering where your broom went, what little cali doing with that.

He's making happy time:):):)

Insight. 12-27-04 04:13 PM

Ok, these are just annoying now. They are different IPs, so is this one person with AOL, or multiple people doing this?

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CALI'S BROTHER
granny, i was wondering where your broom went, what little cali doing with that.

i don't kno, but all I kno is when you were sleeping, yo broom was down my... you kno. :evilgrin: :hump:

Cali's d/r 12-27-04 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Personify
Ok, these are just annoying now. They are different IPs, so is this one person with AOL, or multiple people doing this?

The Prophet's back, eh? maybe you shoudl leave again:):):)

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 04:15 PM

oh grandma cali, your so nasty. where did cali get all the truck jewelry in this photo. he's so bling bling.

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cali's d/r
The Prophet's back, eh? maybe you shoudl leave again:):):)

yes, I hate herbs like him. I used to smoke y'all back in the day. But because of that I sound like Eminem in his Call to PAul skit. :thumbup:

Ancel 12-27-04 04:16 PM

you fucking homos stealin my ideas and shit

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CALI'S BROTHER
oh grandma cali, your so nasty. where did cali get all the truck jewelry in this photo. he's so bling bling.

i don't kno, but you smiled when I did the deed. :)

and Led Poetic, the only thing poetic about you was the way you brought it to me on Monday. ohhh, baby..... :hump:

Macca 12-27-04 04:17 PM

lol. It ain't annoying. It's amusing.

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 04:17 PM

homos, my name is sin cere. and i wood preciate it if you dont talk like that around grandma cali.

Oz™ 12-27-04 04:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cali's Grandma
Your father+me= you... shut up, sonny....



your post=nasty

calis greatgrandma + calis greatgrandpa = one big pussy

:thumbup:

50hater_killer 12-27-04 04:18 PM

what the hell and this is why we smoke weed. :)

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Legend
lol. It ain't annoying. It's amusing.

like yo girl on me last night. now THAT was amazing. Funny thing is when yo girl was on me, she looked... haha beef for later. :)

Macca 12-27-04 04:19 PM

lmfao at kkkhater. Good one. hahahahahahahahahahhaaha. Freepost

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 04:19 PM

you mean mary juana, i heard that makes you crazy. cali brought some called chronic home the other day, he stayed up all night watching i love lucy and eating twinkies after that. no mary juana for me.

Ancel 12-27-04 04:19 PM

i dont give a fuck who yuo are3... you still a faggot for doing some shit that already been done

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:20 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ill.Logic
your post=nasty

calis greatgrandma + calis greatgrandpa = one big pussy

:thumbup:

yea, I still can't believe I married him. :nono: you can't own me son, so shut up. That birth mark on yo face, is cuz I tried to burn your face when you were sleeping because you were so ugly. :)

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 04:20 PM

led don't make me break out one of my muscles on you. i aint scared of no pencil.

C.A.L.I's Mother 12-27-04 04:21 PM

see i have already done this yetsterday on this name faggots

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:21 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by CALI'S BROTHER
you mean mary juana, i heard that makes you crazy. cali brought some called chronic home the other day, he stayed up all night watching <a href="i%20love%20lucy" onmouseover="window.status='i love lucy'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">i love lucy</a> and eating twinkies after that. no mary juana for me.

mary juana? I think I fucked that girl when I was 18. :hump:

and LEd Poetic, get out of here. you ugly hoe. stop being mad that I slapped yo ass to hard and popped that big fat pimple on it. :hump:

CALI'S BROTHER 12-27-04 04:21 PM

momma, momma is that really u?

C.A.L.I's Mother 12-27-04 04:22 PM

fucking idiots.

Cali's Grandma 12-27-04 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by C.A.L.I's Mother
see i have already done this yetsterday on this name faggots

wait, LEd, you fucked my daughter? damn, I knew she had bad taste. :nono:

50hater_killer 12-27-04 04:22 PM

what the hell is this all out family night or just a nigga or should I say cracka who is just fuckin with us? :D


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