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Funniest Jokes You Heard....
1.... I heard that someone did an audio diss to a chick and said:
"a female's puss was so loose.. when she has sex it's like someone throwing a hotdog through a hallway......" {dv8 told me about this.. lol} 2 what does Michael Jackson have in common with a beach? they both have people sayin' stay outta my "son".. 3 why does Michael Jackson like 21 year old males? --because there's 20 of them.. 4 what stays blue-ish purple and at the bottom of a pool? --a baby with your foot on it's neck There's some really funny ones.. but fa now, that's all.. and DON'T use this shit in ur battles.. with that said.. What's the funniest jokes you've heard from someone..? |
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What is bad at text battling? SPuL I know its predictable but its good :D |
who is gay and thinks their the best at text battling but really suck fucking balls and diss everyone else..
fucka socrates.. nah jp but those is some funny jokes.. cept for the baby shit.. fuckin creepy.. |
What's dope to laugh and jerk off too at the same time?
Rape vids. . . . . I found it funny =/ |
i find you being an 11 year old mcdonalds addict. fucka my sister got raped...and fuckin got pregnant had to get an abortion bitch...
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Oh shit, Am I supposed to care??? |
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your a punk ass bitch.... pissing me off you little fat ass pre-pubescent bitch..
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The hotdog one is played round here.......
but the funniest joke i herd was..... SO this guy walks into a bar......... ...........................................and says OUCH! :thumbup: :laugh2: |
not to funny buts its kool
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nah, I think yo voice is the funniest oke here. You sound like a girl, dude. Grow some balls, kid. And stop wit this stupid text dissing. Pick up a mic and spit. damn kid. lol you sound like 10 yrs old in yo audio, and lol @ you sayin' "when I do audio, I'll be the best" and I'm still waiting to be banned, yo. :( lol |
^^that's Mike Hawk, fa goodness sake, he's on Socrates name.. lol ha ha hee hee He said that already, i believe... yep, he did.......
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fuck that fo reel, no hate but I kno. You see open mic? he dissed me, the real Soc, and those ip's don't match. I ain't hating on you but fo reel, it ain't involve you, this between me and soc. and that kid really shouldn't be talkin' shit if he can't man up and spit on a mic, unless it's gay talk. |
why are jews noses so big?
cuz the air is free how do you fit 3 fags on a stool? turn it upside down |
I kno u ain't hatin and u frustrated........ but 2 days ago, Socrates gave his name up to Mike Hawk... he tried playin a joke and it bombed, i was just stating that but, y'all can continue with y'all "argument"--but why y'all take it to my thread lol.................. go on since it's already started :thumbup:
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nah, he started. stupid pussy can't get my name out of his mouth. fuckin' homo thug.
and yes, my name is back. :) |
Wow @ SPuL
Nigga, you fuckin garbage ass Punjabi MC Like I was trying to impress anyone. Wow you're stupid. w/e |
I haven't been on Soc's name since that day.
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Is it hot in here...or is it just Lady Fiya?
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Noott really that funny
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^...Damnit.....
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stop spreadin that everywhere, and tell me how u do that to ur title... ha ha
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I love your threads now :(.. you have the cool music on your avatar lol |
not if he (dabatos) post more than one time....... lol.. it sounds fucked up.. lol
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Lil cali
^^Best joke ever |
that musics a pain. im tryna listen to beats......
any ways.... here's a good one. 2 couples' A fag couple and A lesbian couple. Are driving from New York to California. What couple gets there first? The lesbians. Why? . . . . . . The Lesbians are doin 69, And the Fags are still packin thier shit. |
that song reminds me everyday why he was so fuckin dope.. :( *shed tear for pac*
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lmao............ nice one, but i was listenin to a beat too....... lmao... |
Well, now Dabatos can post.
But if you put some wack shit there, I'm shanking your bitchass. |
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kid, pick up a fuckin' mic, how many times I gotta say it? you already proved you do audio (lmfao) so lets battle kid. Audio. any site I don't care. weerd... |
most of em were good. num 3 waz wack..
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funniest joke ive ever heard was...
Cali was dope ahaha |
damnit niggas make a joke ...I wanna laugh.. I miss fiya
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ahhhh..... y does michael Jackson get so much plastic surgery done???
. . . . . . . . . So he cant be identified in a line-up (heard it before his recent situation) Wat the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt turn to ashes wen u put it in the oven Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time??? Because he doesnt know that he's black! How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? By rearrangin the furniture ahhh cant think of any else right now that are really short like those |
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Dont Realli Recall N e Punch Type Jokes But These Mom Jokes Wass Funni As Hell..
Ya Mom So Dirty She Gotta Creep Up On Bath Water.... Ya Mom So Old She Sat Behind Jesus In 3rd Grade.... Ya Mom So Ugli She Went Ta Haunted House And Tha Pepl Came Out With A Aplication... Ummmm...Ya Mom So Poor She Goin In Kfc Ta Lick Pepls Fingers Lmao.... These Wass Funni As Hell When I 1st Heard Them............ |
^..i cant even understand what the fuck this kid is sayin! shit, u got bad grammar.....neways these were funny as.
Why is Stevie Wonder smiling all the time??? Because he doesnt know that he's black! lmao! How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? By rearrangin the furniture thats just plain mean. lmao..u got funny jokes fux. or maybe im just too drunk! heh |
Since When Wass You,Mih English Teacher Talkin About Mih Grammar?
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Yeah hi gotz sumz jokes yo kthx whassz iz dis datt u mother so ugly telephone cablez so funny wen i 1zt hear'ed dem |
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