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Logic The Goonie 03-17-05 01:35 AM

Condoms...
 
Word Sizzle: aiyo
Word Sizzle: do you ever have trouble putting condoms on?
Word Sizzle: like
Word Sizzle: even with magnums, condoms strangulate my dick suppresively
U Wan Taco: lol
Word Sizzle: im not trying to brag but i was just like "wtf?"
U Wan Taco: get used to it..
Word Sizzle: so its normal for us big dicked monsters right?
U Wan Taco: condoms r condoms man......they do what they do....dont worry about em
U Wan Taco: u think too much
Word Sizzle: nah yo
Word Sizzle: cuz BEFORE
Word Sizzle: i would put it on pretty easily and shit
Word Sizzle: but now i gotta wrestle my dick just to get 3 inches in
U Wan Taco: get the chick to put it on with her mouth ;-)
Word Sizzle: if you say so
Word Sizzle: btw, thinking is a very common characteristic among smart people
U Wan Taco: -_-
U Wan Taco: nah but like......some things dont need that much thought put into them
Word Sizzle: ok, well im sorry for thinking i have an abnormaly large penis because it wont fit in condoms anymore, even though you never answered my question

SOMEONE answer.

Status 03-17-05 01:38 AM

i dont wear condoms anymore, LOL but its all good, and i think they are soppused to be tight on your dick? im not sure, maybe its just me

but yeah condoms suck, they take away fomr the beauty of FUCKING

La Cosa Nostra 03-17-05 01:39 AM

What question is there to answer.. Your just trynna brag fool.. :rolleyes:

Logic The Goonie 03-17-05 01:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nostradamus
What question is there to answer.. Your just trynna brag fool.. :rolleyes:

Word Sizzle: aiyo
Word Sizzle: do you ever have trouble putting condoms on?

Status 03-17-05 01:42 AM

i dont put the condoms on, she do it for me, so i wouldnt know

La Cosa Nostra 03-17-05 01:43 AM

Oh right.

Well no not really.. And I cant see you having a dick much bigger than mine muf fucka.. Maybe you just got a chode.. :laugh:

poetry2abeat 03-17-05 01:44 AM

well condoms got real tight on me the last few years, i wouldnt say dont use them but get your girl on birth control,
or use a bigger magnum ya feel?

The Blacc Bar 03-17-05 01:47 AM

ma girl carries them lil diaphram watevas

dont feel much from a con. to me and shes da 1 strugglin to put it in so im off da hook

bitches at ma skoo be like wats yo shoe size, i say 15, its like OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, iz dat big or sumtin, i wouldnt no

Logic The Goonie 03-17-05 01:50 AM

Yeah I rock size 13 and bitches be faintin and shit. Then you just happen to see dudes with little dicks and size 28 shoes and realize how stupid it is.

Terumoto 03-17-05 01:53 AM

^why you seein big feet dudes dicks?

Status 03-17-05 01:53 AM

i wear a size 9 LOL but i wouldnt say i have a lil dick but not the biggest dick, just a lil above average

The Blacc Bar 03-17-05 01:54 AM

lol, like Shaq

i was like dat shit dont make since cuz shaq rock like a 24

dey was like "omg, i wanna fucki him"

think about it

if shaq had less than a 20 he would fall over his own damn body

stupid bitches

Logic The Goonie 03-17-05 01:58 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by One M.B.
^why you seein big feet dudes dicks?

Locker rooms and shit. And OMG I *must* be gay for ever seeing another guys penis.

O
M
G

The Blacc Bar 03-17-05 02:01 AM

werd

OMB haz been out of high skoo to long,lol

The Blacc Bar 03-17-05 02:03 AM

high skoo showers iz like jail showers except instead of gettin fucked in da ass

they take all ya clthes and throw 'em outside on da Senior Walk

lmao

dis nigga in ma P.E. class was so emberassed he shifted skoo's after dat

..Decree.. 03-17-05 02:09 AM

condoms are gayness but fuck aids so eh....:)

FlowIntelligent. 03-17-05 02:26 AM

Condoms are wack.......AT TIMES!! now check it.. if you fuckin a clean bitch and you know she a clean bitch (virgin, went to get tested etc.) Then have fun hittin it raw. But word to me if i dont know you, dont know where you been, oh HELLL NAH


I still aint strappin one on

:thumbup:

fuck that ill put 9 on.

Be smart kids, Get tested :thumbup:

..Decree.. 03-17-05 02:29 AM

oh yes i know nessa clean me+nessa=:hump:

Status 03-17-05 02:31 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by FlOw InTeLLiGeNt

Be smart kids, Get tested :thumbup:


yo the last person who try to test me got a fucking bloody nose, and black eye,
lol
dont ever try to test me nigga, LOL
but really i got tested and they said i was
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.dope LOL

FlowIntelligent. 03-17-05 02:35 AM

lol you didnt take the right test creat you got AIDS but they didnt know how to break it to you .. sorry man :9

Terumoto 03-17-05 02:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
werd

OMB haz been out of high skoo to long,lol


Nah I pimped all the bitchez at my high school. I chilled naked with them in their showers. they be havin fights like "no me next!" and I be like.. "calm down ladies you'll all get a turn."

..Decree.. 03-17-05 02:40 AM

this is bullshit soundclick been down all fuckin day wackness omb knows...:) i need some kfc...:(

Miss. Lyricist 03-17-05 03:09 AM

I like flavored condoms....

Remember kids, you had to come from somewhere! You don't call the stork daddy, now do you?

∆ P E X X 03-17-05 03:15 AM

I used to HATE condoms till I started wearing magnums. Now I enjoy sex again - and that's something NO responsible person should be robbed of. Do I have problems putting them on? It's always a PITA till I get under the head, then it's a breeze the further down it goes.

Prophysics 03-17-05 03:17 AM

^^^i need to get some of those, becuase my girl hates the flavor of my kids LOl

∆ P E X X 03-17-05 03:17 AM

Oh, BTW, condoms don't to jack shit to prevent against AIDS. Just pregnancy and most fluid-trasmitted STDs. They tell you so right on the box.

Miss. Lyricist 03-17-05 03:19 AM

Omg, I didn't know you could read! Omg, omg!


LOL. :thumbup:

Logic The Goonie 03-17-05 03:22 AM

^^Stopped talking to me on AIM cuz she's my pimp and bitches weren't paying. :(

K.ontroverz.Y 03-17-05 04:27 AM

maybe you fucked too many camels and now you have a new deseases that makes your dick swollen..

and clearly your lying because your what...16? anyone with a fuckin dick like that aint a fuckin human..

BiZzO 03-17-05 04:46 AM

man who needs camels, i got my mates mum, she fukin fine... huge perky breasts, strait white teeth, big mouth, nice lips and some thick legs...
to bad i came to this conclusion when i was drunk, saw her the next day without her re-inforced push up bra, titties hittin the floor, she had false teeth, damn i didnt know her legs were the same size all the way down... like tree stumps... neva again will i advance on my freinds mum's when drunk.. lesson learned..

Miss. Lyricist 03-17-05 05:34 AM

^^^^ LOL.

Soc, babe, I told you my comp was fucked up. I had to restart it and get ready for another positive day of learning at my established educational environment- Hell. :thumbup:

Ca'lam 03-17-05 07:41 AM

ROFL the size of yo shoe dont mean shit.... i wear a size 10 1/2... and im well endowed even tho im 5'6... you wouldlt expect me to - well im black tho also ROFL.. nvm -_- ;).. but on the real shoe size dont matter no more.. you never know what you gon get, thats for real.. you cant tell just by looking at a nigga... some shit tripped me out cuz.. aight this lil nerdy nigga thats in my gym class cuz.. he tall and fuckign lanky as shit...nigga is mad skinny right.. we taking a piss... and i aitn gay or nething but i got perivial vision thats pretty good, and this nigga shit look like a third arm from my side view... no homo tho.. just real shit.. im comfortable with my sexuality ;).. but to answer your question foo..

yes condoms do squeeze the shit out of my dick... actually it makes u have a boner longer than u normally could keep it up... like after u buss, you still got one so you just keep fucking lol...at least i do =/

Dirty Nigga 03-17-05 07:49 AM

Fuck condoms.......
my Dick too big ta even fit in a chick, they all scared ta ride it, it hurts 'em too much...............
Naaaw

just get a bigger size condom, i read this article in a local newspaper, an it was a quesyion n answer thing

question was
''i have trouble with condoms, my penis size is 12 inches an condoms dont usually fit, they strecth an its too tight on my penis, what should i do?

Answer:
they have now started making bigger sized condoms for the oversized male erection
go see your doctor an he'll give you the size that suites all......

supposedly a new condom that strecthes ta fit all dick sizes...
me bein 7 inches, i dont have that problem.................

but yeah, go see ya doc n get them new condoms, word

K.ontroverz.Y 03-17-05 08:33 AM

ahha dayum im 7 inches and im 14..word...s'all good though naww sayin' its the motion that matters...and my dick size wont matter cuz i think my gurl preg :(

Dirty Nigga 03-17-05 09:02 AM

damn your 14??????????????
shit i'm older than you!!!
i'm 16 :D

thought you was older tho'.....

hopefully my dick will grow with age, i only wear shoe size 10 n a half too....
an i'm 6'1
*shake my head*

Vango 03-17-05 10:18 AM

Let me solve your problem real quick, you don't need to wear a condom when your beating off. There problem solved.... :thumbup:

TAKENOTICE 03-17-05 01:59 PM

condoms are meant to be tight yet not unbarably uncomfortable and for everyone whose just "average" size really don't always matter it just helps the unexperienced sometimes...

schema 03-17-05 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix
we taking a piss... and i aitn gay or nething but i got perivial vision thats pretty good, and this nigga shit look like a third arm from my side view...


^LMFAO

and Soc...quit sticking your dick in the vaccuum...you got it all swelled up...

~Luciano~ 03-17-05 03:11 PM

I only wear trojans

them tha only ones that dont snap when i put em on

Magnums only 4 extra breathin room
but they still strangle...

The Black Plague 03-17-05 03:20 PM

Yea.. condoms is wack.. first time i used one was my first time havin sex, and it ruined it.. it takes away the feel of a girls pussy, honestly, cuz all u feel is slippery rubber, and its hard to get a feel for the girl.. plus they hurt after a while, and breakage sucks...

Just pull ya dicks out quick enuff, or make sure she's on the pill..


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