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...My Poor Penis...
I was uhmmm...F'n my ex last night after a party.....an man i was fuckin wasted, i sdidnt even know what the fuck i was doin right........an she must of been ridin me so hard my foreskin split :shocked:
has this ever happend ta y'all?!....i woke up this mornin with blood in my boxers, blood on my dick, an it stings like hell |
too much info......
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dont post dat shit ere dawg...............
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^ i second what new method said.....
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Fuck you. & no, it's never happened to me.
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LOL.....I was just fuckin wonderin, damnit what is wrong ith yall? insecure bout ya sexuality?
i just wanna know if it happend ta anybody an if it did what did you do?...i'm fuckin worried over here, man |
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yes...but..damn..ow :banghead:...never happened to me....ever...i'd flip if it did |
ooo man i dno what it feels like but i guess it hurt lol... na i cant tell ya i have dun tht lol... ouchhh!!!!
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dat shit happened ta me 1 time....basically 0n my part i was puttin in t0 much w0rk...u kn0w when ya drunk u have n0 idea what u waz d0in till da next day when da chick tells u dat u was g0in wild 0n dat pussy....s0 d0nt even sweat dat shit...itz juzt u waz pr0lly beatin dat shit s0 much dat da pussy went dry and started wearin ya shit 0ff....lol....true shit
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tephlon u just experienced da true meaning of GRINDING!
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LMFAO^^^^ Get to da doc's!!!!!! |
rather than being on RV with a bloody penis i would be at the doctors RIGHT NOW... hell ida been there 2 mins. after i noticed it.... GO TO THE DOCTOR... the last place u want an infection is ya dick dude....
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Listen to them. Go to a doctor if it's killing you that much.
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haha that wopuld be embarrasin watchin a doctor fidddle wit ya nob.. haha omg tyhat would be hillarious
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did it really happen ta you an everythins alright now? |
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would know..masturbates...he's prolly chaffing :laugh: |
Fuck Ant Eaters man, thats why you roll with German Helmets..
German Helmets > Foreskin |
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Kid, shutup. Or battle & lose. |
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LMFAO haha that was sooo funny.... |
Yeah bruh...i wasnt bleedin n shit tho....just skin peelin...so i stop'd fuckin till it healed...but since u sayin yo stuff bleedin bruh....just hit up da docs yo and dey'll help ya fr0m derr......i really dont think nuffin bad ta happen unless u fuckin lots of chicks and it does da same thing den u should be worried
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^ He's lying..
He was masterbating with razor blades in his hand...that's why he was bleeding.. |
Fucking OWWWWWWWWWW.
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yeah go to the doctors man! dont worry about it, its nuthin too serious u jus need to get it cheked n he'll tell u how long it should take to heal n stuff! lmao btw....ur girl must have been RUFF!
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Wow, you have just provided new personals that will kill you in your battles. Also, go to a doctor and get it checked. Guys break their dicks a lot in sex, I saw it on Discovery :)
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If your gunna do it at all...learn to do it right. :thumbup:
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...and yes, were gunna be seeing this a few times Im sure...lol. |
Get on AIM Spek.
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you gotta get her wetter...then shit like this wont happen...
if shes so dry she split your dick it probably felt like sandpaper for her... |
^^^naw thats not true!! stuff like that happens cuz the guys foreskin is too tight or didnt go back when he was gettin it on lol we had to learn about it all in biology lol, made for sum interestin classes! :thumbup:
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It happens,nothing to be worried about..
your just gonna get scabes on your dick , and it'll go away ina bout a week or 2 .. |
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Good God.......man i feel so sorry for you dog........ :shocked: |
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but if it's a fine doctor... :D |
he got his foreskin split... you weren't circumsized or it "grew back" lmfao haaaaaaaa bloody boxers.. that's funny why would you say that a female had you bleeding haa haa.. you sure YOu didn't get cut and not her lol..
just messing, but get a tampon for that bloody shit.. lol JUST JOKIN lmfao |
That was cold Fiya. Funny though
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Fiya you too cold...dis man clearly needs to go see a doctor before his shit becomes infected or sumthin........................................... ......
.................................................. .............................. ..............LMAO........dats shits kinda funny................ but i know say that mussa had him distressed |
naw i had to give it to him because this nigga be in every thread talkin shit about me, sayin he won't touch me with a pole if it was 6 feet long.. now his pole bent up and split in half like an overdone Ball Park frank hotdog.. lmfao @ schema's response haaaaaaaaaaaaa
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naw but seriously.. who finds out they have a pool of blood in their boxers and their private parts busted up like sumbody used it as a punching bag. yet they didn't go to the doctor right away but you signed onto rv first.. nigga go to the hospital on the real... shit's not cute i dun care if u don't "want" to hear it's something bad, but most likely it isn't. You'll prolly have these black ass scabs all over where you got ripped. Fa real get that checked out..
I dropped the jokes.. run to the doctor before somebody see your bed with bloody sheets and think something different. lookin out fa ya.. 1 |
doctors man... doctors
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