Ayo girls, why is it...
 

That.. you always gotta go to the bathroom with atleast one other girl with you

That.. You fuck the first day we meet, and actually expect a phone call

That.. When you like someone, and know they like you, instead of just fucking them/going out with them (wichever way you roll) ya'll gotta start playing games and shit... and then get mad when the guy gets furstrated andends up fucking another girl

That.. If you like me, but we aint going out, and I flirt with another girl ya'll act fucked round me like you pissed...................... but it's ok for you to flirt with any guy

That.. You just find it nescasary to tell me your having your period, I aint wanna know that shit

That.. When ya'll wear high skirts/low cut shirts/tight pants with a thong, and I come up and say "Damn nice legs/nice tits/nice ass", I just get a slap, like your wearing that shit cuz it makes you feel good bout yourself? HELL NAH, you wearing it cuz you want guys to be noticed, your a fucking skank, and then when they compliment what you want noticed, you bitch slap them!

That.. If i'm dating you, at lunch time, I GOTTA be with your friends, I gotta hang with your friends with you, but you can't come with me, so I can hang with mine

That.. You can give me head.. but won't let me give any back :wtf:

That.. Your girl friends come and slap your ass as a joke, but when were making out and I grab your ass you tell me not to..

That.. You find it nescesary to be friends with the guys that happen to be the biggest assholes in the world, and act like assholes with you, and your just like wt/v

That.. you gotta have a poster of some homo from a soap opera in your locker.. while your dating me, and when i'm around you, still talk with your friends bout how hot they are? :wtf:

That.. When I act sweeat and shit, you all say i'm cute, and then when I act like my regular pimpish self, ya'll say i'm hot? :huh: (and by the way, stfu with that ya your cute, or she finds you cute shit, aint no guy wanna hear bout how "cute" he is)

That.. You tell a guy that any girl would be soooo lucky to go out with him, but you won't?

That.. When I tell one of the hottest girls in my school about how beautifull I think she is, she's like, nah I aint even pretty, stfu bitch you know damn well your hot, and A LOT of girls do this, pisses me off

That.. A bitch will strip for me on web-cam but not in real life

That..Your friends gotta be the most annoying bitches in the world

That.. If your my ex, and i'm dating a girl, you find it nescasary to tell the girl bout all the bad shit i've done

That.. You invite me over to your house, and you like me, but you don't wanna seem forward or shit so I gotta bring a friend? Or we can only hang out if there's other people there? (Not all girls but some)

That.. After I tell you I like you, you gotta start acting all weird around me and shit

These aren't really questions, cuz I basically know all the answers to em, they were more statemants, but peeps can feel free to answer em' like questions anyways, I wanna see what people have to say

answer to every question there.....'cuz we women have double standards to live up to!' lol :thumbup:

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weerd to poster shit, and lmao weerd to cute shit. damn good shit, yo :shoot:

What girls do you hang out with man? Only things I'd do are...

* That.. you always gotta go to the bathroom with atleast one other girl with you
* That.. If you like me, but we aint going out, and I flirt with another girl ya'll act fucked round me like you pissed...................... but it's ok for you to flirt with any guy
* You just find it nescasary to tell me your having your period, I aint wanna know that shit

^First thing is just a habit, second one is because I can get quite jealous and guys usually have a lower level of self-control and will think different when flirting than a girl. Last thing is to warn him there won' t be no fucking...

The tapping of the ass and also those compliments (nice legs et cetera) plus the giving head...why would they have a problem with that? (well if you're dating or something you know, don't want complete stranger giving comments like that)

nah, shit happens wit like every girl that's fine and shit here, yo. I feel where he's comin' in about 95% of what he said. I can relate to that shit like whoa!!! :shoot:

Got some weird chicks over there rofl...

A guy can't give a girl head? wtf you talking bout? I aint got anything against eating pussy, I love eating pussy, but if a girl goes down on me, why won't they let me go down on them.. :huh:

cuz we pimps like that :shoot:

yea, yo fashos. :shoot: nuccas be whilin' like what?!?! But yea, about the goin' down on a girl. lol I wouldn't put my mouth there. Guess it's jus me. lol

and Drama, not weird, fine girls, yo :cool: :hump:

Aint nothing wrong with licking pussy, lol

werd.............................................. ..

fuck, I ain't puttin' my mouth down there. fuck that. lol :shoot:

........................ done. :thumbup:

she might not like it.. or she might want you to do the alphabet backwards. who knows.. *shrugs* maybe she had a bad experience and a guy bit her while he was eating her mush...

lmao..... damn, that would hurt. If I was her, I'd act like nothin' happened, and then ask to give him head and bite him back. lmao :shoot:

i agree with most of this 100 percent.. especially that cute shit.. i get pissed..

lol weerd.......... shit annoyin'

I got introduced to this one girl by my friend. We became friends and all, but she would always talk about other guys (especially my friend who introduced us), and repeatedly tell me how hot they were. But everytime I brought up another girl looking good, she'd get all emotional like "that pisses me off, don't every say shit like that again!" So I said "bitch, if I can't do that then stop telling me how hot every guy is." She said "Ok...but he really is so fuckin' hot". Then I was gonna choke her, but as it turns out, we were talking on the phone at the moment.

^lmao lmao........... Lmao @ you callin' her bitch. damn you too gangsta yo :shoot:

Lady Fiyah, lol, I aint saying all girls are like that, but the ones that are, god damn.. :(

AND ROFL @ 9th, I know how that feels, pisses the fuck out of me

that ain't gangsta.. that's just fucked up.. you woulda got your ass beat lol

Lady Fiyah:
if a guy is sweet, i'd say he's sweet... but you should "act" yourself all the time so you wouldn't have to worry bout different reactions.

You don't know me though, I act differant everyday depending how I feel, people who try to analyse me or wt/v never can, and they always tell me, you a hard man to figure out, I got A LOT of sides to me. :huh:

i feel you, JTR.. it's all hood..

^lol weerd, yo. Gangsta is the side to be on tho :shoot:

well that doesn't mean you "act" different if that's how you are or what you are naturally known for...

I'm just me, I was hitting on this girl Elena and shit, and i'm smooth and what not, and then a week later, I was just telling her how beautifull she was in my own way, like poetical style or wt/v and she was like any girl would be lucky to have you as a boyfriend and shit, and was telling me how she never seen this side of me, but it aint an act, it's just me, I present myself how i'm feeling at the moment, that's how I was feeling bout her at the moment, that was what was on my mind, so I said it. I'm completely always 100% honest and I just say whats on my mind, unastand?

jus like the shit i wore to school today :shoot:

That also gets me into a lot of trouble, cuz when i think a teacher is being a fucking dickhead I tell him.. And I really been trying to think before I say shit lately.. ohhh how many fights I been in cuz of that :cool: :shoot:

Oh, I beg to differ, she would like it

Lol yeah right. She had the opportunity to over the summer. That friend of mine and I rolled up to her house to chill, and my phone fell on the couch. Thing is, this was before I had my own phone, so it was really my mom's. So the girl picks it up, and the conversation goes like this:

Her: Does this have text messaging on it?
Me: I don't think so, but if it does you're not using it, 'cuz it's my mom's phone
Her: I'm gonna text my friend
Me: No you're not *reaches for the phone*
Her: Yes I am. Leave me alone, I'm on the phone

So at this point I'm mad - she's about to use my mom's phone to text message her friend without even asking me. So I punched her in the side of the head, grabbed the phone and said to my friend "we're leaving." Then on the way out, I opened her fridge and stole a can of biscuits. Can you believe the nerve of her!?

the fuck wrong wit you, punchin ya girl in the head? you evil boi.. and stealing her biscuits, she dun even have breakfast.. ~_~ you evil, evil man.

My girl? Whoa, no way...that crazy bitch will never be considered "my girl", lol. And she had more biscuits anyways...

That.. When you like someone, and know they like you, instead of just fucking them/going out with them (wichever way you roll) ya'll gotta start playing games and shit... and then get mad when the guy gets furstrated andends up fucking another girl

This is the TRUTH!

That.. When ya'll wear high skirts/low cut shirts/tight pants with a thong, and I come up and say "Damn nice legs/nice tits/nice ass", I just get a slap, like your wearing that shit cuz it makes you feel good bout yourself? HELL NAH, you wearing it cuz you want guys to be noticed, your a fucking skank, and then when they compliment what you want noticed, you bitch slap them!


^^^^^^^^^^ That was the truest one there......... cuz wat? are the girls wearin that low cut shit to impress their girl friends??!!? lmao...... its NOT comfortable..... it def. dont keep ya warm...... i mean, there is no other reason really that gettin attention form guys and to have guys think u look hot..... so WHy the fuck do they get pissed wen u say they look fine.. they look nasty at u sumtimes..... and its like "wtf..." u know u wearin that for guys attention

the other thing that should be on there.... is wen ur talkin with a girl and theyre like "ANy girl would be happy to have you" or "Youd make the best boyfriend" or "ANy girl would be the luckiest one in the world to be with u," or "I wish i had a guy like u (or sumthin like that)" but they almost NEVER like u wen they say that shit.. like u even try and flip that shit around on em sometimes..... like "u wanna be the luckiest girl?" or sum shit like that...... and they act like ur kiddin, or wat they sed didnt apply to them, it applied to every OTHER girl.
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ohhhhh and OMFG LMAO to wat 9th sed....... LMAOLMAOLMAO

wtf if she given you head an you aint gotta eat pussy for it.. then thats a good thing aint no dude love to eat pussy....

Werdness JAck... you bumped up 4000000000000000 cool points with me.

ya i'll edit more in and shit, and fux, the girl that said that to me had a boyfriend, otherwise I woulda fucked her by now, I never had a girl say that to me unless she had a boyfriend.. my new one is sooo fucking true

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like taco bell shit and whatnot...