For the "Saw" fans
 

I wake up strapped down to a table in a pitch black room. I try to struggle and get out and notice that all four limbs of my body are strapped down. Suddenly, bright lights are turned on and a voice echos in the room...

"Hello Cameron. You always say you love people, but do you really know what love is? If you'll look to your right you will see four doors. Each of these four doors holds someone you say you love. Your father, your brother Ben, your grandmother and the so-called "love of your life".......Ashley. Your task is to decide who dies here, and who lives. You must choose three doors you want opened letting your loved ones free into the world once again, but there's a catch.....if you do not correctly guess WHICH 3 people you are release, all your limbs will be severed and you will be left here to rot and bleed to death with whoever you didn't realease. If you do guess correctly, you will then have the choice of either to save yourself, or the other person you left behind one of those doors. If you fail to make any decisions, I guarantee everyone including yourself will find themselves suffering and being raped and tortured until the second they die, including Ashley and your grandmother. You have 10 minutes to make your first decision, and 5 to make your second. Good luck, and may your heart guide you........."


Everyone write their Saw situation :cool:

Watch it you ass. It's a fuckin classic. :mad:

Yea watch it now while its late and barley anyones on. :thumbup:

Saw is such a genius movie.Soc good taste have you.

Hey, do you guys ever get that feeling that something that wants to kill you is behind you, and you can almost feel it, but you know deep down that if you look, you're dead?

Because I have a feeling there is a zombie on my bed right now but I can NOT look. :(

lol fuckin Soc man i tell ya. :laugh:

rofl you're very disturbing.......

I swear, I felt like as soon as I looked behind me, a rotting zombie was going to lunge at me and Freddy Kruger was gunna show up somehow and i'd be left screaming and kicking like a little bitch.

rofl rottin zombie behind u watch out! :laugh:

That makes me wanna turn around but I refuse to!

lol well dont then. :thumbup:

The longer I don't the more paranoid I get.

lol grab ur gun then load it then look.

I don't have a gun, lets see, I have a jar of peanut butter... An empty can of gingerale... uuhhhh make that 4 empty cans... And a cell phone... I think out of that I can create a makeshift dueling sword.

I wake up and see homos around me. Fuck.

Saw is dope.

Soc, good story for your Saw situation.

Its scary soc :(

i get the chills

I wake up on the floor of a moderately lit room, plagued with the stench of raw sewage. Many small pipes line the cieling, and that may be where the smell is coming from. Across from me is a large wall of plexiglass. On the other side I see a boy strapped into a chair. He looks quite familiar to me. On the wall next to the plexiglass is a large red button. I turn around and there is another large window, this one with several people sitting behind it on a row of benches. Suddenly, an ominous voice begins speaking over an intercom system.

"Good day, Paul. Throughout the course of your life, people have seen you as kind-hearted, generous, and forgiving, who usually feels a sense of guilt. But how will those charactaristics change when your being generous with your own god-given life? In front of you is Kevin, your high school tormentor for the past four years. And behind you, sitting on those benches, is Kevin's family. Push the large red button, and the electric chair Kevin is strapped into will be activated. Just think, all the pain and trouble Kevin has caused you will finally be justified. Kill Kevin, and you will be let go. However, can you live with the guilt of taking another man's life in front of his family? If you do not complete this task, you will be gassed slowly via the pipes lining the ceiling. You have one hour to make your decision...choose wisely, Paul."

I'd rather die. I would suck at killing someone else, one reason I can't go into the military.

Kill him...

Dope story by the way! You too Soc, nice story

Saw was the shit

BTW...

Im still scared to look behind me :nervous:

I am driving through the middle of town...hungry having not eaten for 3 days...and .plagued with the smell of fried chicken...pizza...chinese food...and greasy burgers.....as i look around i see four shops...all serving my favourite types of food...suddenly...a voice begins speaking to me from the drive-throughs intercom systems....

Aaron..all your life you have gone by indulging in your favourite foods and choose not to eat healthy...but how will your taste buds change when takeaway is no longer available in all types of food.In front of you is a Mcdonalds,KFC,Pizza Hut and winnies chinese foods....you must choose wich one of these restaurants you wish to choose from to have lunch...baring in mind..that the three that you turn down will never be available to you ever again as long as you live...if you fail to choose then you must live off of vegetables for the rest of your life...you have 30 minutes to make your decision...follow your taste buds wisely....Mwwwuuuuaaaahahahahahahahah....

LMAO. I say take Pizza Hut, they serve pizza and all kinds of other things.

^^^werd...id probably go for KFC right now..but then tomorrow i would prefer pizza hut...thats why it would be a hard decision....

Someone else post theirs, lol.

LMAO @ the fast-food one.

I just woke up in a strange,dim lighted place.Im not strapped
down with any material or objects,But im giving a Little Tiny Knife
that could cut through 2-3 inch thick objects.....

"Josh...for all your life you have talked back to your parents but
at the same time loved both equally.But now you have to make
a unforgetable choice,in front of you is your mother strapped down
in a chair on your right and on your left is your dad as the same.
You must choose witch parent you love more,Your mom or dad.
Josh in your hand theres a Knife,use it to cut through one of your
parents wrist and go back to the world you grew comfortable in
but for the other parent you must leave him/her there to die a
savage/torturing death by the serial killers Ill let loose from the
doors behind you Josh.But make your mind up fast because in
30minutes the life you once knew isnt going to be the same,good
luck on making your decission..."

The is very bright, not dark like many things you see in horror movies yet I am still scared. I look around, I am tied to a chair by my wrists and ankles. The room is completely white, and I am in a chair that is completely white as well. There is a small end table with a little radio on it. I hear static from the radio, then all of a sudden I hear someone start talking:

Welcome Sean! I've been watching your moves, and I've seen the descisions you make when you choose who to date. You try to judge people on personalities, but I see you judge on looks as well. There have been people you wanted to date, but were afraid of what your friends would say, and one relationship even got ruined because of that. So, Sean, look in front of you.

I looked and saw 3 girls. One was ugly as hell to me. He nose was big and round, her hair was down to ass and looked like it hadn't been brushed for months. Though she wasn't obese, she wasn't very skinny. Her face had pimples and looked a bit hairy. She didn't shave her arms. She had small tits and her ass almost didn't exist. The next one was ok. She was moderately skinny, but not skinny. Her boobs were around 32 B, and her ass was there but nothing great. Her face was kinda clear, but you could see where acne had been. Her hair was really short though. The third one was the girl guys dream of. The big and firm breasts, the perfect hair, the perfect body, the body of an athlete, and the perfect complextion. I got an erection from just looking at her.

Well Sean, here is the deal. These three women are different and yet the same. All 3 are virgins, and all of them are willing to marry you. You have to choose which one. The one on the far left, probably the inattractive one to you, is an amazing scientist. She makes millions a year, and is the nicest person you will ever meet. She will never cheat on you, and will always be at your side. The one who is kind of attractive to you is one who has an attitude. She can be nice, but she can also be a bitch. She might cheat on you, depends on the situation. She works a minimum wage job, so you have to make the money. The last girl, probably the most attractive, has a very big attitude. She will only stay with you if you are rich and attractive. You will probably fight very often, and she will cheat on you without a doubt. The two you don't choose die. You have 10 minutes. Oh, and before I forget, one has a dick too. So choose wisely, or else you might be stuck with a chick with a dick.

LMFAO@ rev.....

That shit was DOPE but the dick really ruined it. :mad:

I think I woulda picked the middle girl.

I just woke up in a strange,dim lighted place.Im not strapped
down with any material or objects,But im giving a Little Tiny Knife
that could cut through 2-3 inch thick objects.....

"Josh...for all your life you have talked back to your parents but
at the same time loved both equally.But now you have to make
a unforgetable choice,in front of you is your mother strapped down
in a chair on your right and on your left is your dad as the same.
You must choose witch parent you love more,Your mom or dad.
Josh in your hand theres a Knife,use it to cut through one of your
parents wrist and go back to the world you grew comfortable in
but for the other parent you must leave him/her there to die a
savage/torturing death by the serial killers Ill let loose from the
doors behind you Josh.But make your mind up fast because in
30minutes the life you once knew isnt going to be the same,good
luck on making your decission..."

thats mad easy lol thats not torturous...id kill him in an instant no problem



puss :thumbup: lol jk
killing people is dope aaand thats why im going to Marines :)

Compose, you better fucking post one.

ROFL @ rev that dick shit was the best twist...thats fuckin scary yo

LMAO at one has a dick...when i first started readin i thought it was going to be a funny one...but then as i read on i was like..wow...that really would be a hard decision...then i read the last line and it just cracked me up....

You serious?

After I graduate from high school in two years I'm enlisting.

I'm so posting one of these later.

9th's and Soc's were dope.